The Corrupted Wish

Granted but then Sajin and Hisagi are pissed at you casue they wanted to take him back to the seretei or be the ones to kill him

I wish I could beat soi fon at hand to hand combat

Granted, but now Yoruichi wants to kick yer ass

I wish I was Grimmjow's 'Loveslave'

Granted but he tends to get bored with you from time to time and he passes you around for every one to use

I wish I could be a vizard (just to this time not just for Lisa)

Granted but your powers take way longer to control

I wish Yammy would quit looking at me like I'm food

Granted but that's only cause Grimmjow already got to ya

I wish I could meet neliel in real life ( I got a feeling i spelled her name wrong)

Granted, but she's a clingy little kid in an adults body and she seems easily spooked by EVERYTHING

I wish I knew what makes Grimmjow really horny

Granted but it's nowhere near as cool as you think and involves pain...

I wish I knew how to get Rangiku to hit on me

Granted, you are told to dress and act like Hitsugaya, but the REAL Toshiro catches you and beats the holy hell out of you for impersonating him.

I wish I knew why Grimmjow starts talking about Raspberries around me and asking if I changed my Shampoo

Granted but you end up getting eaten cause of the answer

I wish I knew how to get Inoue to stop eating weird ass things

granted, but now Inoue is so normal it freaks everyone out

I wish I knew if Grimmjow has a favorite ice cream flavor 'cause I could use it to attract him

Granted but it's so weird you can only find it in Las Noches

I wish I knew how to get Lisa to go out with me

(who the hell makes TACO flavored ice cream???)

Granted, but it involves you embarrassing yourself badly

(uh taco bell? XD btw whats your wish?)

I wish that I found a pint of the strange ice cream Grimmjow likes so I could attract his attention

Granted but he gets pissed when he finds out it's not the real thing and refuses to go out with you

I wish I got to hang out with urahara

granted, but he's a bit loopier than you thought he was

I wish Grimmjow wasn't mad at me, I'd settle for being chow if he was happy with me

Granted ...you get exactly what you want what's there to complain about?

I wish renji would train me in the ways of the soul reaper

granted, but he's WAY hardassed about the training, making it so hard you might wanna give up.

I wish me and grimmy could be together forever

Lucian wrote:Granted ...you get exactly what you want what's there to complain about?

I wish renji would train me in the ways of the soul reaper

Wish granted! Renji trains you in the ways of a Soul Reaper, but you suck at it and get mauled by Grimmjow after a particularly bad encounter with a case of Rockstar energy drinks.

(lol what the hell is that? o_0)

I am a Djinn, or Genie. I make no wishes, I only grant yours. But if I could have one wish, it would be to grant your wishes.

Granted but you have to keep granting wishes that get progressively stupider and stupider forever

I wish I know what to wish for

you wished you knew to wish for a night with Rangiku, that turns into a three way with Soifon

I wish I knew where Grimmy is hiding

Granted look behind you....

I wish for slightly less annoying fillers in bleach

Granted, but now they are more action-packed than the actual storyline!

I wish I knew what makes it so fun for Grimmy-kun to pounce me

Granted but you forget the second you learn cause Grimmjow pounces you

I wish I know why Rukia liked bunnies so much

Granted, you learn she likes bunnies because they is kawaii, but the level of cute makes brain go boom!

I wish I knew why my clothes smell like catnip

Granted, but it turns out they are made of catnip and you become a scratching post.

I wish I could hug Myrrh(the Manakete from Fire Emblem 8 - The Sacred Stones, for those who don't know)

Granted, you're hugging a cardboard cutout of Myrrh.

I wish I knew who switched my normal clothes with catnip ones

Granted, but you find that it was a cat who proceeds to use you as its scratching post.

I wish I could get the real thing for once in my life

Granted! He even comes with his little box house from Good Eats.

I wish to be worshiped as the god-emperor of the mice pokemon. ...don't ask.

Granted, you are turned into a Pikachu and have total control over all mice Pokemon, until the god-emperor of the cat Pokemon invades and has dinner.

I wish to know who has the cutest butt in the entire world

Granted; it's me and I keep it so cute by eating Meowths.

I wish for a lake of soda.

Granted! A nice lake of soda with no dire side-affects for the nice and kindhearted Meowth-eating Mawile. Oh, and did I mention the soda was Diet Sprite?

I wish that I might be useful to someone instead of a little pesky Meowth

Granted. Now you are stuck carrying heavy furniture for a moving company, and you develop back problems.

I wish I could be nommed by a dragon

Granted! *giggles* A herd of Dragonite get teleported right to you and they all take turns nibbling on you to try and see how you taste.

*growls* I wish I could find a group of Kirlia or Gardevoir, torture them with my butt, then suck them up! *laughs evilly*

Granted, but they are fake Shadow Clone's who poof and vanish!

(Metzy, just so ya know, this game is where you Corrupt the person's wish)

I wish I never had to sleep so me and Grimmjow-kun could yiff for as long as he wanted!

Granted! You are given insomnia so you will never sleep again, and Grimmjow-kun yiffs you all night and all day and never stops, because it's revealed he's a machine that cannot be turned off because he runs on energizer batteries.

I wish I could see what Einstein would look like as a Pokemon, and what type he'd be.

Granted. You find he is a Kadabra, but he ends up throwing you into a pit of hungry Houndoom. Not really the nicest being out there, is he?

I wish vore with reformation was real

Granted: A hungry animal has been sent to you house to test to see if you will reform afterward!

I wish I could control the world!

Granted, but everyone bitches about you for years until they overthrow you.

I wish I could think up something to wish for.

Granted! I have now already granted the wish you asked for, which was a second opinion!

I wish for I had no fear!

Granted! The next day a lion comes to your house, and you try and kick it's ass.

I wish for fish.

Granted. It begins to rain fish...and never stops.

I wish to be as good as Jimmy Page

(I still won with that previous wish)

Granted: Jimmy gets jealous and orders a hit on you. Who knew?

I wish genies would allow more wishes

Granted! But there is a rather large service fee attacked to it, that you can't wish away!

I wish I could have more friends!

Granted, but they're annoying and follow you everywhere, and your never alone.

I wish people expected the Spanish inquisition.

granted, they now expect the Spanish Inquisition, but are no longer wary of the Huns.

I wish I was a Soul Reaper

Granted, but you kill the person you love, thinking you've killed Aizen

I wish for a better wish.

(thats cold man, good corruption of a wish)

granted, you are given the best wish, but it doesn't work because you fail at wishing.

I wish I was a captain of one of the Gotei thirteen squads