Re: The Corrupted Wish

[Rain]

Granted but then Sajin and Hisagi are pissed at you casue they wanted to take him back to the seretei or be the ones to kill him

I wish I could beat soi fon at hand to hand combat

[Shadowfang]

Granted, but now Yoruichi wants to kick yer ass

I wish I was Grimmjow's 'Loveslave'

[Rain]

Granted but he tends to get bored with you from time to time and he passes you around for every one to use

I wish I could be a vizard (just to this time not just for Lisa)

[Shadowfang]

Granted but your powers take way longer to control

I wish Yammy would quit looking at me like I'm food

[Rain]

Granted but that's only cause Grimmjow already got to ya

I wish I could meet neliel in real life ( I got a feeling i spelled her name wrong)

[Shadowfang]

Granted, but she's a clingy little kid in an adults body and she seems easily spooked by EVERYTHING

I wish I knew what makes Grimmjow really horny

[Rain]

Granted but it's nowhere near as cool as you think and involves pain...

I wish I knew how to get Rangiku to hit on me

[Shadowfang]

Granted, you are told to dress and act like Hitsugaya, but the REAL Toshiro catches you and beats the holy hell out of you for impersonating him.

I wish I knew why Grimmjow starts talking about Raspberries around me and asking if I changed my Shampoo

[Rain]

Granted but you end up getting eaten cause of the answer

I wish I knew how to get Inoue to stop eating weird ass things

[Shadowfang]

granted, but now Inoue is so normal it freaks everyone out

I wish I knew if Grimmjow has a favorite ice cream flavor 'cause I could use it to attract him

[Rain]

Granted but it's so weird you can only find it in Las Noches

I wish I knew how to get Lisa to go out with me

[Shadowfang]

(who the hell makes TACO flavored ice cream???)

Granted, but it involves you embarrassing yourself badly

[Rain]

(uh taco bell? XD btw whats your wish?)

[Shadowfang]

I wish that I found a pint of the strange ice cream Grimmjow likes so I could attract his attention

[Rain]

Granted but he gets pissed when he finds out it's not the real thing and refuses to go out with you

I wish I got to hang out with urahara

[Shadowfang]

granted, but he's a bit loopier than you thought he was

I wish Grimmjow wasn't mad at me, I'd settle for being chow if he was happy with me

[Rain]

Granted ...you get exactly what you want what's there to complain about?

I wish renji would train me in the ways of the soul reaper

[Shadowfang]

granted, but he's WAY hardassed about the training, making it so hard you might wanna give up.

I wish me and grimmy could be together forever

[Surreal Serenity]

Granted ...you get exactly what you want what's there to complain about?

I wish renji would train me in the ways of the soul reaper

Wish granted! Renji trains you in the ways of a Soul Reaper, but you suck at it and get mauled by Grimmjow after a particularly bad encounter with a case of Rockstar energy drinks.

[Rain]

(lol what the hell is that? o_0)

[Surreal Serenity]

I am a Djinn, or Genie. I make no wishes, I only grant yours. But if I could have one wish, it would be to grant your wishes.

[Rain]

Granted but you have to keep granting wishes that get progressively stupider and stupider forever

I wish I know what to wish for

[Shadowfang]

you wished you knew to wish for a night with Rangiku, that turns into a three way with Soifon

I wish I knew where Grimmy is hiding

[Rain]

Granted look behind you....

I wish for slightly less annoying fillers in bleach

[Shadowfang]

Granted, but now they are more action-packed than the actual storyline!

I wish I knew what makes it so fun for Grimmy-kun to pounce me

[Rain]

Granted but you forget the second you learn cause Grimmjow pounces you

I wish I know why Rukia liked bunnies so much

[Shadowfang]

Granted, you learn she likes bunnies because they is kawaii, but the level of cute makes brain go boom!

I wish I knew why my clothes smell like catnip

[Charstar Max]

Granted, but it turns out they are made of catnip and you become a scratching post.

I wish I could hug Myrrh(the Manakete from Fire Emblem 8 - The Sacred Stones, for those who don't know)

[Shadowfang]

Granted, you're hugging a cardboard cutout of Myrrh.

I wish I knew who switched my normal clothes with catnip ones

[Charstar Max]

Granted, but you find that it was a cat who proceeds to use you as its scratching post.

I wish I could get the real thing for once in my life

[Mawile]

Granted! He even comes with his little box house from Good Eats.

I wish to be worshiped as the god-emperor of the mice pokemon. ...don't ask.

[Josh the Meowth]

Granted, you are turned into a Pikachu and have total control over all mice Pokemon, until the god-emperor of the cat Pokemon invades and has dinner.

I wish to know who has the cutest butt in the entire world

[Mawile]

Granted; it's me and I keep it so cute by eating Meowths.

I wish for a lake of soda.

[Josh the Meowth]

Granted! A nice lake of soda with no dire side-affects for the nice and kindhearted Meowth-eating Mawile. Oh, and did I mention the soda was Diet Sprite?

I wish that I might be useful to someone instead of a little pesky Meowth

[Charstar Max]

Granted. Now you are stuck carrying heavy furniture for a moving company, and you develop back problems.

I wish I could be nommed by a dragon

[Metzy the Mesprit]

Granted! *giggles* A herd of Dragonite get teleported right to you and they all take turns nibbling on you to try and see how you taste.

*growls* I wish I could find a group of Kirlia or Gardevoir, torture them with my butt, then suck them up! *laughs evilly*

[Shadowfang]

Granted, but they are fake Shadow Clone's who poof and vanish!

(Metzy, just so ya know, this game is where you Corrupt the person's wish)

I wish I never had to sleep so me and Grimmjow-kun could yiff for as long as he wanted!

[Metzy the Mesprit]

Granted! You are given insomnia so you will never sleep again, and Grimmjow-kun yiffs you all night and all day and never stops, because it's revealed he's a machine that cannot be turned off because he runs on energizer batteries.

I wish I could see what Einstein would look like as a Pokemon, and what type he'd be.

[Charstar Max]

Granted. You find he is a Kadabra, but he ends up throwing you into a pit of hungry Houndoom. Not really the nicest being out there, is he?

I wish vore with reformation was real

[KeithTheRiolu]

Granted: A hungry animal has been sent to you house to test to see if you will reform afterward!

I wish I could control the world!

[Guest]

Granted, but everyone bitches about you for years until they overthrow you.

I wish I could think up something to wish for.

[KeithTheRiolu]

Granted! I have now already granted the wish you asked for, which was a second opinion!

I wish for I had no fear!

[Guest]

Granted! The next day a lion comes to your house, and you try and kick it's ass.

I wish for fish.

[Rain]

Granted. It begins to rain fish...and never stops.

I wish to be as good as Jimmy Page

[Charstar Max]

(I still won with that previous wish)

Granted: Jimmy gets jealous and orders a hit on you. Who knew?

I wish genies would allow more wishes

[KeithTheRiolu]

Granted! But there is a rather large service fee attacked to it, that you can't wish away!

I wish I could have more friends!

[Guest]

Granted, but they're annoying and follow you everywhere, and your never alone.

I wish people expected the Spanish inquisition.

[Shadowfang]

granted, they now expect the Spanish Inquisition, but are no longer wary of the Huns.

I wish I was a Soul Reaper

[Guest]

Granted, but you kill the person you love, thinking you've killed Aizen

I wish for a better wish.

[Shadowfang]

(thats cold man, good corruption of a wish)

granted, you are given the best wish, but it doesn't work because you fail at wishing.

I wish I was a captain of one of the Gotei thirteen squads