The Corrupted Wish

Granted, but your lueitenant sucks!

I wish I had the powers of the Chop-Chop fruit like Buggy the clown. ^.^

Granted, but Monkey D. Luffy PWNS you! XD

I wish I was Sajin Komamura's Lieutenant (make the corruption vorish if ya want, Sajin IS a big anthro fox after all)

Granted, but he makes you wear a basket on your head too.

I wish I was a brave warrior of the sea

Granted but, hello Sharks!!!

i wish i didn't fail at wishing.

Granted, you think of something so foolproof no-one can think of a corruption...
...But I'm not going to tell you what it was.

I wish I knew how to play Smoker in L4D better.

Granted, but you die of lung cancer.

I wish I could spend more time with my Keithy!

Granted; you both get arrested for shoplifting and go to the same jail.

I wish I had a Trygon to add to my Warhammer 40k army.

Granted, but I don't know what a Trygon is, so i give you a Magikarp instead.

I wish i had a PS3 with the last guardian.

Granted, But Knuckles the Echidna doesn't know how to play PS3, gets mad, and smashes it.

I wish I could play Binks Sake on any misical instrument.

Granted, but it is played on the bagpipes and it makes anyone's ears bleed when they hear you playing.

I wish I had the worlds largest cookie.

Granted, but the worlds largest ant colony swarms you and takes the cookie XD

I wish I had a pet panther

Granted, you now own a black house cat named Panther.

I wish I could mod Fallout 3 on my 360.

granted, but you red ring of death and your X-Box 360 hard drive asplodes

I wish the characters in Anime were real...*sigh* Grimmjow...

Granted, but the Ninjas and the Pirates and the Soul reapers and the Demons and the Gunmen pilots all clash in an epic war that destroys the world, leaveing only the Shojo characters left (since they don't fight like Shonen characters do.)

I wish I could be one of Death the Kid's Weapons.

Granted, you die and spend the rest of your non-living excistence as a killing machine.

I wish to go to Hogwarts.

Granted, but you are bullied by Draco Crabbe and Goyle CONSTANTLY

I wish I could go to Las Noches

(hmm, could I join this? >:3)

(You don't have to ask to join forum games Jacob.)

Granted, you die of dehydration before you come anywhere near the castle.

I wish for a happy ending.

I take over the world and eat you and almost everyone else. Ruling over the entire planet with the biggest belly ever. Happy *BURP* ending ^_^.

On that note, I wish for the biggest belly ever

Wish granted, you have a tumor.

I wish I could huggle a Riolu.

Granted, but the riolu has aids and rapes you

I wish I could fly to the moon

*Takes out a yo-yo and performs Bridget's instant kill move* Granted.

I wish for a soda.

Granted! But I shook it before you opened it! Just because I wanted to!

I wish I had Geass!

granted, but it's power drives you mad

I wish I was a Knightmare Pilot (the Code Geass mechs XD)

Granted! But you get the billy vs. snakeman version. You know, the one made out of boxes from a fastfood resturant .

I wish that the Keroro RPG would come out in the US.

Granted, but it has to be recalled for explosive issues

You forgot to make a wish, but since we're on the topic, you get a free Tamama Impact. *Boom*

I wish for micros to open a ski resort on my butt cheeks.

Granted! But they left due to the lack of snow!

I wish that I could be a better pred.

I eat you and make you my belly fat. Now your part of the best pred .

I wish for a pikachu slave that lives only to massage my feet

Granted! But you ate him by accident!

I wish I knew when not to wish for something!

Granted, you may never post on this forum game again!

I wish it would snow more often in Georiga.

Granted, it's record snowfall for the nation of Georgia.

I wish it would snow here too.

Granted, you get a single snowflake.

I wish it would stop raining fish now.

Granted, but now it's raining whales.

I wish I had a huge hoard of minions.

Granted, they're loyal and quite strong. Unfortunately I mistake their barracks for a buffet.

I wish for a flying bicycle.

Granted, but its stoled so that they can use it for E.T.

I wish Riolu was in super smash bros. brawl.

Granted... as a trophy. Unless he's already a trophy, in which case a sticker too.

No, scratch that, I wish for a bike that played "Bicycle" by Queen anytime you rode it.

Granted, is soon begins to annoy you, and you go insane and kill everyone so that theres no one left to eat.

I wish people would STAY OFF MY DANG HILL!!!

Granted, except the hill is my butt cheeks. Everyone stays off for about ten seconds, before you slip down and get sucked up the hole.

On that note, I wish to establish a colony of micro pokemon up my butt.

Granted, but you get an infection, and they all die

I wish I was popular 8D

Granted, now people judge you and don't leave you the hell alone!

I wish mew hadn't gotten that infection.

Granted, but he gave YOU an infection before it was cured

I wish people liked me more (correction wish )

*Licks my lips* I like you... as a perfect meal.

I wish for a room full of taffy.

Granted, but you drown in it

I wish I could fly

granted *pics you up and chucks you*

I wish I had a photographic memory

Granted, but you remember seeing your grandmother naked

I wish I didn't just say that XD

*goes back in time a few minutes and shoots you in the head* granted >,<

I wish Yous was all my bitches

Granted, but I end up cock voring you before you get to have any fun

I wish I knew how to cock digest people >.<

You get to learn by experience in mine.

I wish that Arceus would worship me

Granted, he eats you, and then worships himself, you being part of his body.

I wish i could have some experience cum digesting people to! *Wink wink*