YO MOMMA! game

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 16th 2010, 3:20 pm

rules are simple:

try to out Yo Momma the others!

and since we are really just doing this for fun please try to not be REALLY hurtful k? thnx

I'll start:

Yo momma SOOO fat she makes WAILORD feel skinny!

Luke Delfino · by Luke Delfino on March 16th 2010, 3:32 pm

Man, if I knew this is what would've happened to the contest between Aaron and me, I woulda saved some of those last few.

Link to the epic battle:
http://www.hungrypokemon.net/random-forum-games-f4/the-ban-game-t1187-600.htm#48442

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 16th 2010, 3:40 pm

(we SSOOOOOO shouldn'tve let that happen XD)

And for not Yo Mommaing me:

YO MOMMA SO DUMB THAT SHE STARED AT THE ORANGE JUICE BECAUSE IT SAID CONCENTRATE! XD

Luke Delfino · by Luke Delfino on March 16th 2010, 4:04 pm

(But it was sooo much fun X3)

Yo mama such a slut, her snatch is bigger than a cloyster.

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 16th 2010, 4:11 pm

Oh yeah?, well YO MOMMA SO HORNY SHE ACCIDENTALLY UBED YOUR DADS TAUROS!

Luke Delfino · by Luke Delfino on March 16th 2010, 4:57 pm

Banned because yo mama so ugly she made my cuboner disappear instantly

KeithTheRiolu · by KeithTheRiolu on March 16th 2010, 4:58 pm

Well, YO MAMMA is so dumb, she had to repeat kindergarten 10 years in a row!

by Guest on March 16th 2010, 5:27 pm

YO MAMMA is so stupid I strangled her with a cordless phone.

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 16th 2010, 5:46 pm

Yo momma soooo dumb that if my DOG was as dumb as yo momma he'd walk backwards and wag his head!

KeithTheRiolu · by KeithTheRiolu on March 16th 2010, 6:02 pm

Yo mamma's so fat, see's now considered a landmark on the map! According to it, she's a mountain!

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 6:58 pm

well Yo momma so fat all the whale's sing "we are family, even though your bigger than me"

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 8:27 pm

Yo Mamma is so fat and stupid when she saw a bus full of white people, she looked at it and said "GET THAT TWINKIE"

(( No Racism kthnx ))

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 16th 2010, 8:43 pm

Well yo momma sooo dumb she'd sit on the tv and watch the couch!

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 8:44 pm

Yo momma is so fat, when she went to the theaters, she sat next to EVERYONE

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 16th 2010, 8:49 pm

Well yo momma SOOOO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WORKED AT A STRIP CLUB THEY PAID HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON! XD

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 8:51 pm

Well Yo Momma is so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter, she said "WHERE MAH GUMBAWL?"

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 9:48 pm

Yo mamma is so stupid that it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 9:54 pm

Yo Momma was so stupid she had you

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 9:57 pm

Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 9:59 pm

Yo Momma is so ugly, people thought she was a boy whore. (Ran out of ideas much? )

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 10:02 pm

(who me?did that get used already V_V sorry if it did)

yo momma is so old she has a picture of Moses in her year book

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 10:04 pm

( No I mean me. Ran out of comebacks. xD )

Yo momma is so ugly a cop pulled her over and fined her for being a public distraction

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 10:06 pm

(oh no worries I ran out a while back and now I'm using the interwebz XP)

Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 10:07 pm

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 10:09 pm

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it reads ''one at a time please''

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 10:09 pm

Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 10:11 pm

Yo mama so stupid she put lip-stick on her head cause she couldn't make-up her mind

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 10:12 pm

(( Ok thats unoriginal. >:O xD ))

Yo Momma is so stupid she couldn't read an audio book

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 10:14 pm

you momma so ugly when she was born her momma said "what a treasure!" and her dad said "Yeah lets go bury it!"

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 10:15 pm

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Rain · by Rain on March 16th 2010, 10:24 pm

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Ares · by Ares on March 16th 2010, 10:25 pm

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Rain · by Rain on March 17th 2010, 12:54 am

I punched your momma so hard she starved to death rolling

Magetorment · by Magetorment on March 17th 2010, 12:58 am

Hmmm, your mother is so maternal she has children.
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Am I doing it right?

Rain · by Rain on March 17th 2010, 1:03 am

*pat's on the head* yes mage your doing just fine

yo momma so black she can leave a lip print on charcoal

(yeah no one take this the wrong way pleas, I'm really not racist)

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 17th 2010, 1:03 am

(not quite, a 'Yo Momma' is kind of a joking insult, just look at the others we all posted Magetorment sir)

Magetorment · by Magetorment on March 17th 2010, 1:07 am

Shadowfang wrote:(not quite, a 'Yo Momma' is kind of a joking insult, just look at the others we all posted Magetorment sir)

Yes I know SF, that's the joke.

By the way: "Yo mamma is so dumb when she heard gravity is an attractive force she asked if it was rich too."

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 17th 2010, 1:11 am

(dang walked into that, sorry for the n00b showing XD)

oh yeah? well YO Momma so fat she doesn't have Bellybutton lint, she has SWEATERS

Magetorment · by Magetorment on March 17th 2010, 1:18 am

Yo momma is so dumb that when she heard about the multiverse she asked if there was a multi-chorus to go with it.

Rain · by Rain on March 17th 2010, 1:20 am

well Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on March 17th 2010, 1:21 am

(good one mage!)

Yo momma so ugly she uses a line of make-up called 'Why Bother'

Rain · by Rain on March 17th 2010, 1:27 am

Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for Raiders of the Lost Ark she got cast as the Big Rolling Ball

Magetorment · by Magetorment on March 17th 2010, 1:37 am

Yo momma is so fat that when scientists she's attractive they ain't talking about her looks.

Rain · by Rain on March 17th 2010, 3:16 am

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order

Magetorment · by Magetorment on March 21st 2010, 6:03 pm

Yo momma so stupid she thinks CV is something you put music on.

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on April 29th 2010, 9:55 pm

Yo Momma so fat she makes a Snorlax ANOREXIC!

Zielregen · by Zielregen on April 30th 2010, 12:47 pm

Meh, I'm not the one who can come up with good jokes for this trend, but I can try...

Yo Mamma so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on April 30th 2010, 1:48 pm

hey better watch what you say about my Momma because yo momma so fat she puts MAYONNAISE on aspirin!

Zielregen · by Zielregen on April 30th 2010, 2:07 pm

Yo Mamma so flat, she's jealous of a piece of paper!

Shadowfang · by Shadowfang on April 30th 2010, 2:09 pm

Yo Momma so flat-chested she makes Rukia look like she's got RANGIKU'S tits!