the 'what would you do if...' game

most people like this one, so here goes, the idea is when i ask a question, you post a reply with what you would do, then re-post a new question.

what would you do if a monkey stole your computer?

Chase the monkey and snatch my computer back from him! Then donate him to a zoo.

What would you do if you woke up one day and were the opposite gender?

i would be very confused, butend up having the time of my life

what would you do if you were in the middle of middle earth while a battle raged around you?

Scream in surprise, then try to defend myself and help the 'good guys'.

What would you do if Death showed up at your home?

invite him in for tea and biscuits

what wou;d you do if you were sent to hell for no reason

Try and weasel my way out of it. Then try and fight my way out.

What would you do if a ninja offered you cookies?

I'd take it and ask him to teach me to be a ninja.

What would you do if you woke up with amnesia?

I'd try to remember when I got amnesia.. >.>


What would you do if you could rule the world for thirty minutes?

Destroy all stereotypical French people.

What would you do if I ate your lunch?

I'd eat you instead.

What would you do if you woke up to find a dragon has torn off your roof and has picked you up and stuck you in its maw and is about to swallow you?

Grab onto the uluva for dear life.

What would you do if an evil mime attacked you?

I'd send out a Mime Jr..

What would you do if you had a minute to live.

RedMage89 wrote:Destroy all stereotypical French people.

What would you do if I ate your lunch?

Kick ass.

I'd probably waste my last minute thinking about trivial things.

What would you do opened your closet door and a disgruntled milk man came wandering out, gave you a steering wheel and said "You know what to do" and then he spontaneously combusted?

I'd be like: "FINALLY!!! I've been trying to get someone to spontaneously combust for years now. All my hard work has finally paid off."

What would you do if you went into your garage and your car had grown fur?

I'd stare at it, flabbergasted..

What would you do if you were locked in a school full of naked cheerleaders?

I'd strip down so that I would fit in.

What would you do if you found yourself within a paradox?

I'd say "Time abhors a paradox," like any proper /v/irgin.

What would you do if you were on a plane and there were snakes onboard?

I'd laugh then stand up at the front of the plane, get everyone's attention then say. "I'm sick and tired of these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane!!!" Then I'd watch as everyone stared at me until they were bitten.

lol

and then we all die of snake bites.. X3

what would you do if you were walking down the street alone and suddenly this swarm of cats comes out of an alley in front of you and jumps at your face?

I would just open wide and watch as they all fflew into my mouth

What would you do if you had only four words to say for the rest of your life?

Learn sign language. Or develop mime skills.

What would you do if your arms suddenly fell off?

put them back on. or go buy new ones. i've always wanted bionic arms anyway.

what would you do if all the cookies in the world suddenly exploded.

Hunt down the person responsible. Or if no-one was, go into mourning.

What would you do if you got banned from the forum?

I would be sad for a little bit. Then I'd be bored out of my mind.

What would you do if you went out drinking one night then woke up the next morning to find yourself in bed naked.....WITH A FAMILY MEMBER?

Scream at the top of my lungs, then die of shame and disgust.

What would you do if you found a bomb in your cereal, with three seconds left on the clock?

i'd defuse it ^^

What would you do if you realised the world would end at midnight?

I'd be like, "Shit. I guess I'm gonna die a virgin after all."

What would you do if you woke up one morning and you were in a room with a bunch of different equipment and someone told you that they had paid to kill you?

(lolz, I was gonna use this for the bomb one, but it works anyways. X3)

i'd tell them to slap me awake.. i've been sleeping with my sister again..

what would you do if the world became furry overnight? (bonus.. what would be the first thing you do?)

Touch myself. Then go out and see everyone else's reactions.

What would you do if you admitted your worst secret by mistake?

If I became a furry overnight, I would stop going to school and I would go to hollywood so that I could be a movie star. There wouldn't be any competition for furry movie stars.

worst mistake.. what worst mistake..? *shifty eyes*

what would you do if you were raped by a male relative?

See them brought to justice.

What would you do if someone in a trenchcoat came up to you and offered you free candy?

I would try to make friends with them becouse thats what you do when a complete shady stranger comes and offers you candy, you make friends with them XD

What would you do if this forum either A) grew extremely popular and put on a news report on television. or B) suddenly died a horrific death. 0..0

I would record the show.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that you were married to some of the sex that you're not attracted to and you had been happily married for three years and you now had amnesia?

I would have amnesia which means I wouldn't remember I wasn't attracted to them and whatever my new spouse told me I would take as the truth.

What would you do if you suddenly found out your the last man/woman on earth?

Raid the sex shops for 'toys'.

What would you do if a madman pointed a shotgun at you?

I'd hope their was someone next to me to use as a meat shield

What would you do if pirates raided your town/city/place of your residence?

Employ ninjas. Ninjas kick pirate butt.

What would you do if you discovered a genie?

I would get my three wishes
1. Wish I had wings for flight
2. Make the world like that in the pokemon games/anime
3. Make vore possible

(some good wishes there :3)

What would you do if your computer got a mind of its own and started plotting world domination?

unplug it then sell it on ebay

what if you were a narcaleptic insomniac?

I'd call Ripley's Believe it or Not.....because thats gotta be really unusual XD

What would you do if you had a Tazmainian Devil in your pants?

Scream like Phoenix in the "Boot to the Head" sketch.

What would you do if someone stole your face?

i'd steal it back....

what would you do if you met the one true person you cared about and they punched you in the nose?

Work past it, because that isn't enough to destroy love...

What would you do if a pack of wolves showed up on your street?

Tame them as my personal attack dogs

What would you do if you fell off a cliff?

use my ninja skills to land safely

what would you do if vore was posible?

Eat you.

What would you do if Pokemon were real?

Get it on with them. Duh!

What would you do if I started editing your posts to make you look stupid? (Hypothetically, of course...)