Re: The Question Game

[Silenrea]

(( Original Pokemon theme! ))

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

[Svenshina]

How is it that everyone in Hoenn is seeing this mysterious red Pokemon roaming around (Latias) but I can’t seem to find her?

[Silenrea]

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

[Svenshina]

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

[Silenrea]

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

[Svenshina]

Why don’t you ever read the headlines ‘psychic wins lottery’?

[Silenrea]

Do pilots take crash-courses?

[Svenshina]

How exactly does one kill a mockingbird?

[Silenrea]

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

[Svenshina]

Why is it called ‘Super Smash Brother Melee’ if Samus has missiles and lasers?

[Silenrea]

(( Ha! ))

Photons have mass? I didn't even realize they were Catholic.

[Svenshina]

Why do people ask to be raped?

[Silenrea]

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

[Svenshina]

Is it better to burn out than to fade away?

[Silenrea]

Does killing time damage eternity?

[Svenshina]

Why is it called a drive through if you have to stop?

[Silenrea]

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

[Svenshina]

How much can I bend before I break?

[Silenrea]

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

[Svenshina]

Do all questions have answers?

[Silenrea]

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

[Svenshina]

Am I going to run out of questions before you do?

[Silenrea]

(( Possibly... ))

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

[Svenshina]

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

[Silenrea]

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

[Svenshina]

Why are there no turkeys in Turkey?

[Silenrea]

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

[Svenshina]

If the pen is mightier than the sword, is the typewriter mightier than the machine gun? Or the word processor mightier than the nuke?

[Silenrea]

(( I love that! XD ))

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

[Svenshina]

If Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina are all one of a kind Pokemon, how come there are 'shiny' versions?

[Silenrea]

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

[Svenshina]

I couldn't care less about apathy... what does that make me?

[Silenrea]

If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the back tossing a triangle in the air?

[Svenshina]

Would the phrase surgical strike be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives?

[Silenrea]

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb?

[Svenshina]

Why do crash course and collision course have two different meanings?

[Silenrea]

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

[Svenshina]

If a picture is worth ten thousand words, [The actual proverb is “One picture is worth ten thousand words” — Confucius], then one twenty-five-hundredth of a picture should be worth four words.
And if Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn’t that mean one picture of Helen’s face should be worth ten million ships?
And, if the night has a thousand eyes, and getting there is half the fun, that means to have fun getting there at night would require five hundred eyes.
And, if getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun?

[Silenrea]

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

[Svenshina]

How can anyone ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like?

[Silenrea]

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

[Svenshina]

Are you as comforted as I am to know that even in a pinch, when things get really tough, I can always go into a store and buy some mints?

[Silenrea]

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

[Svenshina]

I put a dollar in one of those change machines… why didn’t anything change?

[Silenrea]

If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

[Svenshina]

Should I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public?

[Silenrea]

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

[Svenshina]

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

[Silenrea]

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

[Svenshina]

Isn't 'no comment' a comment?