Re: The Corrupted Wish

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 2nd 2010, 7:09 pm

Granted, but you lose in a fight with Orochimaru because he summons Monda to eat you.

I wish Gaara was real (Shippuden Gaara, the more sane version)

Rain · by Rain on February 2nd 2010, 7:16 pm

Granted but you piss him off and he uses Sand Tsunami on you

I wish I could use the Shadow Clone jutsu

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 2nd 2010, 7:18 pm

Granted, but you EPIC FAIL at it when you need it most!

I wish Shino was real (yes I love bug boy)

Rain · by Rain on February 2nd 2010, 7:44 pm

Granted but your so antisocial you never make any friends

I wish Hinata was real

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 2nd 2010, 7:46 pm

granted, but she catches you with Ino and she 48-palms the holy hell out of you in a fit of heart-broken rage!

I wish Ino was real (what?, I'm Bi so sue me)

Rain · by Rain on February 2nd 2010, 7:54 pm

Granted but she messes up here mind destruction jutsu and now your a vegetable

I wish that i was as good a sword fighter as killer bee

Charstar Max · by Charstar Max on February 2nd 2010, 8:11 pm

Granted, but someone better comes along and kills you.

I wish dragons were real

Rain · by Rain on February 2nd 2010, 8:16 pm

(lol c-c-combo breaker there goes are anime battle XD) Granted but you get roasted and eaten

I wish that I had the power of the nine-tale fox deamon

Charstar Max · by Charstar Max on February 3rd 2010, 10:52 am

(Yay I'm draggy food!! ^^) Granted, but its power manifests into physical form and eats you and your soul

I wish that i could hug a Seviper or an Arbok

Ploro · by Ploro on February 3rd 2010, 1:08 pm

Granted. You're hugging a DS with a pokedex picture of Seviper or Arbok. Congratulations.

I wish I understood why forum games are so popular.

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 1:12 pm

Granted but your head explodes when you realized the truth

I wish I was part of a successful band

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 3:43 pm

granted, but after many successful years your bandmates either die from drugs or a disagreement on a contract leads to you all going your separate ways.

I wish I was Rangiku's Zanpakuto Haineko

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 4:02 pm

Granted but when your in your shikai from you get blown away by the wind

I wish I could use getsuga tehnshou(now i -know- i spelled that wrong)

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 4:07 pm

granted, but you can't control it thanks to your inner hollow!

I wish I was in Kenpachi's squad

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 4:11 pm

Granted but because of yo slightly submissive nature you never advance very far

I wish I had Benihime as a zanpaktou

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 4:12 pm

granted, but Tousen still wipes the floor with you

I wish I had Kenpachi as a boyfriend

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 4:14 pm

Granted but you constantly have to fight with yurichi for dear ol Kenny's attention

I wish I was able to meet ururu in real life

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 4:16 pm

(you meant Yachiru right?)

granted, but she's found to be terminally insane and placed in the Funny Farm

I wish I could have Kenny-kun all to myself without Yachiru being possessive

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 4:27 pm

(yeah thats what i meant XP) Granted but he's too obsessed with fighting to notice you too much

I wish I could punch Aizen in the face

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 4:29 pm

Granted, but Tousen kills you.

I wish Grimmjow was my boyfriend since Kenpachi loves fighting more than me.

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 4:32 pm

Granted but Grimmjow is constantly looking at you with a hungry look. He is still a hollow after all...

I wish I could hang out with Uketake for a day

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 4:41 pm

granted, but Hollows attack and he must fight

I wish I could find a way for me and Grimmjow to be together without worrying about him eating my soul

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 4:44 pm

Granted but it involves some humiliating experiments by Urahara

I wish I was captain of one of the Gotei 13

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 4:46 pm

granted, but Aizen's Espada kill you

I wish I could fight Gin

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 4:50 pm

Granted but you never get close cause of his zanpaktou

I wish I could use Kido

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 4:52 pm

granted, but you're so bad at it you can BARELY use any spells

I wish a guy as well endowed as Kenpachi was my boyfriend

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 4:57 pm

Granted but he has much the same mid set with kenpachi sept with sports

I wish I had a Rangiku like girlfriend

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 4:59 pm

granted, but she says she's 'too tired' for yiffing alot of the time.

I wish I was an Espada, then me and Grimmy could be together safely without Urahara's 'help'

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 5:05 pm

Granted but you gotta listen to Aizen or Tousen will kill you

I wish I was a vaizard so I could get to know Lisa better ^^

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 5:10 pm

granted, but Lisa can't date you because love is not something she's used to.

I wish I was free of Tousen, Aizen and Gin

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 5:36 pm

Granted but Grimmjow has already been defeated by Iichigo

I wish I was as Smart of Urahara

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 5:39 pm

granted, but you are beaten by Urahara in a fight since your intelligence annoys him.

I wish I could get vored by an Espada like Grimmjow

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 5:42 pm

Granted but It isn't Grimmjow it's yammy and he likes to chew his food...

I wish I was an Espada like Starrk

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 5:45 pm

granted, but you're even more mopey and monotone than he is!

I wish I could kick Yammy's ass

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 5:52 pm

Granted but then Grimmjow punches through your chest cause your stronger than yammy and he doesn't want any competition

I wish I was as fast as Yoruichi

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 5:54 pm

granted, she still beats you in a footrace though

I wish I could win in a fight against Ichigo so Grimmy was still alive

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 6:18 pm

Granted you win But Grimmjow still uses orihime to save ichigo just so he can fight him

I wish soi fon wasn't such a bitch

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 6:20 pm

granted she's nicer, but is now way more open about her lesbian love for Yoruichi

I wish I could BJ grimmjow

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 8:43 pm

Granted but since he's technically dead he has no cum for you to taste

I wish Orihime would give me a BJ

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 8:45 pm

granted, but she ain't very good at it as she's Les for Rangiku

I wish I could get yiffed by Grimmjow (no cum means no kids!)

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 9:50 pm

Granted but the spines on his cock and his speed leave you unable to move for months

I wish I had Kyoraku's zanpaktou

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 9:57 pm

Granted, but the zanpakutou knows you aren't Kyoraku and thus is inert.

I wish I had the same abilities as Grimmjow

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 10:02 pm

Granted but you go crazy and run off into the jungle to try and live like a real panther

I wish I had a soul glove like rukia's

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 10:04 pm

Granted, but you use it on yourself and instead of becoming a soul reaper you simply facepalm yourself onto your ass.

I wish I could kill Aizen so Grimmjow wouldn't have to obey him

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 10:06 pm

Granted but Grimmjow leaves to do whatever the fuck he wanted like he did during and before he followed aizen

I wish I had urahara's hat

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 10:12 pm

Granted, but Urahara's companions think you're him and this annoys him greatly.

I wish I knew how to get Grimmjow to like me

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 10:31 pm

Granted but it involves dying and serving Aizen

I wish I could use Ishida's spirit bow

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 10:42 pm

Granted, but you kinda suck at using it since you ain't trained

I wish I could wipe that damn smirk off Gin's face

Rain · by Rain on February 3rd 2010, 10:47 pm

Granted but you do it casue you SERIOUSLY piss him off so yeah I'd start running if i where you...

I wish i could use Gin's zanpaktou

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on February 3rd 2010, 10:58 pm

Granted, but Aizen only makes you THINK you have it while Gin uses his to stab you several THOUSAND times over

I wish I could beat Tousen in a fight