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Post by AaronScales on April 29th 2010, 1:42 pm

This one's pretty easy. grab the person who posts before you, and turn them into some kind of food.

Since I'm the first poster, I choose someone at random.

*Grabs Jessen and maked rotisserie roasted Giratina*

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Post by Milky on April 29th 2010, 2:41 pm

ummm like this?

*grabs aaron and bakes him in a pie filled with gravy*

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Post by AaronScales on April 29th 2010, 2:44 pm

Yep

*Grabs Milky and grills him into a hamber and puts him between some giant buns*

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Post by Milky on April 29th 2010, 2:51 pm

(xD didn't take long for me to be a burger)

*grabs Aaron and slow roasts him with some root veg and surves with a red wine jue

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Anthan on April 29th 2010, 5:23 pm

Puts Milky in a casserole.


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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on April 29th 2010, 5:54 pm

*Grabs Anthan and uses him as an ingredient in my homemade taro flavored ice cream*


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You're doing it wrong.

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Post by foxyumbreon on April 29th 2010, 7:58 pm

*shrinks Ziel with a pepper-flavored shrinking powder, and then plops him into a pot as an ingredient in some beef stew*

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Post by Neil on April 29th 2010, 8:18 pm

*Slices up foxy to use as a powder to coat my tempura with*


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Post by Shadowfang on April 29th 2010, 8:32 pm

*grabs Zielregen and tosses him in a big pot of real Ramen with spicy peppers and other hot ingredients*

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Post by AaronScales on April 29th 2010, 8:36 pm

*Grab Shadowfang, ties her legs to her body and stuffs her tailhole with bread crumb, a apple in her mouth, and oven roasts her.*

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Post by Shadowfang on April 29th 2010, 9:17 pm

*grabs Aaron and puts him in one of those huge pig roasters to slow roast after being seasoned with salt, pepper and Old bay seasoning*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on April 29th 2010, 9:29 pm

*Grabs Shadowfang, uses one of Spore's potions to turn her into a boy and cuts off her cock. then I boil it, and throw it in a hotdog bun with some katchup and relish while the rest of her(or should I say his) body gets deep fried into french fries*

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Post by zearo on April 29th 2010, 10:38 pm

*grabs Arron and sticks an apple in his maw and shoves him into a stove for a roast*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Josh the Meowth on April 30th 2010, 5:21 am

*grabs Zearo and chops him up into some nice fruit juice*

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Post by Milky on April 30th 2010, 5:25 am

*grabs Josh and frys him with some onions,green and red peepers and puts him in a tortilla wrap*

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Post by Josh the Meowth on April 30th 2010, 5:33 am

*grabs Milky and barbecues him with extra steak sauce*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on April 30th 2010, 1:48 pm

*Grabs Josh and flambes him with vodka...and also throw in a few vegetables as well...and rice*


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You're doing it wrong.

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Post by foxyumbreon on April 30th 2010, 8:45 pm

*grabs Zeil, deep fries him, and then wraps him in a seaweed wrap after tying his limbs to his body with noodles*

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Post by AaronScales on April 30th 2010, 8:50 pm

*Grab Foxyumbreon and hogties him. Then I fry him up with some onion and garlic, and plop him in a pot of tomato suace to simmer. then I pour him and the sauce over some pasta*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on April 30th 2010, 8:59 pm

*Grabs Aaron and removes all the shell, then plainly boil, add a bit of soup broth, and serve*


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Post by foxyumbreon on April 30th 2010, 9:07 pm

*grabs Ziel and drops him into a pan. Then breaks a few eggs into the pan and stirs them into scrambled eggs, mixing Ziel into them, adding some pepper about halfway through the cooking process*

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Post by Neil on April 30th 2010, 9:12 pm

*Grabs foxy and covers in hot grease, puts him under two large hamburger buns*

COME AND GET YOU NICE BIG MC'DONALDS BRAND SANDVITCH!


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Post by AaronScales on April 30th 2010, 9:14 pm

*Grabs Zielregen, fries him up in oil, them mashes him up and stuffs him into a crunchy taco shell. I add some lettuce, tomato and cheese*

Think out side the bun XD

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Post by Neil on April 30th 2010, 9:20 pm

*Tosses Aaron into a bowl, mixes it with chicken and flour, and deep fries it*

It's deep fried chicken with a surprise inside!


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Post by foxyumbreon on April 30th 2010, 11:52 pm

*transforms into a flareon and gobbles up Ziel, leaving him to cook inside of my super-hot belly*

Who needs an oven?

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Post by Josh the Meowth on May 1st 2010, 12:00 am

*grabs foxy and puts him in a spit, flaming him over some nice hot coals and garnishing with some paprika and vinegar oil*

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Post by AaronScales on May 1st 2010, 12:28 am

*Grabs Josh, wraps him in gooey, cinnamon coated dough, and bakes him into a cinnamon bun*

nothin' says lovin' like a kitty from the oven

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Post by Neil on May 1st 2010, 7:52 am

*Grabs Aaron and forces him into a juicer*

Yeah...I'm plainly lazy.


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Post by foxyumbreon on May 1st 2010, 10:06 am

*grabs Ziel and stuffs him into a bread maker... Then pokes the bread maker while it kneads and bakes the prey into a fine loaf* Why do I keep getting you for dinner?

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Post by Milky on May 1st 2010, 1:21 pm

*grabs foxyumberon and rolls him up in rice and seaweed and seauves him up with other sushi stuff*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 1st 2010, 5:31 pm

*Grabs Milky, grinds him up, and puts it in my pho*


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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 1st 2010, 5:33 pm

Zielregen wrote:*Grabs Milky, grinds him up, and puts it in my pho*


The heck is pho?

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Post by Neil on May 1st 2010, 6:48 pm

AaronScales wrote:The heck is pho?

In a general statement, noodles. A food eaten in Southeast Asia, and I freakin' love it.

*Grabs Aaron and grinds him, puts him in a bou (or at least I think that's how it's spelled in English), and stuffs a quarter of a boiled egg along with Chinese sausage*


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Post by foxyumbreon on May 1st 2010, 9:02 pm

*grabs Ziel, stuffs a hose into his mouth, and fills him with melted marshmallow. Then drizzles him in melted chocolate, and traps him in a mold to keep him still until the chocolate hardens*

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Post by Neil on May 2nd 2010, 6:47 am

*Grabs foxy and stuff him with stuffing, then puts him in the oven until he is a nice golden brownish color*


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Post by foxyumbreon on May 2nd 2010, 12:18 pm

*grabs Ziel again and tosses him onto a grill, roughly massaging him to tenderize the meat as it cooks. Brushes barbeque sauce onto every inch of his body once the tenderizing is complete*

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Post by AaronScales on May 2nd 2010, 6:33 pm

*Grabs Foxy and fillets him like a pork chop, serving him with mashed potatos and gravy*

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Post by Neil on May 3rd 2010, 1:48 pm

*Grabs Aarons and force feeds him vegetables. Then stuffs into a pot and boils until the vegetables inside him sound cooked*


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Post by Ralinis on May 3rd 2010, 11:00 pm

*Grabs Zielregen, stuffs him in a giant marshmellow on a skewer, roasts him over an open fire, and then stuffs him in between a piece of chocolate and two graham crackers*

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Post by AaronScales on May 3rd 2010, 11:07 pm

*Grabs Ralinis and Smexs him. Then, after filling him with my seed, I dip him yellow cake batter and bake him*

Mmmm, Twinkeon ^^

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Post by Ralinis on May 3rd 2010, 11:11 pm

*grabs Aaron and smexs him back, and after filling him with my seed, i bake him.

mmmm, cream-filled, tire-shaped cake. XD

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Post by AaronScales on May 3rd 2010, 11:13 pm

I think that makes me a ring-ding ^^;

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Post by Ralinis on May 3rd 2010, 11:15 pm

more like a ring-ding doughnut. ^^

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Post by AaronScales on May 4th 2010, 1:27 am

*Grabs Ralinis and stuffs him with bread crumb stuffing before oven roasting him in gravy*

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Post by foxyumbreon on May 4th 2010, 8:56 am

*hypnotises Aaron and has him use rollout in place continusously until the he's cooked by the heat from the friction*

Yay for completely random ideas?

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Post by Magetorment on May 4th 2010, 9:01 am

Fear me!

*Bonces' Foxy on the head, shoves a stick up his bum, and dips him in chocolate.*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 4th 2010, 11:21 am

*Grabs Mage and throws him in a deep fat fryer*

Hey, who's up for kalamari?

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 4th 2010, 1:55 pm

*Grabs Aaron and grinds him. Then tosses a bit of garlic powder and a few other seasonings and mixes. Leaves under the sun to dry.*

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Post by Ralinis on May 4th 2010, 5:15 pm

hey! i wanted to cook aaron! *grabs Zielregen and throws him in a boiling pot of water, then adds in linguini, stirs, then adds cheese powder* one of the few things i know how to cook. XD

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 4th 2010, 5:21 pm

*Noogies Ralinis* IF you want to cook me so bad, then join my contest >u< *stuffs Him into a pot of potatos. Mashes, whips, surves and add gravy*

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