Has anyone ever vored something IRL?

As an aside, I'm going to France this weekend. The grocery store in my village has live trout. How would one ask to take them home alive, as opposed to all chopped up and gutted and dead? Hopefully one of you is well enough versed in grocery store protocol to help me out here.

Bring a cooler with water in it and tell the guy you need the practice of gutting fish and not to bother killing them. Works every time...

I once stuck a hamster in my mouth and got her halfway down my throat, but I had to let her back up because she wasn't mine. She was my sister's teacher's hamster, and I don't think she'd like having to pay for an animal that misteriously disappeared. That and IRL I'm a vegetarian, so I wouldn't have digested her anyway, even though she was a mean little tart.

Midi wrote:I once stuck a hamster in my mouth and got her halfway down my throat, but I had to let her back up because she wasn't mine. She was my sister's teacher's hamster, and I don't think she'd like having to pay for an animal that misteriously disappeared. That and IRL I'm a vegetarian, so I wouldn't have digested her anyway, even though she was a mean little tart.

That sounds pretty cool, but didn't it scratch you? How did it react to being put in your mouth?

Average wrote:

Midi wrote:I once stuck a hamster in my mouth and got her halfway down my throat, but I had to let her back up because she wasn't mine. She was my sister's teacher's hamster, and I don't think she'd like having to pay for an animal that misteriously disappeared. That and IRL I'm a vegetarian, so I wouldn't have digested her anyway, even though she was a mean little tart.

That sounds pretty cool, but didn't it scratch you? How did it react to being put in your mouth?

She bit and scratched at me when she was outside, but once I had her in, she calmed down fast. I guess she was saying she was sorry.

I hope you at least washed thoroughly after. Who knows what kinda diseases and such could happen if you did this. One always must remember that these kinda things can be health hazardous.

Of course I did. You think I'm that stupid? *this coming from a squirrel who litterally blew himself up once IRL*

Its hard to tell. You were stupid enough to put the thing in your mouth in the first place. Despite how they are filthy to beggin with.

I've swallowed something myself before, both live and non. The non thing was gummy worms, they gave me a lil indigestion but it felt pretty cool ^..^ The living thing i ate whole, and i kid you not on this, what a 5inch salamader/skink. It was long andslim and wriggled like mad X3 Oh and i did wash it first, no telling where its feeties have been ^..^;

Phoenix Ninetales wrote:Its hard to tell. You were stupid enough to put the thing in your mouth in the first place. Despite how they are filthy to beggin with.

OK, calm down before this gets outta paw. Don't want any flame wars now. Or do we? Mwehehehehehheheheh......

I'm not sure if this counts but I once found myself chewing my pillow at about 5:00 AM last night... <P

And to bump things again, I've recently talked with two guys who have put fish inside their penises. Yes, that's right! I'm not sure if I'd ever want to go that route, but at least there's proof of it being possible and, presumably, harmless.

I'm still trying to work up the courage to swallow a few at a time... I hear they vibrate inside your belly for many minutes.

Hummm... where should I begin?

Well I guess Ill start with Oral.
quarters, nickles, dimes, pennies (lots of them) enough to make a jingling sound when I moved around =3 (tried to swallow a half dollar but failed) uhm lots of marbles same effect as teh pennies (and also tried a jaw-breaker marble but failed...) beads on strings (did this alot), ear buds (from the I-pod), more beads, made a bead bracelet by swallowing a bead on a string then threading more beads down my throat then pulling it up... Crazy Bones , the guts of a non-toxic marker, spaghetti, other pasta, meatballs, ate a few bugs when I was a kid,jello, grapes, a grape on string to test digestion (didn't leave in in long enough for results), faild at whoppers (the malted milk ball thingys), about 3 magnet rocks (VERY BAD IDEA!!! made me sick and I missed an important test that I had to make up ), attempted to eat a hot-wheels car {fail},non-magnetic rocks (didn't make me sick), cotten balls, Q-tips, tissues, k'nex, bionical pieces (some were by accedent), and legos ,a key (ate that key a few times and lost it eventually...),ice cubes, oh oh and I ate a little plastic Clefary =3, and probably some more stuff that I cant remember at the moment XD.

Next up, AV
Socks, washcloths, toothbrush (didn't use it afterwords), flashlight, pencils (non-sharpend), the hot wheels car I couldn't swallow, other k'nex, the jaw-breaker marble, other crazy bones, a hairbrush (twisted it too much and it got stuck...twas a pain in the ass to pull out :3), a tooth brush holder with holes in the bottom filled my arce with water, icecubes, a makeshift dildo, beany babys and other plushies, some small bottles, cottenballs, q-tips, my cellphone (washed it off afterwords),book covers, my entire hand XP, and probably some other stuff I don't remember.

As for Cv I only have two things...
1 was a needle...didn't get it in all the way..
2 was a bunch of small K'nex and some bigger ones... wound up pushing then in realy far and I now know what to expect when I have a kidny stone...but did feel good pushing them in...just sucked HARD pulling them back out...stung when I pee'd for a while after that too DX

and well that's all I can think of now... hehe

Only things I've ever swallowed whole are peas and corn, but that was before I was vorish.

Sp 0-12 Zeta wrote:lots of vorish and naughty things

wow, that a lot! just curious, did the coins, marbles, and other non-organic stuff come out later? cause the jingling thing sounds fun! reminds me of that Family Guy show where Peter ate all those nickels... (you didnt go blind, did you?)

also, I've been practicing recently, and Im able to swallow a whole hot dog sausage...I later tried 2 (one after the other) but it gave me a slight bellyache the next day...

You should NEVER eat coins. People who are sick still handle money and the viruses from the flu and such will spread. You put that in your mouth and you potentially turn violently ill. Eating things that are handled by a lot of individuals is never a good idea. And no matter how thoroughly you clean it, you won't get every crevice and such...it's NOT a wise thing to do. Period.

Zephyrnereus wrote:
wow, that a lot! just curious, did the coins, marbles, and other non-organic stuff come out later? cause the jingling thing sounds fun! reminds me of that Family Guy show where Peter ate all those nickels... (you didnt go blind, did you?)

Hehe yeah didn't go blind though... well the penny marbles and stuff did

Silenrea wrote:You should NEVER eat coins. People who are sick still handle money and the viruses from the flu and such will spread. You put that in your mouth and you potentially turn violently ill. Eating things that are handled by a lot of individuals is never a good idea. And no matter how thoroughly you clean it, you won't get every crevice and such...it's NOT a wise thing to do. Period.

I know I know...

Ive done AV and OV. The biggest thing i did was a baby chick. but to be save we snapped it before i swollen it so it could not try to scratch on its way down (take a long time to stop moving to once it neck is snaped.)

The biggest AV was a ball that i left in there over night.

i have only swallowed " haribo goldbears

sometimes " nougat bits " but i never wanted to swallow then, that hurts much, its only when i eat too fast^^

Wow...you guys...are pretty fun! X3
I gotta try some of these out some time.
The only thing I've done out of Zeta's huge list was the marble thing. The jingling is fun! ^w^