Cook the poster above you!

*Roasts Dragonaris on a really looooooooooooooooong metal spit*

Just roasts Aaron and the bird

*My human form grabs Chewya and bakes her like a cake* why do I always get ignored? -.-;

(brain fart)
You are not worthy of cooking! *tosses into trash*

*The three of me jump chewya and her friends and roast them up...then we throw them out.* You mess with one of us you mess with us all!

takes aaron, puts him in a food processor, and bakes into calzones, which I then sell on the street

Snake on a stick

pichu sushi, sprinkled with ralts horn

dragon roll with seaweed, rice and her eggs.

roasts all, replaces the ralts horn with watermelon, and frosts, coats the pichu in strawberry jelly, and serves both an a bayleaf leaf

Cuts top of skull off while alive. You can eat the brain fresh. Then the body is cut up and eaten on a silver platter with special cajun spice.

Ralts heart, pichu liver, and a special mix of vegetables, served in a bayleaf stomach

Umm...can ge get back to cooking each other whole please?

*Grabs Dragonaris, knots her tail up and roasts her in the oven*

rolls aaron into a pot, puts in some special herbs, and stews him with the bird-human-thingy

*Grabs Dragonaris and skewer her and rost her over a open fire*

Screw the rulez I have money!
*swallows eevee wholes raw*

Vepiquen has a comb full of honey and juice.
Ninjask is a bug to be aten when boiled.
Smearglewill be spit roasted while marinating then be popped into more roasring then bioled down wih some of the Ninjask and Vepiquen meat.
Lucario is special. He will be spit roasted with an apple in his mouth. The Ninjask will be eaten by the Smeargle which will be eaten by the Vespiquen which will be stuffed into the Lucario for multiple meals in one.

stuff the ralts up the bayleaf's but, curl up the pichu, and put it the bayleaf's mouth like an apple, then roast all three together.

Foce your Tail down your mout and be a roll nice to eat.

*kneads all three into a wad of dough and bakes into a giant bread ball*

Cooked with assorted foods stuffed inside body.

*tosses Chewya into a cage and lowers the cage into a pot of boiling oil and grease*

I will skin you, wrap the skin around food, fatten you up then put bread crumbs all around you and stick it on with various ingredients. Then I'll fry you up and leave you out to dry put you back in the fry and viola!

put chewy on 2 pieces of bread smothers in cheese and swallows whole

Eevee roast with cajones soup (ball soup. Your balls. Where the sperm some from)

Pushes ralts in to your slit ,Chops pichu up and speads the meat on and around you rost you for about 1hr.

Chop up bayleay and seave for the side salad

I call it Chewya ala Pichu with salad.

Rolls in scauce, tosses in salad

Makes a good coffes and assorted drinks and use that cup in the corner.

Fire roasts pei for another coffee joke.

Coffee blendiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have coffee too!

Not coffie, COOKING!

Well making drinks counts as cooking in a way because your mixing ingreadiends for something edible. Food is anything that can be eaten so i am cooking.

*boils Chewya in a coffee broth* Chufee stew! Dinner for those who gotta stay up all night.

roasted on an open cherrywood fire. fattened up prime

Stuff Pichu into a doughnut, and call it strawberry, put the Bayleaf in a peanut-butter sandwich and call it peanut-butter and banana sandwich, and and serve the Ralts as a mushroom.

Wrap you in a wheel fry you up as a snake ball

Throw all three on a skillet

All of your bones removed. You all are boiled down in a stew with pork, chicken, turkey. and AaronScales. Serve with bread and COFFEE ! (yes the coffee is on the side as a drink to go along with the meal) Garnish with assorted herbs.

*dices up bayleef to use as an herb to sprinkle atop pichu before popping the red morsel into an oven*

*pops apple in umbreon's mouth and dresses and puts in over*

Puts into a martini. Drink the Martini and they will reappear inside you Micro sized as well as being cooked with all your favorite spices. But you must drink the martini.

*drizzles melted cheese over Chewya, and then sprinkles her with breading. Then stuffs her with a farfetch'd meat stuffing, and bakes her in an oven. Serves her on a vegetable platter, her roasted body dripping with gravy*

Hog tied then slow smoked over a red wood fire pit. Fill the Umbreon with assorted food and continue to roast. Brown the skin and viola.

*lights the leaf on bayleef's head on fire, and uses it to roast pichu on a spit*

Rolls in eggs and seasoning. Spreads bredding on body and forces in a spit. Then tossed into cooking oil.

"Grabs Chewya, and deepfries." Oh, and don't forget the rapies. everything tastes better with rabies. Yay rapies!

Celr into ball. Bakes. Breads. Shes a stick through the center. Donphan on a stick

*gathers together all of chewya's characters, and uses them as the toppings for a really large pizza*

Rolls into a bun and bakes meat bread.