Re: The Corrupted Wish

AaronScales · by AaronScales on March 6th 2010, 4:44 am

Granted, but your lueitenant sucks!

I wish I had the powers of the Chop-Chop fruit like Buggy the clown. ^.^

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 6th 2010, 4:47 am

Granted, but Monkey D. Luffy PWNS you! XD

I wish I was Sajin Komamura's Lieutenant (make the corruption vorish if ya want, Sajin IS a big anthro fox after all)

AaronScales · by AaronScales on March 6th 2010, 4:50 am

Granted, but he makes you wear a basket on your head too.

I wish I was a brave warrior of the sea

by Guest on March 6th 2010, 5:52 am

Granted but, hello Sharks!!!

i wish i didn't fail at wishing.

Anthan · by Anthan on March 6th 2010, 5:40 pm

Granted, you think of something so foolproof no-one can think of a corruption...
...But I'm not going to tell you what it was.

I wish I knew how to play Smoker in L4D better.

by Guest on March 6th 2010, 5:51 pm

Granted, but you die of lung cancer.

I wish I could spend more time with my Keithy!

Anthan · by Anthan on March 6th 2010, 7:50 pm

Granted; you both get arrested for shoplifting and go to the same jail.

I wish I had a Trygon to add to my Warhammer 40k army.

by Guest on March 6th 2010, 9:13 pm

Granted, but I don't know what a Trygon is, so i give you a Magikarp instead.

I wish i had a PS3 with the last guardian.

AaronScales · by AaronScales on March 6th 2010, 9:16 pm

Granted, But Knuckles the Echidna doesn't know how to play PS3, gets mad, and smashes it.

I wish I could play Binks Sake on any misical instrument.

zearo · by zearo on March 6th 2010, 9:46 pm

Granted, but it is played on the bagpipes and it makes anyone's ears bleed when they hear you playing.

I wish I had the worlds largest cookie.

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 6th 2010, 10:04 pm

Granted, but the worlds largest ant colony swarms you and takes the cookie XD

I wish I had a pet panther

by Guest on March 6th 2010, 10:12 pm

Granted, you now own a black house cat named Panther.

I wish I could mod Fallout 3 on my 360.

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 6th 2010, 10:22 pm

granted, but you red ring of death and your X-Box 360 hard drive asplodes

I wish the characters in Anime were real...*sigh* Grimmjow...

AaronScales · by AaronScales on March 6th 2010, 10:30 pm

Granted, but the Ninjas and the Pirates and the Soul reapers and the Demons and the Gunmen pilots all clash in an epic war that destroys the world, leaveing only the Shojo characters left (since they don't fight like Shonen characters do.)

I wish I could be one of Death the Kid's Weapons.

by Guest on March 6th 2010, 10:36 pm

Granted, you die and spend the rest of your non-living excistence as a killing machine.

I wish to go to Hogwarts.

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 6th 2010, 11:10 pm

Granted, but you are bullied by Draco Crabbe and Goyle CONSTANTLY

I wish I could go to Las Noches

Jacob_the_espeon · by Jacob_the_espeon on March 6th 2010, 11:14 pm

(hmm, could I join this? >:3)

by Guest on March 7th 2010, 1:41 am

(You don't have to ask to join forum games Jacob.)

Granted, you die of dehydration before you come anywhere near the castle.

I wish for a happy ending.

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 11:03 am

I take over the world and eat you and almost everyone else. Ruling over the entire planet with the biggest belly ever. Happy *BURP* ending ^_^.

On that note, I wish for the biggest belly ever Very Happy

by Guest on March 7th 2010, 12:35 pm

Wish granted, you have a tumor.

I wish I could huggle a Riolu.

Jacob_the_espeon · by Jacob_the_espeon on March 7th 2010, 1:25 pm

Granted, but the riolu has aids and rapes you

I wish I could fly to the moon

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 1:37 pm

*Takes out a yo-yo and performs Bridget's instant kill move* Granted.

I wish for a soda.

KeithTheRiolu · by KeithTheRiolu on March 7th 2010, 1:48 pm

Granted! But I shook it before you opened it! Just because I wanted to!

I wish I had Geass!

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 7th 2010, 2:21 pm

granted, but it's power drives you mad

I wish I was a Knightmare Pilot (the Code Geass mechs XD)

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 2:24 pm

Granted! But you get the billy vs. snakeman version. You know, the one made out of boxes from a fastfood resturant razz

.

I wish that the Keroro RPG would come out in the US.

Jacob_the_espeon · by Jacob_the_espeon on March 7th 2010, 2:25 pm

Granted, but it has to be recalled for explosive issues

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 2:37 pm

You forgot to make a wish, but since we're on the topic, you get a free Tamama Impact. *Boom*

I wish for micros to open a ski resort on my butt cheeks.

KeithTheRiolu · by KeithTheRiolu on March 7th 2010, 2:54 pm

Granted! But they left due to the lack of snow!

I wish that I could be a better pred.

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 2:59 pm

I eat you and make you my belly fat. Now your part of the best pred Very Happy

.

I wish for a pikachu slave that lives only to massage my feet Very Happy

KeithTheRiolu · by KeithTheRiolu on March 7th 2010, 3:05 pm

Granted! But you ate him by accident!

I wish I knew when not to wish for something!

by Guest on March 7th 2010, 3:07 pm

Granted, you may never post on this forum game again!

I wish it would snow more often in Georiga.

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 3:12 pm

Granted, it's record snowfall for the nation of Georgia.

I wish it would snow here too.

by Guest on March 7th 2010, 3:16 pm

Granted, you get a single snowflake.

I wish it would stop raining fish now.

AaronScales · by AaronScales on March 7th 2010, 3:18 pm

Granted, but now it's raining whales.

I wish I had a huge hoard of minions.

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 3:21 pm

Granted, they're loyal and quite strong. Unfortunately I mistake their barracks for a buffet.

I wish for a flying bicycle.

by Guest on March 7th 2010, 3:22 pm

Granted, but its stoled so that they can use it for E.T.

I wish Riolu was in super smash bros. brawl.

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 3:23 pm

Granted... as a trophy. Unless he's already a trophy, in which case a sticker too.

No, scratch that, I wish for a bike that played "Bicycle" by Queen anytime you rode it.

by Guest on March 7th 2010, 3:25 pm

Granted, is soon begins to annoy you, and you go insane and kill everyone so that theres no one left to eat.

I wish people would STAY OFF MY DANG HILL!!!

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 3:29 pm

Granted, except the hill is my butt cheeks. Everyone stays off for about ten seconds, before you slip down and get sucked up the hole.

On that note, I wish to establish a colony of micro pokemon up my butt.

Jacob_the_espeon · by Jacob_the_espeon on March 7th 2010, 3:32 pm

Granted, but you get an infection, and they all die

I wish I was popular 8D

by Guest on March 7th 2010, 3:41 pm

Granted, now people judge you and don't leave you the hell alone!

I wish mew hadn't gotten that infection.

Jacob_the_espeon · by Jacob_the_espeon on March 7th 2010, 3:43 pm

Granted, but he gave YOU an infection before it was cured

I wish people liked me more (correction wish razz

)

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 3:49 pm

*Licks my lips* I like you... as a perfect meal. Very Happy

I wish for a room full of taffy.

Jacob_the_espeon · by Jacob_the_espeon on March 7th 2010, 3:50 pm

Granted, but you drown in it

I wish I could fly

AaronScales · by AaronScales on March 7th 2010, 3:53 pm

granted *pics you up and chucks you*

I wish I had a photographic memory

Jacob_the_espeon · by Jacob_the_espeon on March 7th 2010, 3:57 pm

Granted, but you remember seeing your grandmother naked

I wish I didn't just say that XD

AaronScales · by AaronScales on March 7th 2010, 3:59 pm

*goes back in time a few minutes and shoots you in the head* granted >,<

I wish Yous was all my bitches

Jacob_the_espeon · by Jacob_the_espeon on March 7th 2010, 4:03 pm

Granted, but I end up cock voring you before you get to have any fun

I wish I knew how to cock digest people >.<

Mew · by Mew on March 7th 2010, 4:16 pm

You get to learn by experience in mine.

I wish that Arceus would worship me Very Happy

by Guest on March 7th 2010, 4:29 pm

Granted, he eats you, and then worships himself, you being part of his body.

I wish i could have some experience cum digesting people to! *Wink wink*