The Excuse game

zearo · by zearo on December 20th 2008, 1:04 pm

This game is simple really just make an excuse the next poster can react to it in anyway they feel and they make a different excuse
The excues can be about anything as well
Example
Poster #1
My dog ate my homework.
Poster #2
Did the dog eat your brain too?

I can't go with you cause I'm got an errand to finish.

Please don't double post and be as creative as you want :3
I'll start

I couldn't get on eariler because my clock died on me.

Niegra · by Niegra on December 20th 2008, 1:32 pm

So you slept late?

I can't respond because I don't know what to say... ;P

Zephyrnereus · by Zephyrnereus on December 20th 2008, 3:33 pm

so the Meowth vored your tongue? razz

I can't RP because I got a writer's block...

Marl · by Marl on December 20th 2008, 3:36 pm

Can't you Roleplay about writer's block?

I can't make it because I need to fix my comp.

zearo · by zearo on December 20th 2008, 5:05 pm

So did your computer has a bug?

I can't stay I have something to now.

Latios · by Latios on December 20th 2008, 7:09 pm

IS it this game?

Im too tired because I was saving the president from flaming ninjas that were on ice.

Draca · by Draca on December 20th 2008, 7:22 pm

But that seems highly illogical because if the ninjas were flaming, they would be dying. Also they would be in too much pain.

I couldn't go to the blind date last night because I was too busy posting here on HPF.

Latios · by Latios on December 20th 2008, 7:35 pm

(their ninja's, they can walk it off)
So you were on a real date with a lovely poke?

I didn't do my homework cause I was too tired... (from saving the president from flaming nijas that wre on ice)

Drake · by Drake on December 27th 2008, 5:53 pm

Why did they start melting into the ice when you got there.

I didn't go to bed cause I stayed out last night.

Latios · by Latios on December 27th 2008, 11:06 pm

why didn't you bring your bed with you? it has feelings too!

I can build your robot, I don't have the powers of awsome in me

Drake · by Drake on December 28th 2008, 10:18 am

did you lose them when you built the robot.

I can't see you your 2 far away

Latios · by Latios on December 31st 2008, 10:34 pm

Why did you leave then?!

I cant eat you right now.. I have... aids... yeah...

Volkin · by Volkin on January 1st 2009, 12:59 am

Thats what you get for being a whore!

I cant draw since I broke my wrist...

Latios · by Latios on January 1st 2009, 1:04 am

thats what you get for being my bitch and giving me teh aids! yeah!

I can't come to school, ive been kidnapped by ice ninjas... that are on fire >.>

Drake · by Drake on January 1st 2009, 8:11 am

Thats what happens to you for setting them on fire

I've got to go my dog just ran away

by Guest on January 1st 2009, 6:42 pm

It ran away because you're chasin' it down.. Blah..

I can't draw anymore because I broke my thumb.. Again.

Magetorment · by Magetorment on January 1st 2009, 8:58 pm

Did you forget to pay the 'protection' money again?

Up, got to run, there's a shoggoth on the roof.

Latios · by Latios on January 5th 2009, 11:55 am

you should have gotten shoggoth-be-gone, works every time.

Uh oh, gotta go, jizzal wrote a new story ^^

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 5th 2009, 12:17 pm

Jizzal's story is a lie...

Damn it my squirrel fell on a knife!!

Latios · by Latios on January 5th 2009, 12:29 pm

why did you have a knife on the floor?

I can;t answer, I have to do homework

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 5th 2009, 12:49 pm

WTF?!

Hmm... It seems my mother has also fell on a knife...

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on January 5th 2009, 1:12 pm

you droped your bananapeal colection again didnt you!

I thought the camera was a flameing cactus so I threw it in the lake....

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 5th 2009, 1:14 pm

Stop taking drugs...

I didn't do it!

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on January 5th 2009, 1:17 pm

I saw you eating allure seeds!

My flying bison did it!

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 5th 2009, 1:30 pm

Curse you Aang!!!

My pdgey at them!

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on January 5th 2009, 1:36 pm

Im hungry *eats pidgy*

My homework and my younger brother who ate my dog who ate my cat who ate me...

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 5th 2009, 1:38 pm

Drugs...again...

AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM![PLAYEDMKWIIANDWENTINSANE]

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on January 5th 2009, 1:42 pm

Adicted to wii

I pitty the fool who does wii!

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 5th 2009, 1:43 pm

Mr.T

Hmmm.........

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on January 5th 2009, 1:55 pm

yeah???

up down left right right right RIGHT!!!!

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 5th 2009, 1:56 pm

Why is the cheat code for Sonic not working?!

Well I was going to do ti but I got high

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on January 5th 2009, 2:00 pm

(wow... you actially got my referance ^_^)
lol stupid towel!

ILOVEU

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 5th 2009, 2:31 pm

Where's your homework? (sed the sexee looking teechor)

My pokemon got eated by another pokemon who got eated by another pokemon...

(o rly?)

Latios · by Latios on January 5th 2009, 5:18 pm

my they were tasty ^^

I can't now, I has to go frolick in the snow

Duke (Didgs) · by Duke (Didgs) on January 5th 2009, 6:09 pm

Dont forget to bring a towel!

Because I stubbed my toe on my other toe

zearo · by zearo on January 5th 2009, 6:16 pm

So what stubbed your other toe?

I can't stay cause my pet's hungry.

Latios · by Latios on January 5th 2009, 10:33 pm

why don't you eat your pet?

I have to go, my msn is having a seisure

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 6th 2009, 10:57 am

Stupid viruses...

Super Mario World

Latios · by Latios on January 7th 2009, 12:51 am

thats not an excuse!

I can't eat, im full...

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 7th 2009, 7:51 pm

(It is I was up all night on it and my school teacher said "Wheres your homework?" and I said Super Mario World.)

Eat some more dinner!!!

Ask Vegeta!

Drake · by Drake on January 8th 2009, 2:23 pm

What does the scanner say about his power level.

I can't run i'm too tired!

RyuKage · by RyuKage on January 8th 2009, 7:33 pm

(It's scouter...)

Get moving!

Gotta go! The pie is cold!

Latios · by Latios on January 30th 2009, 2:45 am

the pie is the truth!

I gotta go get cake!

HungerStruck · by HungerStruck on February 17th 2009, 12:46 pm

Did you forget you're going towords Portal?

My imaginary friend's teasing yours

PikachuX · by PikachuX on February 17th 2009, 2:35 pm

And who is You Imaginary friend Then?

Im the only nice person where I live

Latios · by Latios on March 1st 2009, 10:00 pm

do you live in Jail?

My maginary friend is worried about your finances, please deposite all money with him ^^

Silenrea · by Silenrea on March 2nd 2009, 3:07 am

I didn't invent an imaginary chequebook.

I'm hungry...I need to leave before I end up eating you.

Marl · by Marl on March 2nd 2009, 3:18 am

I'm full of poison, I'd better leave before you end up eating me.

It's mating season for the Zangoose clan, I gotta run... ~

Silenrea · by Silenrea on March 2nd 2009, 4:58 am

Didn't think your shaft housed your brain. (No offense. *Hugs.*)

Sorry, I have to go find something I lost...

HungerStruck · by HungerStruck on March 2nd 2009, 1:51 pm

It better be an object Wink

The foam over in the corner is calling for me (WTF!?!)