Re: Random Quotes

by Sylvira on February 6th 2012, 11:26 pm

And lo, children in generations to come shall dance in the burning crater which used to be where you now stand...

by eragoneater on February 7th 2012, 3:27 pm

all hail, king of the losers - age of empires

by Sylvira on February 7th 2012, 5:06 pm

Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to go on a killing spree.

by hawk1237 on February 7th 2012, 5:43 pm

"Dear diary, I just killed someone. It actually felt pretty good. Have to go to church now, lol." ~ Creepy ass girl on the news.

by Destroyingbefun on February 7th 2012, 5:46 pm

Blurrrrr.... - Zombies, minecraft

by hawk1237 on February 7th 2012, 5:47 pm

"..." ~ Red

by eragoneater on February 7th 2012, 8:00 pm

don't kill us, kill larry - ihascupquake

by Cenajus on February 7th 2012, 8:24 pm

"oh I'm sorry, sometimes my emotions are quite like a disobedient pet; uncontrollable and... Often, rolling in shit"
- Red

by Destroyingbefun on February 7th 2012, 8:59 pm

I POOSH BUTTON -Simon, Yogscast aka the singer of diggy diggy hole.

by eragoneater on February 7th 2012, 9:35 pm

This is not good, this is not good - Simon

by hawk1237 on February 8th 2012, 10:17 am

"I love neighbors. They taste just like chicken." ~ My neighbor's dog

by eragoneater on February 8th 2012, 4:08 pm

seem's legit - some one

by Destroyingbefun on February 8th 2012, 4:24 pm

Hahaha Man up Bitch -Lewis

by Sylvira on February 8th 2012, 5:10 pm

I'll take that as a yes.

by Crys on February 8th 2012, 5:13 pm

BUILD A FIRE FOR A MAN, HE WILL BE WARM FOR A DAY. SET A MAN ON FIRE, HE WILL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. - IDK XD

by Sylvira on February 8th 2012, 5:18 pm

I'm not a pyromaniac, I just like setting things on fire.

by Destroyingbefun on February 8th 2012, 5:26 pm

That's A very nice house I have here -Mr. Astley (RIP)

by eragoneater on February 8th 2012, 5:42 pm

It's murder I just got away with - lewis

by Sylvira on February 8th 2012, 11:30 pm

Let yourself bleed!

by eragoneater on February 9th 2012, 3:34 pm

I didn't burn him - simon

by Moegi on February 12th 2012, 7:05 pm

"That was the most incompetant murder attempt I've ever seen, congratulations." Total Biscuit

by eragoneater on February 12th 2012, 9:04 pm

like a blawk -kuledud3

by Sylvira on February 15th 2012, 11:01 pm

Mmmm, crunchy.

by eragoneater on February 16th 2012, 3:39 pm

I need something salty - the doctor

by Sylvira on February 20th 2012, 8:40 pm

Your approval fills me with shame.

by eragoneater on February 21st 2012, 4:09 pm

what's that Salt? that's too salty - the doctor

by Cenajus on February 21st 2012, 6:59 pm

"my good sir, you cannot expect hospitality from a tree, let alone your mother

by eragoneater on February 21st 2012, 7:02 pm

That's your sonic screwdriver? - the doctor

by Sylvira on February 22nd 2012, 8:38 pm

Ha! I knew that speech was coming, I was just off on the timing.

by eragoneater on February 23rd 2012, 3:46 pm

But it's just a screwdriver- the doctor

by kewldud on February 25th 2012, 5:15 pm

thats not a knife, this is a knife

by eragoneater on February 25th 2012, 5:42 pm

please don't find me -pewdiepie

by Sylvira on February 25th 2012, 8:02 pm

They took my home planet!

by eragoneater on February 26th 2012, 9:06 am

oh hax - pewdiepie

by Sylvira on February 27th 2012, 8:20 pm

"We have an unauthorized...landing."

by eragoneater on February 27th 2012, 8:37 pm

get friends by giving them concussions - slyfox

by Cecilix on February 28th 2012, 8:59 am

Whoever told you Necromancy isn't a valid school of magic probably got one of their loved ones brought back as a zombie.

by eragoneater on February 28th 2012, 4:32 pm

Fos Ro Dah - Dovakiin

by hawk1237 on March 3rd 2012, 2:14 pm

"Of course I'm drunk! Did you think I would be spending time with your little ragtag rebellion if I wasn't?" ~ Quark

by Sylvira on March 3rd 2012, 2:19 pm

I was aiming for his head.

by eragoneater on March 3rd 2012, 3:15 pm

HHHHHHEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO....AWWWWWWWWWWW- pewdiepie

by Terastas on March 4th 2012, 2:21 pm

"I can see Russia from my house."

by eragoneater on March 4th 2012, 5:18 pm

I feel it in my bones

by Terastas on March 4th 2012, 5:35 pm

A little backstory for this one. I used to work in a convenience store where they sold these cheap plastic horse figures on a display rack, and this little girl was whining to her mother that she wanted one while her mother was giving her the usual "Put it back or I'll leave you here" routine. They went back and forth for a few minutes before I finally settled the dispute by leaning over the counter and saying this, my submitted quote:

"Hey come on kid, listen to your mother. Don't make the same mistake that I made."

by Hey Caroline on March 4th 2012, 5:44 pm

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot
Not one thing will change
It will not.

by eragoneater on March 4th 2012, 7:10 pm

oh no I killed him, aw well whatever-slyfoxhound

by Crys on March 6th 2012, 1:11 am

They come in......
Everything moans like hell.....
There's a lot of sucking and blowing.........
And you lose your house.......
God, golddiggers and tornados have so much in common!

-Sex joke

by MysticLugia on March 6th 2012, 2:08 am

"I fight for my friends!" "Well, my friends fight for me." Super smash bros brawl taunts between Ike and Olimar

by Crys on March 6th 2012, 2:55 am

Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

(More jokes.....)
- ANOTHER joke Smile

by Cecilix on March 6th 2012, 8:31 am

Kabal: What about her? *pointing at Mileena* Friend or foe?
Stryker: Foe
Kabal: Wearing that?
Stryker: Definitely foe.