How could they make Pokémon worse?

Anthan · by Anthan on May 8th 2009, 7:13 am

The object of this game is to think of what would make the worst Pokémon game ever.

I'll start
This could be charmander's sprite.

LavenderUmbreon · by LavenderUmbreon on May 8th 2009, 8:32 am

They could make the biking background music even more irritating.

Latios · by Latios on May 8th 2009, 8:51 am

they could evolve ditto!

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 14th 2009, 11:45 am

Give an evolved form to Jynx like they did for Magmar and Electabuzz (Both of which look very creepy...especially Magmortar.)

Zephyrnereus · by Zephyrnereus on May 14th 2009, 2:31 pm

start a sports and boardgame sub-series.

Magetorment · by Magetorment on May 14th 2009, 2:41 pm

They could let Michal Bay direct a live action movie version of Pokemon: The Card Game.

Houndoomed · by Houndoomed on May 14th 2009, 2:58 pm

Choice A: MOAR Pyschic-typed legendaries. There's enough. More than enough. -_-

Choice B: Anything that even remotely resembles Luvdisc.

Choice C: Give Luvdisc an evolved form.

Choice D: Give Luvdisc an UNevolved form. I can feel the diabetes already...

Choice E: Give Luvdisc plot significance. I obviously hate the wicked little Valentine's Day fish with great intensity. >.>

Choice F: Make a game with any more new legendaries than D/P. Nobody needs this many; there's well over 30 so far!

Choice G: Make more Normal/Flying or Bug/Flying types. They're so obviously lacking in that department.

Choice H: More bumbling criminals. I get sick of the nameless idiot Grunts sometimes!

I'm going overboard now, so that's it for me. ^^

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 14th 2009, 3:08 pm

Give the evil group a plot that makes little to no sense at all. Like their ultimate goal is to harness the limitless power of Magikarp's...

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on May 14th 2009, 3:35 pm

Start a new tv series that involves Ash and Pikachu. (unless they are getting owned)

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 14th 2009, 4:06 pm

(( I thought this was about the Pokemon game. ))

Create something ABOVE Arceus...

Zephyrnereus · by Zephyrnereus on May 14th 2009, 4:10 pm

dog in da grass wrote:Start a new tv series that involves Ash and Pikachu. (unless they are getting owned)

not to mention using the power of friendship (and arrogance) to save the day...

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 14th 2009, 4:26 pm

...At least there aren't characters running around saying the LOVE between them and their Pokemon will pull them through and they are all weird and creepy. If they put THAT in a game I would be tempted to sell it...

Draca · by Draca on May 14th 2009, 9:09 pm

What would ruin a Pokemon game? Cards. Using cards to power up your Pokemon. Similar to Chain of Memories. God they ruined that series...

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 14th 2009, 9:32 pm

Imagine them putting a Digimon twist into it. A device you have on your Poketech and you use it to power them up or something. That would also go about the idea you said about cards, Draca. 'Swipe da card for powah!' ...Bleh.

Magetorment · by Magetorment on May 15th 2009, 1:55 am

Silenrea wrote:Imagine them putting a Digimon twist into it. A device you have on your Poketech and you use it to power them up or something. That would also go about the idea you said about cards, Draca. 'Swipe da card for powah!' ...Bleh.

So, make it Digimon, essentually.

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 15th 2009, 8:07 am

Pretty much. If they make Virus, Data and Vaccine Pokemon then we'd have an issue definitely. *Has played one of the Digimon games to know some basics.*

TheFurryFromTheDark · by TheFurryFromTheDark on May 15th 2009, 8:12 am

Simple:

Make the catch rate of all legendaries 1

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 15th 2009, 1:05 pm

Implement Pokemon that FUSE together in double battles. Or there is fusing outside of battles and you lose the two original Pokemon.

Houndoomed · by Houndoomed on May 15th 2009, 5:28 pm

Silenrea wrote:Pretty much. If they make Virus, Data and Vaccine Pokemon then we'd have an issue definitely. *Has played one of the Digimon games to know some basics.*

Well, there's nothing that could qualify as a Vaccine Pokemon, but as for the former two... Deoxys and the various levels of Porygon would fit the bill. In the context of it, Porygon and it's evolved forms fit best.

On that note, it'd be pretty terrible if they made a plot point out of Porygon. Using it to navigate cyberspace or some such nonsense.

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 15th 2009, 5:41 pm

They already placed in the Space Program in one of their games...a nice big rocket. I'm wondering about ANOTHER Porygon being made. I have found an image of one someone drew. They called it Porygon-X3. Looked kind of cool, actually.

Zephyrnereus · by Zephyrnereus on May 15th 2009, 9:18 pm

*imagines a porygon with a 'X3' face* XD

it would suck if they made more "clone" pogeymanz *coughpachirisucough*

Latios · by Latios on May 15th 2009, 9:31 pm

they could expand their unverse more...... T.T

StarvingSmeargle · by StarvingSmeargle on May 15th 2009, 9:35 pm

They could continue to use the same "10-year-old defeats evil orginization that the police could not defeat, captured all legendary pokemon, and beat the elete-four" plotline that has been used for ten freaking years.

Draca · by Draca on May 15th 2009, 10:35 pm

Just a quick question, how big is the Earth in this game cause we have gone through like, four massive continents already. Omg! The world is expanding!

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on May 15th 2009, 10:40 pm

Give preforms preforms

StarvingSmeargle · by StarvingSmeargle on May 15th 2009, 10:42 pm

Not really. All the places in the pokemon games are simply 'regions' so it could be said they are all part of one country (it takes five minuites to walk from one town to the next, I doubt its that huge. Plus, if you look at the map of japan, all the regions of pokemon are actually places in japan. Check it out: http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/upload/a/a2/Pokemonworld.png

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on May 15th 2009, 10:59 pm

(Hehe, I want to go to Joto)

Remake yellow version

Houndoomed · by Houndoomed on May 15th 2009, 11:01 pm

Attacks based on Internet memes and YouTube Poop fodder;

Falcon Punch - Fire Punch combined with Focus Punch
Chargin' Mah Lazor/Firin' Mah Lazor - Some kinda freaky Solarbeam?
ORLY - Causes confusion
YARLY - Causes burn
NO WAI - Causes paralysis
NO U - Copies the opponent's move
SPARTAAAAAA - One hit KO into the pit of death
Mah boi - Causes true warriors to strive for peace... and/or sharply cuts attack. x3
Squadala - I don't even know. x3
PINGAS - Um... why not?
OVER 9000 - Causes 'What?! 9000?!'
Spaghetti!
Bagel
Lamp Oil?
Rope?
Bombs?

I could go on all day... but I won't. o.o

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on May 15th 2009, 11:05 pm

have missingno, on purpose.

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 16th 2009, 12:02 am

You do realise Missingno means Missing No (Missing Number) right? Just wondering if you do.

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on May 16th 2009, 12:07 am

(Yes, and they still could)

Have glitches that randomly delete your pokemon *crys* Pupitar! WHY!!!

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 16th 2009, 12:10 am

I thought this was to do with changes they could make to the GAME that makes it worse, not things caused by poor programming. o.o

Though they could make Pokemon based off things IRL or named similar to that of celebrities.

...Anyone who says Chuck Norris gets a boot to the head.

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on May 16th 2009, 12:16 am

(I'm talking about putting stuff like that in there)

Force you to go on a pointless and very very very long quest for no reason at all.

Zephyrnereus · by Zephyrnereus on May 16th 2009, 10:41 am

Orre is confirmed to be Kansas |3 (no, not really...)
but it would be horrible if they made regions based on other countries... (I can already see it... Taco Region! where berries are replaced with tacos and potions are replaced with soda and tequila... XD)

Silenrea · by Silenrea on May 16th 2009, 2:25 pm

I think placing in Taco's would make it better. X3

I think it would be made worse if they had more things to gamble on. Awesome for the young kids to play...

Latios · by Latios on May 19th 2009, 8:55 am

perhaps they could make it wose if they had an evil team that has a worse name than team "dim sun"

Sacred-Silence · by Sacred-Silence on December 15th 2009, 4:53 pm

making them an inch tall

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 15th 2009, 5:02 pm

They could make it worse by adding the fact that you HAVE to catch the Missing No. which eventually fucks your game up if left in your possession (I know this because my friend accidentally kept it and he fucked his game up, and had to buy a whole new one)

Marl · by Marl on December 15th 2009, 5:16 pm

Shadowfang wrote:They could make it worse by adding the fact that you HAVE to catch the Missing No. which eventually fucks your game up if left in your possession (I know this because my friend accidentally kept it and he fucked his game up, and had to buy a whole new one)

I could've sworn that as soon as you caught it, it turned into a haunter. Considering I did it.

Ah, but enough of being rude (sorry to contradict you Shadowfang, I'm just trying to supply my own information), I think making a fourth evolutionary form would ruin pokemon.

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 15th 2009, 5:19 pm

(it's fine, maybe there's a different Missing No. per videogame?, all my friend knew was the game massively screwed up after he caught it and didn't release it)

making more 'baby' pokemon for legendaries, Riolu is cute yes, but Lucario was a Legendary before Riolu came along!

luna · by luna on December 15th 2009, 7:02 pm

Make a pokemon game where you just walk around talking to people in one town without battleing pokemon or catching them

Metzy the Mesprit · by Metzy the Mesprit on February 27th 2010, 6:14 am

1. Please, continue forcing us to look out for "updates" or "events" on how we can obtain coveted legendary Pokemon; they'll never come, and thus this resorts us to using cheat codes instead, if we really want them.

2. Please, keep making hard-to-pronounce names that takes you, like, a week to figure out, and then if you bother to watch one of the Anime, after you hear how the Pokemon is REALLY pronounced, angrily start yelling at your TV in French.

3. Please, keep making that daycare guy say he has no idea how an egg got next to two Pokemon; a little bit of fifth grade schooling wouldn't hurt him at all, right? Good, let's move on.

4. Please, go ahead and continue to have no romance at all in the game, since little kids will obviously freak out and tell their parents and the companies will be sued. Yeah, life is all about picking daisies and being just friends with everyone.

5. Please, continue to make the Pokemon sound absolutely nothing like their name; I really LOVE how Pikachu doesn't even mimic its name, or how Jynx sounds like she's on drugs, or how Lucario has a sore throat. Yeah, that's really neat; thanks so much.

KeithTheRiolu · by KeithTheRiolu on March 4th 2010, 11:31 am

Start putting advertisements in the game!

JolTEoN_Iz_dA_BeAsT · by JolTEoN_Iz_dA_BeAsT on March 4th 2010, 7:12 pm

If all the three starting pokemon were all crappy! 0__o

by Guest on March 4th 2010, 7:21 pm

They make it so you can't run away from wild battles ethier.

Mikey_Vulpine · by Mikey_Vulpine on March 4th 2010, 7:30 pm

1. If they used the stupid PokeDex for the 5th gen. It would be better if it was labeled "PhantomDex", so it can make more sense for "Phantom Champion Z". Well, since the PokeDex can only hold 493 different Pokemon... at least in my opinion. They would have to create a new type of Pokemon Data Machine, or else this idea is moot, and the future games would suck.

2. Starting to rip off fursonas that are from copyrighted characters in some way or form. It would trigger lawsuits, and a rebellious end to Pokemon as we know it.

3. Have an evil, but clumsy team, that implements a random subliminal message that kids can understand. Then they'll have nightmares about it. Example: Team Gangup.

4. Adding more useless professors that will order you to fill the PokeDex, or PhantomDex. Seriously, Professor Oak, Elm, and two others are enough.

5. Making the new region DSi-only, which will be total crap for DS Lite owners, like me.

thorn_the_hawk · by thorn_the_hawk on March 4th 2010, 10:18 pm

making a virus that ur pokemon actually had to get and that u had to find a cure for. Adding levels where if u dont pass u hav t ostart over

KeithTheRiolu · by KeithTheRiolu on March 5th 2010, 2:57 pm

They can make us go through the whole explanations of Pokemon over and over again, and also how to play the game, instead of just allowing us to skip it, since we may already know how to play!

vorecario · by vorecario on April 4th 2010, 3:40 pm

1 word...death like if ur pokemon got beat to badly it would die everyone would think wtf Shocked

Charstar Max · by Charstar Max on April 4th 2010, 3:51 pm

Pokemon would be dead if Ash actually got his own talk show. I can see it now....

"....Pikachu! Use your 'Run For The Hills' move! Ash is on TV!"