Pokemon you shouldn't eat whole

Nor would an octillery. Though I still wonder how a fish can evolve to an octopus.

heh, I'm not sure, it always has seemed like weird evolution, but not much more weird then Magikarp/Gyrados.

*pokes you with a fire stone* Lets see if ditto evolves!

*randomly transforms into a jumble of pokemon that need fire stones to evolve, having the tail of a Flareon, The head of an Arcanine, and the body and legs of a Ninetales* *professor Oak randomly appears* "This is why trainers don't evolve Dittos."

*sends you to vore Prof. Oak, and his grandson*

*happily vores the two of them leaving the mutated ditto with a large, gurgling belly*

I now send you out to go vore as many different humans as you can!

*eats about 5 humans before needing to take a break for a while, not being aable to move with such a distended belly, seeming to have kept some Ditto-like traits.*

Hehe. To get back on topic. Voltorb would be like its evolution in regards to eating. Unhealthy should it explode.

I can actually see the cartoonish expanding of the poor pokemon as the voltorb explodes inside of them.

Or Maskesque one. Remember how The Mask, in the first film ate Dynamite to prevent it going off and such, and then, belched out flames and smoke.

Yeah I remember watching that...didn't like it due to it being a human doing the eating i'm picky when it comes to stuff like that.

Was still funny. Another pokemon you might not want to eat whole is the RD one.

*blinks* you mean me *giggles*

Indeed. Your shifting would make ye a rather troublesome meal to get whole.

good point heehee

Be a good shape shifting pokemon though, and go gorge yourself on trainers.

I wouldn't want to kill them though it's more fun to turn them into pokemon and have them enjoy the joys of vore.

Not even the ones wearing this symbol? *points to the crimson R on his right side*

well I would like to turn them into pokemon then make them into vore slaves LOL.

Team Rocket might also try to capture and experiment on you.

However if they were pokemon as well they might get confused and experiment on their own members heeheehee.

They do that anyways. Their insurance rates are insane because of this.

*bursts out laughing* you want me to vore and cock vore them?

Glad to see someone likes my humor. And yes, along with any other vore ye like.

hmm ok we need some picks though I prefer to do it on butch and cassidy rather than jesse and james. Jesse and James get their butts kicked enough.

They ran away and havent been seen since. But just go after anyone wearing a crimson R. Least then youd have fun. And you can "liberate" their pokemon to become your vore slaves.

Ooh I like the sound of that. I'll have a huge cock then.

Hurry, go liberate those poor poor pokemon! So you can get yourself an army of pokemon vore slaves and conquer the world or something!

Um isn't that what team galactic is trying to do?

No. Team Rocket/Cipher Corp want to rule the world as is with pokemon Armies. Galactic wants to destroy the old and create a new one in which they are gods. Aqua and Magma were just misguided as they wanted to created more oceans/land for people. Oceans because water gives life. And land to help provide more living space.

*laughs* I seriously need to learn more about the bad pokemon gangs.

Its not hard when you've played all the games. But to get us on topic again. Can anyone else bother to offer opinions on pokemon they think shouldn't be eaten whole?

Hmm.. the only other two I can think of at the moment are: Slugma(can't see a blob of lava going down too well, and even if it was eaten by another fire type, it would have the same probelms as DItto , and the other blobs.) and Celebi(either, it'd time travel back to before you ate it, or the time travel might make the predator travel as well, in which case, Celebi, could, for exemple, take said predator back to the age of prehistoric pokémon, where said predator might find him or herself at the bottom of the food chain. )

Indeed. That applies to Dialga as well. If you could eat it that is. Eating grass types though is akin to eating vegetables. And thus is yuck. I wouldn't eat them. And I wont RP them as predators. I don't like plant vore.

same, with the exception of a few (as predators) like Bulbasaur and his evolutions, as they are close enough to animals, same with Tropius, Chikorita and evolutions, Treeko and evolutions, Lotad and his evolutions( except maybe Lombre as it's just too bloody ugly>.<), maybe Breloom, Grotle and Torterra, or Leafeon, but as prey I must agree (most) grass pokemon=veggies=bad>.<

I can agree with the Leafeon being pred. But the others not so much. Though a funny to see pred would be you. Wonder if they could see themselves being digested by the blue blob if you ate them.

heh, A ditto pred would be...unique, to say the least^_^

How about you go demonstrate it by going after James. He is the resident snack. The pikavee is sill like that.

Charem wrote:Has anybody ever tried eating a pine cone when they were a kid? XD I have, and they're absolutely disgusting. Which is why I nominate Pineco for this list! X3
Not to mention Forretress, for that matter.

Wow. I'm sad to say I have. Stupid kids XD

what about magneton, cloyster, and kingler. Not sure if anyone's mentioned them, but I don't think they would be to fun to eat.

Show of hands, who he either has or plays Super Smash Brothers: Brawl? How many of you have seen Wario eat one of the explosive items. If you haven't go do it now. Go ahead, I'll wait....



... Okay, that's basically how I see voring a voltorb or electrode going.

Magetorment wrote:Show of hands, who he either has or plays Super Smash Brothers: Brawl? How many of you have seen Wario eat one of the explosive items. If you haven't go do it now. Go ahead, I'll wait....



... Okay, that's basically how I see voring a voltorb or electrode going.

Huuuh... you can pick up Electrode and throw him like an item in Brawl... <.<; Maybe you could try and have Wario prove that theory? XD

I doubt it'd work, but... hey, worth a shot. Xp

Wario can't eat living items (Pokéballs/Mr. Saturns/etc).

Gulpin and Swallot are at the top of my list right off the top if my head

infact and sludge or poison type Pokemon would be on my list of no no's unless i really really liked the taste of them and had a medical team nearby

as for others i would eat them all becuase i love to have my belly wriggling and jiggling

I find it funny that no-one has said anything about Bronzor/Bronzong specifically. Bronzong is fairly... Problomatic.... And you ever tried to eat a big metal plate?

I thing Froslass and Glalie are fairly safe, I mean, they'd freeze your throat on the way down. Ouch.

And Garchomp; With all those fins you'd think that it would hurt quite a bit.

I'm sure no one would risk eating me.

You sure about that? I'd be willing to try, but I get the feeling you would say no to it. Eat you headfirst and any damage from those back spikes of yours are reduced. Then use Recover after in case...for any wounds.

Or I can cheat and just teleport you inside.

*Decides that's enough and stops kidding.*

Teleporting would be kinda cheesing it. I've no problem if you wanted to try.

Well that's why I never use that way. Ruins the fun of the slide down.

Also, touché. But I don't know if I could eat you. Not due to incapable physically...I just think you're cute. We'll see if an opening for me to try arises... *Giggles and noses Sandnite.*

Aww, thanks *giggles and smiles*