Pokemon Clothes

Okay, so simple enough. You flatten a Pokemon with a steamroller (no, there's no blood or nonsense; they're just a flattened pancake), so what would you make them into? I'll start off:

Stretches and folds a flattened Miltank into some nice overalls, folds a flattened Jynx into a sexy bra, stretches a flattened Pikachu into a flashy shirt, molds a flattened Lucario into some wicked boots, and stretches some lucky flattened Meowth into a pair of panties.

(Er...may I please be that lucky Meowth?)

I would flatten a Riolu into some nice underwear, flatten a stupid Persian (I like you, Shadowfang, so this isn't directed at you or your clan) into a some shoes, flatten a Charmander into a warm shirt, flatten a Smeargle into some stylish pants, and maybe flatten an Aipom into a funny cap.

(heh no worries, you meant that wretched kittypet of Giovanni's I'm sure)

I'd flatten a gulpin into a goofy hat, but let him retain the ability to nom possible pickpockets (after all, would YOU steal from someone whose hat could eat you? XD)

(I personally would not want to be made into cloths or turn any of my brethren into clothes as well) {I wouldnt steal in general but getting eated by a hat sounds fun}

Anyways, I would flatten a groundon to make a realy cool trench coat.

(wow, flak jacket and trench in one go! XD)

heh, might also flatten an Arcanine into a hoodie, so I ain't cold in winter

Turn a Darkrie into a black shaodowy cloke so no one will like falling asleep near me

hahahahahahahaha XD

im so fiendish (not really)

This isn't exactly original, but how about some lucario shorts? hehehe

I'm thinking a gloom as a hair ornament, and a lucky (or not so, either way), Nidorino as a skirt.