The BAKA! game

rules are simple:

post something you've done (i.e. tried to ride a skateboard while hopping on a trampoline) then someone else yells BAKA! and tries to out idiot your post with a short story of their own (short meaning a paragraph or two at the longest)

I'll start:

Once I tried to baackflip off a trampoline into the pool, but I forgot that the pool's tarp was on.

Playing guitar hero 4 I have the microphone and were doing the third song and im getting tired of singing im sitting on a bed next to a chair with the speakes on it my friend is sitting in that chair playing guitar and has sensitive ears. I was again tired of singing and was not thining straight and I put the microphone to the chairs speaker again was not thinking feedback built up the game was paused and my covered his ears and called me A dumbass the end.

BAKA!

Alright there was this one time I was heading down the satires of my house and I accidentally tripped over my dog who was sleeping on the stairs, tripped, fell down like 7 or 8 stairs, and ended up breaking my collar bone

BAKA!

I once crashed my parent's car because I was too busy looking at myself picking my nose on the rearview mirror.

BAKA!

I once knocked over and broke my dad's laptop from laying down on the nearby bed

BAKA!

I once drove my mom's car through dad's garage! The car didn't get damaged, and Dad was glad he had to fix the garage because he didn't realize how rotted it was, but still; I drove my mom's car through my dad's garage!

BAKA!

I once slipped and fell on my ass while running on an icy Driveway while trying to throw away a bag of garbage!

BAKA!
i once broke my knee from running into my aunt's parked r.v. at glamis while playing hide+seek. i couldn't ride for the rest of the trip

BAKA!

Once during a little league soccer game I ran head on into someone else on our team and knocked myself out for a few seconds, and gave myself a major black eye on picture day

BAKA!

I learned the hard way why you must never stick two fingers between the tines of an electrical outlet...ZOT buzzed myself pretty good that day...

BAKA!

once i was typing on my old dell and when i pressed enter the computer burst into flames and burned me and totally destroyed the document i had just printed for school

Shadowfang wrote:
I learned the hard way why you must never stick two fingers between the tines of an electrical outlet...ZOT buzzed myself pretty good that day...

That actually happened to me.

......

BAKA!

I once fell down the stairs on purpose to see what it felt like.

BAKA!

I once dared a Kenpachi cosplayer he couldn't catch me in a footrace...and I lost epically...

BAKA!

I once looked up at me step dad, who was telling me to look out, just in time to be clocked in the head by a baseball.

BAKA!

I once picked a fight with an Ulquiorra Cosplayer by saying Ulquiorra was OBVIOUSLY gay fer Yammy, never thought I could get the Nihilist pissed...got a shiner from him...

BAKA!

I once picked a fight with a Sanji cospayer for saying Duval was better then him. Dude nearly kick my ass...........Though as a sceleton, I don't have one. YOHOHOHOHOHO!

BAKA!

(dang, we must be fools if we pick fights with Cosplayers! XD)

I pick fights with guys bigger'n me for kicks. Unfortunately it's often MY ass getting kicked...Especially when I tell the Espada Cosplayers Ichigo kicks all their asses!

Shadowfang wrote:BAKA!

(dang, we must be fools if we pick fights with Cosplayers! XD)

I pick fights with guys bigger'n me for kicks. Unfortunately it's often MY ass getting kicked...Especially when I tell the Espada Cosplayers Ichigo kicks all their asses!

*Puts up hands* I'm out. I can't compete with that level of Baka.

BAKA!
I tried to cos play Lelouch Lamperouge with his Geass in Gym class, and swung my arm into someone's face. They garbed my, and flipped me over their back, and I ended up on the floor. Then they punched me in the balls, which one of my friends then defended me. In the end, we all ended up in the principle's office!

(lol I'm the one who breaks the combo)

BAKA!

A week or two ago I bought a coke at Best Buy and I went to Borders and got charged for it again. The REALLY bad part though is I didn't realize this till after I left

BAKA!

A boy was teasing me one day and picking on me, and then he took one of my extra bras and threw it into the boys' locker room. Unafraid, I went right inside to get it, but then I saw about 10 boys changing, and they were all naked. Let's just say that my scream, followed by a bunch of humiliating threats, left me scarred for that whole school year. Oh, and as I ran out with my eyes closed, I ran into the corner of a wall, so going to the nurse to tend my bleeding forehead didn't help me, either.