Re: YO MOMMA! game

by Neil on April 30th 2010, 3:11 pm

Yo Mamma so old, her social security number is 1!

by Houndoomed on April 30th 2010, 3:50 pm

ARTSY POST!

Yo mama so dumb, she thinks the Divine Comedy is "Bruce Almighty."

by Jericho on April 30th 2010, 4:16 pm

Yo moans is so dumb she called 411 to get 911

by Neil on April 30th 2010, 4:16 pm

Yo Momma so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent!

by DraculKuroHemming on May 2nd 2010, 9:56 pm

Yo momma so hairy, she went to the pound and the attendants freaked that one of their dogs got loose!

by Neil on May 3rd 2010, 1:52 pm

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license!

by Rain on May 3rd 2010, 2:47 pm

Yo momma so poor when I ring the door bell I hear the toilet flush

by Neil on May 3rd 2010, 2:52 pm

Yo momma so poor when I ring the door bell, she says DING!

by Rain on May 3rd 2010, 3:02 pm

Yo momma's house is so small you have to go out side to change your mind

by Neil on May 3rd 2010, 3:20 pm

Yo momma so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911?"

by Rain on May 3rd 2010, 3:29 pm

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

by Neil on May 3rd 2010, 3:35 pm

Your momma so fat, she once went on a seafood diet, and whenever she saw food, she ate it!

by Cinder on May 4th 2010, 1:27 pm

*in the TF2 spy's voice.* Your muzzer is zo eazeh zat even the worst spy could sap zat.

by Neil on May 4th 2010, 1:57 pm

Yo momma so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a musical remix of a cat's meow.

by ExplodingClay on May 26th 2010, 9:09 am

Yo mama's so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time she got them on they spelled BOULEVARD.

by ExplodingClay on June 2nd 2010, 2:17 pm

(What's the matter? Or has this thread been forgotten about, so I posting right now for no reason?)

Yo mama's so fat she went to a restaraunt, looked at the menu, then said "okay?"

by Kaji RJ Kaldaka on June 2nd 2010, 2:22 pm

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater

by Dog In Da Grass on June 2nd 2010, 2:26 pm

Your mother is a ditto!

by ExplodingClay on June 2nd 2010, 3:46 pm

Yo mama's so ugly she makes unions cry

by Loko Mocho on June 2nd 2010, 6:25 pm

When I saw your mom kincking a can down the street and I asked her what was she doing and she said "Moving"

by Kaji RJ Kaldaka on June 2nd 2010, 6:26 pm

Yo mama so poor when she goes through the front door she ends up in the back yard.

by Shadowfang on June 2nd 2010, 10:54 pm

Yo momma so old she dated JESUS!

by Kaji RJ Kaldaka on June 3rd 2010, 2:59 am

Shadowfang wrote:Yo momma so old she dated JESUS!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!

Well, yo mamas feet so scaley that they filmed crocodile dundee in her bathtub.

by ExplodingClay on June 3rd 2010, 7:00 am

Yo mama's so old when she went to school they didn't have history.

by Loko Mocho on June 3rd 2010, 11:40 am

Yo mama so poor she has to take the trash IN.

by Shadowfang on June 3rd 2010, 7:30 pm

yo momma so hairy she was captured by scientists as the missing link of humanity!

by ExplodingClay on June 4th 2010, 6:48 am

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quater and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.

by barioth on July 14th 2011, 9:34 am

OH GOD THAT'S FUNNY XD!!!!!

by barioth on July 14th 2011, 9:36 am

yo mamma so old she caught arceus

by eragoneater on December 8th 2011, 8:25 pm

yo mamma so stupid see thought a quarterback was a refund

by ExplodingClay on December 8th 2011, 8:31 pm

Yo mama's so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

by eragoneater on December 8th 2011, 8:40 pm

Yo mama's so fat it takes a train and two busses to get to her good side

by ExplodingClay on December 9th 2011, 9:19 am

Yo mama's so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time she got them on they spelled "boulevard."

by eragoneater on December 9th 2011, 1:20 pm

Yo mama's so harry the only language she speaks is wookie

by ExplodingClay on December 10th 2011, 6:26 pm

You momma's so fat she goes to a restaraunt, looks at the menu, and says "...Okay?"

by eragoneater on December 11th 2011, 9:40 am

yO mama's so stupis she tried to lock a moterbike

by ExplodingClay on December 11th 2011, 11:09 am

Yo mamas so poor I walked in the front door and tripped over the back gate.

by eragoneater on December 11th 2011, 4:17 pm

Yo mama's so old she was at Shakespears birth

by ExplodingClay on December 11th 2011, 9:43 pm

Yo mama's so old when someone told her to act her own age, she died.

by Cenajus on December 12th 2011, 1:37 am

Yo momma so poor you have to fart in her wallet just to make a (s)cent

by eragoneater on December 12th 2011, 10:02 am

Yo mama's so stupid whe lost her head.

by ExplodingClay on December 12th 2011, 11:26 am

Yo mama's so poor I rang the doorbell and heard the toilet flush.

by eragoneater on December 12th 2011, 1:09 pm

Yo mama's so stupid she failed kindergarden

by ExplodingClay on December 12th 2011, 1:36 pm

Yo mama's so fat when God said "Let there be light." he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

by eragoneater on December 12th 2011, 6:02 pm

Yo mama's so harry she married cewbacca

by Jacob_the_espeon on December 12th 2011, 6:12 pm

Yo Mamma's so fat that the only dates SHE'S Getting are with REAL ESTATE agents!

by eragoneater on December 12th 2011, 6:15 pm

Yo mamma so fat Chuck Norris' rounhouse kick couldn't kill her

by Cenajus on December 12th 2011, 6:28 pm

Yo momma so fat that she's... Uh... Fat

by eragoneater on December 12th 2011, 8:13 pm

Yo mamma's so fat sge caused a solar eclipes

by ExplodingClay on December 13th 2011, 1:57 pm

Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.