YO MOMMA! game

by Shadowfang on Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:20 pm

rules are simple:

try to out Yo Momma the others!

and since we are really just doing this for fun please try to not be REALLY hurtful k? thnx

I'll start:

Yo momma SOOO fat she makes WAILORD feel skinny!

by Luke Delfino on Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:32 pm

Man, if I knew this is what would've happened to the contest between Aaron and me, I woulda saved some of those last few.

Link to the epic battle:
http://www.hungrypokemon.net/random-forum-games-f4/the-ban-game-t1187-600.htm#48442

by Shadowfang on Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:40 pm

(we SSOOOOOO shouldn'tve let that happen XD)

And for not Yo Mommaing me:

YO MOMMA SO DUMB THAT SHE STARED AT THE ORANGE JUICE BECAUSE IT SAID CONCENTRATE! XD

by Luke Delfino on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:04 pm

(But it was sooo much fun X3)

Yo mama such a slut, her snatch is bigger than a cloyster.

by Shadowfang on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:11 pm

Oh yeah?, well YO MOMMA SO HORNY SHE ACCIDENTALLY UBED YOUR DADS TAUROS!

by Luke Delfino on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:57 pm

Banned because yo mama so ugly she made my cuboner disappear instantly

by KeithTheRiolu on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:58 pm

Well, YO MAMMA is so dumb, she had to repeat kindergarten 10 years in a row!

by Guest on Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:27 pm

YO MAMMA is so stupid I strangled her with a cordless phone.

by Shadowfang on Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:46 pm

Yo momma soooo dumb that if my DOG was as dumb as yo momma he'd walk backwards and wag his head!

by KeithTheRiolu on Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:02 pm

Yo mamma's so fat, see's now considered a landmark on the map! According to it, she's a mountain!

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:58 pm

well Yo momma so fat all the whale's sing "we are family, even though your bigger than me"

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:27 pm

Yo Mamma is so fat and stupid when she saw a bus full of white people, she looked at it and said "GET THAT TWINKIE"

(( No Racism kthnx ))

by Shadowfang on Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:43 pm

Well yo momma sooo dumb she'd sit on the tv and watch the couch!

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:44 pm

Yo momma is so fat, when she went to the theaters, she sat next to EVERYONE

by Shadowfang on Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:49 pm

Well yo momma SOOOO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WORKED AT A STRIP CLUB THEY PAID HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON! XD

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:51 pm

Well Yo Momma is so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter, she said "WHERE MAH GUMBAWL?"

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:48 pm

Yo mamma is so stupid that it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:54 pm

Yo Momma was so stupid she had you

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:57 pm

Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:59 pm

Yo Momma is so ugly, people thought she was a boy whore. (Ran out of ideas much? )

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:02 pm

(who me?did that get used already V_V sorry if it did)

yo momma is so old she has a picture of Moses in her year book

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:04 pm

( No I mean me. Ran out of comebacks. xD )

Yo momma is so ugly a cop pulled her over and fined her for being a public distraction

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:06 pm

(oh no worries I ran out a while back and now I'm using the interwebz XP)

Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:07 pm

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:09 pm

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it reads ''one at a time please''

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:09 pm

Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:11 pm

Yo mama so stupid she put lip-stick on her head cause she couldn't make-up her mind

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:12 pm

(( Ok thats unoriginal. >:O xD ))

Yo Momma is so stupid she couldn't read an audio book

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:14 pm

you momma so ugly when she was born her momma said "what a treasure!" and her dad said "Yeah lets go bury it!"

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:15 pm

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

by Rain on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:24 pm

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

by Ares on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:25 pm

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

by Rain on Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:54 am

I punched your momma so hard she starved to death rolling

by Magetorment on Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:58 am

Hmmm, your mother is so maternal she has children.
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Am I doing it right?

by Rain on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:03 am

*pat's on the head* yes mage your doing just fine

yo momma so black she can leave a lip print on charcoal

(yeah no one take this the wrong way pleas, I'm really not racist)

by Shadowfang on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:03 am

(not quite, a 'Yo Momma' is kind of a joking insult, just look at the others we all posted Magetorment sir)

by Magetorment on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:07 am

Shadowfang wrote:(not quite, a 'Yo Momma' is kind of a joking insult, just look at the others we all posted Magetorment sir)

Yes I know SF, that's the joke.

By the way: "Yo mamma is so dumb when she heard gravity is an attractive force she asked if it was rich too."

by Shadowfang on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:11 am

(dang walked into that, sorry for the n00b showing XD)

oh yeah? well YO Momma so fat she doesn't have Bellybutton lint, she has SWEATERS

by Magetorment on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:18 am

Yo momma is so dumb that when she heard about the multiverse she asked if there was a multi-chorus to go with it.

by Rain on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:20 am

well Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

by Shadowfang on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:21 am

(good one mage!)

Yo momma so ugly she uses a line of make-up called 'Why Bother'

by Rain on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:27 am

Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for Raiders of the Lost Ark she got cast as the Big Rolling Ball

by Magetorment on Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:37 am

Yo momma is so fat that when scientists she's attractive they ain't talking about her looks.

by Rain on Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:16 am

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order

by Magetorment on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:03 pm

Yo momma so stupid she thinks CV is something you put music on.

by Shadowfang on Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:55 pm

Yo Momma so fat she makes a Snorlax ANOREXIC!

by Neil on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:47 pm

Meh, I'm not the one who can come up with good jokes for this trend, but I can try...

Yo Mamma so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!

by Shadowfang on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:48 pm

hey better watch what you say about my Momma because yo momma so fat she puts MAYONNAISE on aspirin!

by Neil on Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:07 pm

Yo Mamma so flat, she's jealous of a piece of paper!

by Shadowfang on Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:09 pm

Yo Momma so flat-chested she makes Rukia look like she's got RANGIKU'S tits!