Re: the 'what would you do if...' game

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 13th 2009, 1:04 am

I would be VERY bored...and take up some useless skill like knitting cozies for random things

how would you react if your mind was raped by Gengar?

Raikira · by Raikira on December 13th 2009, 1:18 am

Wonder if I can summon lubricant in my own mind.

What would you do if a Pidgeotto tapped on your window?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 13th 2009, 1:26 am

Eep, then open the window and try to pet the pretty birdy! XD

What would you do if a Swalot was eating you?

Sacred-Silence · by Sacred-Silence on December 15th 2009, 2:50 pm

have charmeleon roast him.

What would you do if a zombie was in you house

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 15th 2009, 3:13 pm

beat it upside the head with a shovel

What would you do if you woke up and a female anthro Pokemon of any variety was laying on top of you sqishing her boobs against your face?

Sacred-Silence · by Sacred-Silence on December 15th 2009, 4:11 pm

push her!!

What would you do groudon ate your cat

luna · by luna on December 15th 2009, 6:59 pm

I would not worry since my cat in trained on how to escape from groudons

What would you do if a Snorlax sits on you

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 15th 2009, 9:17 pm

hope I avoided a fatal squashing by ending up it's ass hole

What would you do if a Charizard tried to vore you?

luna · by luna on December 19th 2009, 1:44 pm

Throw water on his tail

What would you do if you see a sleeping Snorlax?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 19th 2009, 3:34 pm

hope he STAYS asleep and I don't get eaten

what would you do if you had an Eevee in your house?

Fat Zangoose Brat · by Fat Zangoose Brat on December 26th 2009, 6:28 am

Have a full zangoose in my house. *BLUUUURPPPP!!!*

What would you do if you recieved an invite to take part in a pokemon tournament, but one where the losers are eaten?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 26th 2009, 10:42 pm

accept and hope like all hell I won!

what would you Fat Zangoose Brat, do if you beat me in said tournament in the final fight?

Fat Zangoose Brat · by Fat Zangoose Brat on December 27th 2009, 1:56 am

Give the crowd a good show as I shove you up my rear, finally pulling up my fundoshi behind.

What would you do if you witnessed that, and were next up.

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on December 27th 2009, 8:01 pm

(well here's my secondary chars answer)

Roz: kick your chubby little ass for hurting Shadowfang!

Latios · by Latios on January 1st 2010, 11:16 pm

hmmm... be covered in cream? or shnitzel afraid YOU CHOOSE! =D

what would you do if an areoplane crashed into yoru yard (and aeroplane is an airplane made out of aero bars)

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 2nd 2010, 6:01 pm

I'd choke on mah coffee, shout 'WHAT THE DEUCE?!' then make sure ppl were alive and call 911

what would you do if Scrappy Doo SUCCEEDED in using his fabled 'Puppy Power' in the Scooby Doo cartoons?

Latios · by Latios on January 2nd 2010, 6:04 pm

eat him.

what would you do if you were made of chocolate sauce?

Duke The Wolf · by Duke The Wolf on January 8th 2010, 7:05 am

I would hide from my dogs because they would eat me.

What would you do if pokemon became real and started voring/raping everyone?

Ares · by Ares on January 8th 2010, 7:58 am

Hide in a corner, where I stay till I am the last of the human species.

What would you do, if the human population suddenly turned into pokemons, and you were the last human there.

Duke The Wolf · by Duke The Wolf on January 8th 2010, 8:18 am

I would get vored by one and die

What would you do if all of your friends IRL betrayed you and made fun of you all the time and you had no friends?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 18th 2010, 1:37 pm

in the words of Weird Al's 'Thats your Horoscope for today' simply this: KILL THEM! (it's Sagittarius' thing, Imma Sagittarius)

what would you do if you got a message via electronic card saying you were invited by the 'greatest pokemon master' to his private island?, only to find out it was Mewtwo and he was seeking to turn all humans into pokemon?

Baako · by Baako on January 18th 2010, 1:54 pm

Accept Mewtwo's plan on the condition that I could choose which pokemon I would become ^-^

What would you do if you were given the opportunity to become any Pokémon, but have no recollection of your past life.

Rain · by Rain on January 18th 2010, 2:40 pm

I'd choose to be mewtwo and proceed to take over the world

What would you do if you were sucked through a random worm hole in the sky and were transported to the pokemon world

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 18th 2010, 3:13 pm

HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE! XD

what would you do if a Kangaskhan who lost her baby adopted you because you lost your family?.

by Guest on January 18th 2010, 3:27 pm

I'd bite her and run away TOP SPEED...

What would you do if you wake up in a pokemon pinball game as your favorite pokemon, yet would be vored if you lost all lives?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 18th 2010, 3:35 pm

um.... lose deliberately? XD

what would you do if Jesse James and Meowth started stalking you because they idiotically think your rare color pokemon of whatever type is the most powerful?

Luke Delfino · by Luke Delfino on January 18th 2010, 4:10 pm

The gengar would not like what it found in my mind =p

Luke Delfino · by Luke Delfino on January 18th 2010, 4:23 pm

oh, i fail at this game.

I would say they are dumbasses and walk away laughing.

What would you do if a snorlax sneezed on you?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 18th 2010, 4:32 pm

go O_o wtfbbq? then take a shower to cleanse myself of the snot from the sneeze.

what would you do if you found Jirachi?

by Guest on January 18th 2010, 5:28 pm

I'd say OMFGLOL HAI and wish for an empty stomach... *glares*

What would you do if you found Celebi and travel through time at any time at all???

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 18th 2010, 5:40 pm

go to the future in the hopes it's better than life is currently.

what would you do if you had a drunk Blaziken in your house?

by Guest on January 18th 2010, 5:47 pm

Ice punch it outta the building.

What would you do if you saw Uxie's eyes and forgot about who you are in reality?

Sp 0-12 Zeta · by Sp 0-12 Zeta on January 19th 2010, 3:52 pm

Uhh, what am I doin here?

What would ye do if the world suddenly reversed directions like a mirror?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 19th 2010, 4:46 pm

run into the walls of my house like a dazed bird

what would you do if you had a drunken sailor in your house early in the morning?

safreas · by safreas on January 19th 2010, 5:29 pm

Kick his ass and then call the cops for trespassing

safreas · by safreas on January 19th 2010, 5:34 pm

[Ah,forgot the second part,here it is]

What would you,SHadowFang,do if we met IRL,were turned to pokemon,became best friends,then had one choice to do anything?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 23rd 2010, 12:39 am

try to vore my idiot brother for being, in brit terms, a Wanker.

would YOU do Safreas?

safreas · by safreas on January 23rd 2010, 12:41 am

I would travel with you and vore what you told me to,cuz im the kind to listen to others,as long as no one gets hurt[vore doesnt count]

safreas · by safreas on January 23rd 2010, 12:43 am

[Forgot 2nd part]

Shadowfang,what would you do if i came to you,asked you out,then told you i could make us both pokemon?

Anthan · by Anthan on January 28th 2010, 2:44 pm

{Err... Am I interupting something?}

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 28th 2010, 3:20 pm

(nah not really)

Adler what would you do if you got to be your fav pokemon? in RL

Anthan · by Anthan on January 28th 2010, 3:47 pm

Mothim.
I'd fly about the place looking awesome and freaking people out.

What would you do if you could lick your elbow?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 28th 2010, 3:55 pm

finally be able to clean myself like a kitteh! XD

what if someone captured you as a mothim and you were put in a zoo?

Anthan · by Anthan on January 28th 2010, 4:00 pm

NO BARS CAN WITHSTAND A BUG BUZZ! muhahahaha...

What would you do if you got warped to the future and had to face a swarm of tyranids?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 28th 2010, 4:04 pm

oh shit... MOVE ZIG! *runs away*

what would you do if 2101 came around and war really DID begin in space?

Anthan · by Anthan on January 28th 2010, 4:07 pm

Alien Scumbags! *Grabs shotgun*

What would you do if you could you knew the date of your death?

Rain · by Rain on January 28th 2010, 4:09 pm

PARRRTY if it was soon otherwise go on with my life

what would you do if you could see the future?

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on January 28th 2010, 4:12 pm

@ Adler: write my will signing my body over to science so they can use my brain and nervous system to figure out what makes autistic kids the way they are.

@ Lucian: sigh and become depressed at the fact that the REALLY cool shit would be for the rich and the poor would STILL get shafted

what would you do if someone you loved was about to die and you couldn't stop it?

Sp 0-12 Zeta · by Sp 0-12 Zeta on January 30th 2010, 8:51 pm

Be rather sad an mopey and try to get over it, but still comfort them.

What would ye do If I eated your toes?

Rain · by Rain on January 30th 2010, 9:23 pm

o_0 freak out

what would you do if you could breath underwater?