Random Quotes

The Gaydar has Discovered Gayness

- one of the players in my fleet^^

"they mostly come out at night, mostly" -aliens

"There may not be an 'I' in 'team', but there is an 'I' in 'win'."

- Michael Jordan

"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."

- Soren Kierkegaard

"If you always learn more when you lose than when you win, then that makes me the smartest person in the world."

- Charlie Brown, from Peanuts (By Charles Schulz)

"I like mankind, It's people I can't stand."

- Linus

Shadowfang wrote:"Luke, I AM your Father...." - Darth Vader

"No, that's not true...that's impossible"- Luke Skywalker
"Search your feelings, Luke, you know it to be true."- Darth Vader
"NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOO!" -Luke Skywalker

"If the shoe fits, then your my Cinderella!"- some random Prince

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
- Albert Einstein

"I like your Christ, he is a good man. Why can't your christians be more like your Christ"?
- Gandhi

"It is better to burn out, then to fade out"
-Kurt Kobain

In addition to losing our crew, my face, my body, I've lost it all. Even if we met again you wouldn't recognize me at all in this skeleton form. I don't have anything left, but they all said... this hair of mine made you laugh!!! I'll protect this look to the end because I'm coming to see you. I just hope you're waiting at our promised cape!!! -Dead bones Brook

"Listen, Lopez, I'm not racist. I just didn't know you were standing there when I said that." - Simmons, RvB

"Is the whole world black, or is it just my hair?"
-Unknown

"Hope is for the hopeless"
-Anonymous

"Don't get mad, get even."
-Kennedy

"You can never get a head while your getting even."
-Collin Powell

"Out of all the Charle Browns in the world, your the Charlie Browniest"
- Lynil

"Furries: man's best friend with benefits." - A friend

"A WINNER IS YOU."
(Pro Wrestling)

"I have fury!" (Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga)

"I'm the grim reaper, Lardass, and you're my next customer." ("Manny
Calavera, Grim Fandango)

"I AM ERROR." (Error, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link)

"When will the helpful tower knife the arena?" -Kotetsu

"I FUCKING LOVE WEED(S)" -Kotetsu

"the no Taiwan is embezzlement very serious country many idiots"

"GLITTER CEREAL - fortified with vitamin sparkle" -Unknown

"where is the space with you ?" -Unknown

"Or translation it raises and it uses and it takes off there is gain and
loss it does as a favor, a number of days and in ardency and" -Unknown

"put the crack pipe down a second and that might make sense. the rodents eye catches a glims of the dust begining to rise" -Unknown

if life is a bicht be a bicht back -unknown

So long, and thanks for all the fish!
-Dolphins

"With all of these men lining up to get neutered, it's hip now to
be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey, I'm still a guy"

- Brad Paisley (I'm Still A Guy)

"I'll get you my pretty and your little cat too!" - Myotismon, threatening Kariin Digimon Season one

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

- Wicked Witch Of The...Something (The Wizard Of Oz)

Whoo!- Micheal Jackson

"If I always speak for you, and I'm always right, then that means that you're always right, too"

- Hank Hill (King Of The Hill)

"I'm melting I'M MELLLLLlllllttttttiiiinnggg...." - Wicked witch of the west. (Wizard of Oz)

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama. Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean. Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela. Honduras, Guyana, and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil. Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan, Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam. Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland And Germany now one piece, Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece. Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman, Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran. There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain. India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan, Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh Asia And China, Korea, Japan. Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, The Philippine Islands, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, Then Borneo, and Vietnam. Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana, Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana. Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon. Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algiers, Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire. Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman, Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia... Crete, Mauritania, Then Transylviania, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan.-Yakko Warner.

"If we risk our lives trying to save one memory, we risk losing them all. Memories are just memories; best not to think about them."

- Wakka (Final Fantasy X-2)

Holy shit dude... - I can't remember which South Park kid says this after Cartman's 'F-Word' rant

it was stan

(thanks)

"how would you like to go see the school Counselor!"- Cartman's Teacher

So Melvin, do you have any super powers?

Yeah, I can fly.

Really? How far?

How far can you throw me?

Anything else?

X-Ray vision!!!!!

Well, can you see through something practical, like clothes?

Oh you're sick...... Yes.... I love looking at BOOBIES!!

Can you leap tall buildings in a single leap?

Why the hell would I do that?

Superman does that.

Showoff...

Do you change clothes in a phone booth? Superman does that too.

He's got a lot of issues, doesn't he?

-Melvin and Jeff Dunham

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL!

"I reject your reality and substatute my own"
"Duck tape is like the force it has a light side and a dark side and it bindes the univers together" -Adam savage

"Quack dam you"- Jamie hidamin

"Ezical 25:17" pulp fiction

I eat your force of nature - combenation of things the scout says

"I'm Kupo for Kupo nuts!" - a Moogle from FF 9

To anybody who's ever thought that somebody can't admit to crying in a manly manner, without masking it in cliche excuses.

"Aw, crap... My eyes are starting to sweat..." - Hagel, 'Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland'

"BUTT FUCK!!!!"

"Retreat? Hell, we're just advancing in the other direction!"

NOT...TAKE...MIRROR!!!!!!!!!!

(blizzeta)



Oh, hey there, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

(GLADOS)

"I said I was GOING, to fuck his babies... Not that I wanted to... I was making a threat."