The Corrupted Wish

Granted, but you'll have a hell of a time Cock voring me.

I wish I had a final smash

Granted, its self-destruct!

I wish for the safety of my draggies below!

Alright, I shrink the draggies and keep them all safely under my butt. Oh, did I mention I have horrible gas today, have fun.

I wish for an endless kleenex box.

Granted, the kleenex box lasts forever, but the tissues in the box don't.

I wish I could punch stupid people through the internet.

Granted, but your sent to gitmo for assulting George W Bush.

I wish I was a Pirate

Granted, your a Somalian pirate, and are sent to jail for the rest of your life.

now I wish it would stop raining whales.

Granted, but now it's raining men ^^

I wish it was raining men where I live

wish granted, but the men don't survive the fall.

I wish I could sing Death death devil devil evil evil evil evil songs.

granted, but your a bad singer

I wish for a working gaming computer

granted, but you spill water all over the computer and it breaks!

I wish I had flying powers. =3

Granted, a bird pokemon eats you, now you can fly!

Though I wish i could fly to!

*Punts you like a foot ball* granted

I wish I could take over the world

Granted, but I start a revolution against the Riolu-kicker and win.

I wish I could turn into a micro and travel into people's bodys.

granted, but you cant find ur way out.

I wish I had a pony! =3

Granted! But the pony ate you!

I wish my power was over 9000!!!

Granted, by Goku kicks your ass.

I wish i could see what it would be like for Goku to be on steroids.

Granted. now his power is over 10000!

I wish I was one of the seven warlords of the sea

Granted! But you drowned!

I wish I could discover more funny internet references.

Granted, but since my last wish wasn't really corupted, I'm not gonna corrupt this one .

I wish Sega could make a good sonic the hedgehog game anymore.

granted, but you get raped by the others

I wish I was stronger

Granted. you get shot up with starroyeds, but they make you penis small and you get stupider

I wish I could do the "Reaper chop"

Granted. The Grim Reaper comes along and turned you into a skeleton and gives you his horrific job; your arms are now bones, so whatever you chop won't break at all.

I wish I could find a place to hide!

*swallows you whole* Granted *burp*

I wish everyone would click my little friends down there so they grow up big and strong

Granted, but a lady angrily kicks you between the legs for saying something so perverted and wrong, failing to notice the computer screen.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

*Smashes you over the head with the Failhammer* sorry, rules say you can't do that.

I wish I had money so I could screw the rules

Granted but but it's only a buck fifty so have fun with that

I wish I could control time and space

granted, but you fuck things up so much the universe is destroyed.

I wish Lucian had never wished he could control time and space.

Granted, Celebi shows up and takes us all back in time so Lucian uses his brain for once in his life...only Celebi demands that you offer yourself up to her as payment.

I wish for a fine place to eat some food.

Granted but you end up being stuffed to be someone Else's food because you didn't READ the sign at the entry to the fine establishment

I wish I didn't need to sleep

Granted, but you turn into L from Death note...with out the being a cool detective part.

I wish I had a pair of long-chained handcuffs

Granted but after testing them out you lose the key forever

I wish I was as smart as L from death note

Granted, but you still get killed by Kira

I wish I was a shinigami (Bleach, Death note, Soul eater, any kind is fine)

Granted but you turn into one of the really lazy shinigamy form death note so you grow old and die from not using your death note

I wish I was as good as Near

Granted, but while you may be as good as Near, you are nowhere near as evil as Kira and you're still not as good as Mellow.

I wish I could become multi-joined and be able to life my legs behind my head.

Granted but they get stuck there and must be amputated or you'll die of blood poisoning

I wish I was able to see a Nirvana concert

Granted! You are taken to the moon, attacked by a herd of Clefairy, crushed by a moon-rock, and flattened by the gravity, but the telescope that you are given allows you to just see Nirvana performing live in concert.

I wish I could understand why Lucario are so rotten, yet so sexy at the same time.

Granted but you end up as a sex toy for a band of particularly horny and mischievous Lucario to find out.

I wish I was able to use the homerun bat on people in real life.

Granted, but the police, the IRS and the government all immediately arrest you and throw you in jail for doing such violent acts in the name of humanity and baseball.

I wish Lucian would become my friend and buddy...while getting a brain. xDDD

Granted but now you have to fight with Metzy to get his attention X3

I wish I could think of a wish that couldn't be corrupted

Granted; you just asked it.

I wish I was brave enough to sing a song in front of an audience.

Granted you do great but your crushed by your overbearing adoring fans

I wish I was able to play the music I hear in my head

Granted! Two hot-rods are painfully driven into your brain and through your ears, allowing you to hear anything in your head...even your own deep secrets.

I wish I could be captured on camera while doing a stunt that would make me rich and famous and adored by Lucarios and everyone alike.

Granted but now your a quadriplegic cause you attempt the stunt again and you unfortunately fail miserably

I wish I was able to inspire millions of people

Granted; millions of infants are put in front of you, seemingly ready to be inspired with whatever wisdom you have to share.

I wish that I could use a clock as a Frisbee.

Granted but it turns out time doesn't fly as well as you thought and it smashes into your parents car

I wish I could fight of millions of Zombies by myself

Granted; you are chained to the front of a television, forced to drink a gallon of coffee, then has a controller taped to your hand as you alone get the "honor" of fighting over a million zombies in the new video game, no matter how long it takes.

I wish for a box of french fries, as long as it's not Frylock.

Granted, but Frylock hands you the fries and DARES you to eat them with his eyes crackling with electricity

I wish I could smack Peter in the head for being such a dumbass

Granted, but since you failed to classify which Peter you wanted, a bunch of Peters all storm up to you and beat the living daylights out of you for wanting to do such a thing; they include Peter Griffin, Peter Pan, Peter Piper, Peter Green, Peter Forsberg, Pete Rose and many more.

I wish I knew a cure for the common cold.

Granted, it's AIDS

I wish that I got all the girls ;3

(bumps the rp back)