The Corrupted Wish

Granted! Now your stuck in a dream world!

I wish my life would be less stressful! XD

granted, but it's less stressful till the weed is gone

I wish for more smexy pics of Grimmjow on the internet!

Granted, google ForosDZ, Rule34, 4chan, 99Chan, fapchan, Y!gellery. But most of the pics of him on these sites are yaoi (making Grimmjow gay)

I wish my digis would get more clicks.

(heh I like the Yaoi XD)

granted, but computing error keeps the clicks from counting

I wish I could gender switch to be part of a yaoi pairing with Grimmjow! XD (go ahead make my day I DARE YOU lol)

Granted, but it turns out to really be Yammy in disguise

I wish I could stop time so I had more time to think when RPing

(ah hell, Imma sore Uke...XD Uke: the submissive one of the pairing fyi)

Granted, but you forget how to resume time and we're ALL Stuck paused, good going dope XD (jk)

I wish I knew why Yammy likes coming after me if I'm Grimmy's mate?

Granted, but the truth makes you loose your lunch.

I wish ulquiorra was my mate (hint hint)

Granted, but he's still monotone straight faced during 'fun time'

I wish I was part of a three way with two of the Espada

Granted, but it's Nnoitra and Aaroniero

I wish the same thing, but with different members ^^

granted, Yammy takes you from behind while Tia Harribel rides your 'disco stick' HARD XD

I wish for a yaoi three way between two random males from Bleach and me as a dude again XD (gender-switching is FUN!)

Granted, you get Kon (Who has no dick) and Chad (Who crushes you to death.)

I wish for a threeway RP on this site.

Granted, but the sight goes down just before you reach climax and the RP gets deleated.

I wish I know what the heck was going on. @,@

granted, but you can't handle the truth!

I wish I knew why Luppi keeps following me around...*looks sideways at the fake Sexta Espada*

Granted. the answer is tentacle rape.

I wish Luppi would fallow me around

(O.O WHAT! *tries to cover every orifice, fails* -_- ah hell)

granted, but since he follows you around you're in the room when Grimmjow kills him to get his Sexta Espada rank back.

I wish Luppi would leggo I dun need a tenatacle hug...

Granted, but then he goes around telling the other arrancars you're a slut. This causes Grimmjow to go nuts and kill everyone, so Tousen kills him. Now you're lonely

I wish I could be Myotismon's mate (Edward Cullen's got nothing on the smexy Vampire king of the digital world)

Granted, but Piedmon gets jealous and destroys you because he's HARD gay for Myo-sama. (YESSSSS! FINALLY A FELLOW MYOTISMON FAN!)

I wish I could kill Luppi for calling me a slut...then Grimmy gets his Sexta rank back!

Granted But Grimmy has to fight you since your the one who beat Luppi

I wish Gargomon was my digimon partner

Granted, but the D-Reaper kills him

(Luppi's so pathetic though...ANYONE could kill im XD)

I wish I was an Adjuchas like Grimmjow (you know, Panther shaped Hollow)

Granted but you end up looking like a small kitten and EVERYONE wants a 'piece' of you

(I guess that was the point huh ? XD)

I wish I could use Sonido in real life (Did I use this one already?)

(no it was Shun-Po last time XD)

Granted, but the first time you try, you end up in Aizen's throne room while Gin and Aizen are having a yaoi makeout session!

I wish I could use Gran Rey Cero like Grimmy-kun

Granted but you end up Blowing up Las Noches

I wish could literally jump into video games

(I could see that...I'd hafta run from Tousen-sama...XD Grimmy'd probably laugh his ass off)

Granted, but you are not the hero of the game, you're his sidekick, if it's Legend of Zelda, you replace Navi, but annoy Link SOOO bad he shield swats ya!

I wish I could make Sajin feel better about losing his 'friend' Tousen, I like furry guys.

Granted, You try giving him a doggie treat, but you end up the doggie treat instead.

I wish Devimon would digivolve already >,<

Granted, but now he became a Numemon because you got cranky XD

(haha! I beat the corruption I want Sajin ta vore me!)

I wish I knew how to capture Tousen so I could take him to Sajin

I lend you my Numemon (most lickly getting him killed) to distract him while you jump him from behind and tie him up with a ribbon and drag him back to the soul society.

I wish I had a Death note.

Granted, but the Shinigami who comes with it likes 'studying' you while you sleep. And your mom gets mad thinking you ate all the bananas in the kitchen when it was really your new 'roommate' XD

I wish I could be in a three way between me, Beelzemon and Grimmjow XD

Granted but Grimmjow has a bone for a dick, and it hurts... really badly until you die.

I still wish I could snuggle with a Riolu in real life .

granted, but the Government finds out about him and takes him away to Area 51 for painful tests to serve no purpose but to cause pain.

I wish I knew what my afterlife would be like if I became a Hollow from not leaving the Living World

Granted, you make it all the way to Menos grande, and then are eaten by another Menos grande.

I wish i could have an epic infiltration/escape seen where I recue the riolu from the clutches of the united states government.

Granted, but now Mulder and Scully are hunting you down because you have the 'alien'

(damn, didn't even get to adjuchas XD)

I wish I could manifest the voices in my head as real people (like Grimmjow for example! XD)

Granted but the first one to pop is Yammy and he never seems to shut up

I wish I could shapeshift

granted, but the first time you do it in front of people they call you a mutant and chase you out of town!

I wish Ulquiorra wouldn't be such a monotone Emo-viking...

(his helmet looks like a viking helm, HE looks Emo, so Emo-Viking! XD)

Granted, but then he becomes like Naruto on crack *Ie: BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT!*

I wish I had my own harem consisting of Myotismon, Angemon and Guilmon. XD

Granted, but Myotismon and Angemon fight constantly for your attention and Guilmon is obsessed with bread

I wish I knew why Tesla thinks I'm Nnoitra...*looks at odd Fraccion* imma GIRL doofus...