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Cook the poster above you!
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Cook the poster above you!
This one's pretty easy. grab the person who posts before you, and turn them into some kind of food.
Since I'm the first poster, I choose someone at random.
*Grabs Jessen and maked rotisserie roasted Giratina*
Since I'm the first poster, I choose someone at random.
*Grabs Jessen and maked rotisserie roasted Giratina*

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
ummm like this?
*grabs aaron and bakes him in a pie filled with gravy*
*grabs aaron and bakes him in a pie filled with gravy*

Milky- Umbreon's Dessert
- Age: 22
Species: Miltank
EXP: 2104
Number of posts: 718

Re: Cook the poster above you!
Yep
*Grabs Milky and grills him into a hamber and puts him between some giant buns*
*Grabs Milky and grills him into a hamber and puts him between some giant buns*

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
(xD didn't take long for me to be a burger)
*grabs Aaron and slow roasts him with some root veg and surves with a red wine jue
*grabs Aaron and slow roasts him with some root veg and surves with a red wine jue

Milky- Umbreon's Dessert
- Age: 22
Species: Miltank
EXP: 2104
Number of posts: 718

Re: Cook the poster above you!
Puts Milky in a casserole.

"Words have more power than anyone could have predicted. Be extremely careful when you use them." ~Zeus
"Umbreons are tasty, your arguement is invalid." ~Also Zeus

Anthan- The Dark in Light Places

- Age: 21
Species: Poochyena
EXP: 3300
Number of posts: 1072
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Anthan and uses him as an ingredient in my homemade taro flavored ice cream*

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*shrinks Ziel with a pepper-flavored shrinking powder, and then plops him into a pot as an ingredient in some beef stew*

foxyumbreon- Charizard's Main Course
- Age: 27
Species: Umbreon
EXP: 3668
Number of posts: 1563
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Slices up foxy to use as a powder to coat my tempura with*

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Zielregen and tosses him in a big pot of real Ramen with spicy peppers and other hot ingredients*

Shadowfang- No.1 Hyperactive Hybrid
- Age: 23
Species: Vaporsian (Persian Vaporeon hybrid)
EXP: 5138
Number of posts: 3688
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grab Shadowfang, ties her legs to her body and stuffs her tailhole with bread crumb, a apple in her mouth, and oven roasts her.*

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Aaron and puts him in one of those huge pig roasters to slow roast after being seasoned with salt, pepper and Old bay seasoning*

Shadowfang- No.1 Hyperactive Hybrid
- Age: 23
Species: Vaporsian (Persian Vaporeon hybrid)
EXP: 5138
Number of posts: 3688
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Shadowfang, uses one of Spore's potions to turn her into a boy and cuts off her cock. then I boil it, and throw it in a hotdog bun with some katchup and relish while the rest of her(or should I say his) body gets deep fried into french fries*

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Arron and sticks an apple in his maw and shoves him into a stove for a roast*

zearo- Flexible Hybrid
- Age: 22
Species: Feralitoise Shapeshifter
EXP: 6208
Number of posts: 4172

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Zearo and chops him up into some nice fruit juice*

Josh the Meowth- Arcanine's Entrée
- Age: 21
Species: Meowth
EXP: 3827
Number of posts: 1224

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Josh and frys him with some onions,green and red peepers and puts him in a tortilla wrap*

Milky- Umbreon's Dessert
- Age: 22
Species: Miltank
EXP: 2104
Number of posts: 718

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Milky and barbecues him with extra steak sauce*

Josh the Meowth- Arcanine's Entrée
- Age: 21
Species: Meowth
EXP: 3827
Number of posts: 1224

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Josh and flambes him with vodka...and also throw in a few vegetables as well...and rice*

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Zeil, deep fries him, and then wraps him in a seaweed wrap after tying his limbs to his body with noodles*

foxyumbreon- Charizard's Main Course
- Age: 27
Species: Umbreon
EXP: 3668
Number of posts: 1563
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grab Foxyumbreon and hogties him. Then I fry him up with some onion and garlic, and plop him in a pot of tomato suace to simmer. then I pour him and the sauce over some pasta*

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Aaron and removes all the shell, then plainly boil, add a bit of soup broth, and serve*

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Ziel and drops him into a pan. Then breaks a few eggs into the pan and stirs them into scrambled eggs, mixing Ziel into them, adding some pepper about halfway through the cooking process*

foxyumbreon- Charizard's Main Course
- Age: 27
Species: Umbreon
EXP: 3668
Number of posts: 1563
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs foxy and covers in hot grease, puts him under two large hamburger buns*
COME AND GET YOU NICE BIG MC'DONALDS BRAND SANDVITCH!
COME AND GET YOU NICE BIG MC'DONALDS BRAND SANDVITCH!

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Zielregen, fries him up in oil, them mashes him up and stuffs him into a crunchy taco shell. I add some lettuce, tomato and cheese*
Think out side the bun XD
Think out side the bun XD

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Tosses Aaron into a bowl, mixes it with chicken and flour, and deep fries it*
It's deep fried chicken with a surprise inside!
It's deep fried chicken with a surprise inside!

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*transforms into a flareon and gobbles up Ziel, leaving him to cook inside of my super-hot belly*
Who needs an oven?
Who needs an oven?

foxyumbreon- Charizard's Main Course
- Age: 27
Species: Umbreon
EXP: 3668
Number of posts: 1563
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs foxy and puts him in a spit, flaming him over some nice hot coals and garnishing with some paprika and vinegar oil*

Josh the Meowth- Arcanine's Entrée
- Age: 21
Species: Meowth
EXP: 3827
Number of posts: 1224

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Josh, wraps him in gooey, cinnamon coated dough, and bakes him into a cinnamon bun*
nothin' says lovin' like a kitty from the oven
nothin' says lovin' like a kitty from the oven

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Aaron and forces him into a juicer*
Yeah...I'm plainly lazy.
Yeah...I'm plainly lazy.

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Ziel and stuffs him into a bread maker... Then pokes the bread maker while it kneads and bakes the prey into a fine loaf* Why do I keep getting you for dinner?

foxyumbreon- Charizard's Main Course
- Age: 27
Species: Umbreon
EXP: 3668
Number of posts: 1563
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs foxyumberon and rolls him up in rice and seaweed and seauves him up with other sushi stuff*

Milky- Umbreon's Dessert
- Age: 22
Species: Miltank
EXP: 2104
Number of posts: 718

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Milky, grinds him up, and puts it in my pho*

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
Zielregen wrote:*Grabs Milky, grinds him up, and puts it in my pho*
The heck is pho?

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
AaronScales wrote:The heck is pho?
In a general statement, noodles. A food eaten in Southeast Asia, and I freakin' love it.
*Grabs Aaron and grinds him, puts him in a bou (or at least I think that's how it's spelled in English), and stuffs a quarter of a boiled egg along with Chinese sausage*

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Ziel, stuffs a hose into his mouth, and fills him with melted marshmallow. Then drizzles him in melted chocolate, and traps him in a mold to keep him still until the chocolate hardens*

foxyumbreon- Charizard's Main Course
- Age: 27
Species: Umbreon
EXP: 3668
Number of posts: 1563
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs foxy and stuff him with stuffing, then puts him in the oven until he is a nice golden brownish color*

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Ziel again and tosses him onto a grill, roughly massaging him to tenderize the meat as it cooks. Brushes barbeque sauce onto every inch of his body once the tenderizing is complete*

foxyumbreon- Charizard's Main Course
- Age: 27
Species: Umbreon
EXP: 3668
Number of posts: 1563
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Foxy and fillets him like a pork chop, serving him with mashed potatos and gravy*

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Aarons and force feeds him vegetables. Then stuffs into a pot and boils until the vegetables inside him sound cooked*

Rule number one of life, follow every rule.

You're doing it wrong.
Rule number two of life, there are no rules.

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Zielregen, stuffs him in a giant marshmellow on a skewer, roasts him over an open fire, and then stuffs him in between a piece of chocolate and two graham crackers*

Ralinis- Donphan's Drakeon Dessert
- Age: 22
Species: Drakeon
EXP: 8194
Number of posts: 6894
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Ralinis and Smexs him. Then, after filling him with my seed, I dip him yellow cake batter and bake him*
Mmmm, Twinkeon ^^
Mmmm, Twinkeon ^^

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*grabs Aaron and smexs him back, and after filling him with my seed, i bake him.
mmmm, cream-filled, tire-shaped cake. XD
mmmm, cream-filled, tire-shaped cake. XD

Ralinis- Donphan's Drakeon Dessert
- Age: 22
Species: Drakeon
EXP: 8194
Number of posts: 6894
Re: Cook the poster above you!
I think that makes me a ring-ding ^^;

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
more like a ring-ding doughnut. ^^

Ralinis- Donphan's Drakeon Dessert
- Age: 22
Species: Drakeon
EXP: 8194
Number of posts: 6894
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Ralinis and stuffs him with bread crumb stuffing before oven roasting him in gravy*

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*hypnotises Aaron and has him use rollout in place continusously until the he's cooked by the heat from the friction*
Yay for completely random ideas?
Yay for completely random ideas?

foxyumbreon- Charizard's Main Course
- Age: 27
Species: Umbreon
EXP: 3668
Number of posts: 1563
Re: Cook the poster above you!
Fear me!
*Bonces' Foxy on the head, shoves a stick up his bum, and dips him in chocolate.*
*Bonces' Foxy on the head, shoves a stick up his bum, and dips him in chocolate.*

Magetorment- Arcanine's Entrée
- Age: 23
Species: Octillery/Octopus, depends on where you find me
EXP: 2342
Number of posts: 1126
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Mage and throws him in a deep fat fryer*
Hey, who's up for kalamari?
Hey, who's up for kalamari?

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Grabs Aaron and grinds him. Then tosses a bit of garlic powder and a few other seasonings and mixes. Leaves under the sun to dry.*

Neil- Destroyer of the 4th Wall

- Age: 19
Species: Zangoose (Cat Ferret Thing)
EXP: 1820
Number of posts: 1551

Re: Cook the poster above you!
hey! i wanted to cook aaron! *grabs Zielregen and throws him in a boiling pot of water, then adds in linguini, stirs, then adds cheese powder* one of the few things i know how to cook. XD

Ralinis- Donphan's Drakeon Dessert
- Age: 22
Species: Drakeon
EXP: 8194
Number of posts: 6894
Re: Cook the poster above you!
*Noogies Ralinis* IF you want to cook me so bad, then join my contest >u< *stuffs Him into a pot of potatos. Mashes, whips, surves and add gravy*

AaronScales- Armored Master of the Roast
- Age: 21
Species: Donphan
EXP: 7700
Number of posts: 6568

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