Random Quotes

Just because the gibberish is getting flooded with quotes.

Basically just quotes from anything, could be inspiring or just total insanity.

Starting off:

"I'll give you to the count of 5, and I'm starting at three!"
-Rhino

I... Eat.... Your.... SANDWICHES! I eat'em up!

"They're pissing on us without the courtesy of calling it rain..."

"My job is to protect you. I am going to fail."

"You have a strong heart. No fear. But stupid, ignorant like a child!"

"wake up, Mr.Freeman, not to imply you have been, sleeping on the job"

""Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, never now what your gonna get inside." (XD yes first one)

"sometimes, I dream of cheese"

"Lieutenant Dan. Ice cream"

(reply to Lucain's Chocolate post)

"chocolate... did you say Chocolate? chocolate? CHOCHOLATE! CHOCOLATE!!!"

"My Leg!"

"with great power, comes great bit**es"

One Dottza Two Dottza three Dottza Fun!

"one of the many things needed in life, courage, bravery, girlfriends, emotion, good houseing, decent flooring, cheap internet porn"

"That was the worst throw. Ever. Of all time." - Agent Washington
"Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way." - Caboose

(RvB)

"Inventions reached their limit long ago, and I see no hope for furthur development."
-Julius Frontinus, 1st century C.E.

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."
- William G. McAdoo

"The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of the sudded they've reached puberty, thay believe that they like women. Actually, your're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one that you did at ten."
- Jules Feitter

"Honest may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
- George Carlin

"I have seen the furture, and it doesn't work."
- Robert Fultord

(I have 10,053 quotes, don't tempt me.)

Also

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!"
- Soylent Green

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."
- Gone with the wind

"Gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the war room!"
- Dr. Stangelove

"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
- Airplane!

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
-The Princess Bride

"NObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
-Monty Python

"I'm ready, I-i-i'm ready."
- If you don't know than you aren't human.
(Spongebob!)

(i also have hundreds of movie quotes, again, don't tempt me.)

*points at Lucas* DOUBLE POST!!!

"When your out at sea try not to get eaten by a wale because if it liked you it will tell tho friends then they will try it then if they like it then those two friends will tell two more friends then those four will try and like it and tell two more friends then the eight will do the same until there is a new race of man eating wales! "
-Self quote

"If strength is born from heartbreak, then mountains I could move. If walls could speak I pray that they would tell me what to do." Rise Against (Drones)

"THE CAKE IS A LIE (I win XD)"

"NOBODY MOVE!...I dropped me brain..."

"If I could travel through time... man, would I screw things up!" -myself

"9 of 10 voices in my head say i am not crazy. the tenth humms the theme of Tetris "

- i dont know who created that, but its very often used in germany xP

watch out for midgets with white hair! They WILL PWN YOU SO HARD!- quote from a friend who loves Bleach and talks about Toshiro Hitsugaya ALOT

"I'MMA SLICE U IN HAF WIF MEH LITESABA!" - me

Fee Fi Fo Fum. I smell... an english muffin? - My gf at the time, no idea why XP

* coughs *
SILENCE, I KILL YOU

- Achmed

"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

-Darth Vader

Harry Kim: "I guess the Borg meet a lot of people, don't they? "

"Luke, I AM your Father...." - Darth Vader

"oh Je-fa-fa, oh Je-fa-fa, without me you'd suck, oh Je-fa-fa, oh Je-fa-fa, you are my bitch~" - peanut

"I found it hard it's hard to find that- well whatever never mind"
-From one of the greatest musicians ever

And God said, Let there be Mudkipz: and there was Mudkipz.
And God saw the Mudkipz, that it was Lieked: and God divided the Mudkipz from the Torchickz. -Me

"Violence is never the first resort. This does not mean it is never the answer, and those who say so are fools."
-?

A couple good ones from NCIS:

"American idoms drive me up the hall." - Ziva

"If this is going to be a pissing match, you better bring an umbrella." - Gibbs

I killed the Death !!!

- me at Castlevania ^^

"he belongs to the government, says the whitehouse, He belongs to GOD, says the pope, no, says the man is moscow, he belongs to everyone! I regected all these awnsers, instead, I choose the impossible, the unthinkable, I choose... RAPTURE" -Bioshock, EPIC

(In responce to Jacob's Bioshock quote)

"Your world can end in the blink of an eye. One event, one unexpected twist of fate and suddenly the world as you knew it... is gone forever. All that you held dear, all that you held close... is washed away into the sea of distant memory. Life... is cruel. Of this, I have no doubt. But life continues on... with, or without you. One can only hope that one leaves behind a lasting legacy. But so often, the legacies that we leave behind... are not the ones that we intended." – Locust Queen, end of Gears of War 2

"War....War never changes"

war does not decide who is right, War decides who is left- Unknown

"what differs from a man, and a slave... a man chooses, a slave obeys..." -bioshock

"A grenade's blast radius is always one foot bigger than your jumping range." - CoD

When your home on the range has been torn down and paved, and the buffalo roam to a slaughthouse grave, what more will they take? - Rise Against, Collapse (Post-Amerika)

You must construct additional pylons!

-Anonymous

"kaBUOOOOM!" - tf2

"Whats with all the eggs in everyone's siggys, they look delicious!"
-Self quote

How now brown cow?