Cook the poster above you!

*Sandwhiches Chewya tightly between two heated gridirons until fully cooked, drizzling occasionally with sauce to keep the meat moist and flavorful*

grilles and makes a burger.

*Pads a thick layer of rice onto Chewya, using melted marshmallow to make sure it sticks, and then boils*

puts in a blender and turns into ice cream.

*Plops Chewya into a pot of sauce that's so spicy, it cooks her all the way through without having to be heated*

*Covers foxy with red bean paste and stuffs him into some bread. Shoves into the oven and done.*

DORA-YAKI FTW!

breaks up puts in food processor, and blends into Ramen Noodles.

two words: POT PIE!

*bakes, roasts, boils, grills, and fries all the characters displayed on Loko's avatar into a fabulous feast*

*brakes smash ball and gives to kirby* OH SHI... *gets cooked too*

*signs Loko up to be cooked as a demonstration on an infomercial advertising some sort of revolutionary cooking device*

*cooks foxyumbreon into a pudding*

Bakes into my famous Chocolate Pancake Cupcakes. Dont sink to the bottom.

Makes...INVADER CAKES Nature Flavor

*modifies Gir into an oven and tosses you inside to bake*

*Grabs and stuffs. then roasts in ovrn untill brown and serves with Tacos!*

*grabs you and drags you into the oven with me as you do, getting us both stuck in the oven as we struggle. When another one of the chefs walks by and sees the recipe book on the table, he assumes you're being cooked to be used as the meat in the planned tacos, and prepares you as such alongside me when we're both done cooking*

I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A HOTDOG AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

...deep fried Eevee. Hmm... o.o

Puts you into a pot of boiling water, and then inflates the ring around your neck so that it presses tightly against the rim of the pot to keep you in place. Just to be a tease, starts to dress your explosed head with various food items to pass the time until you're done cooking.

I like the above! But unfortunately, I'm hungry for something light, so I slather you in batter and put you in a bread loaf so you're finished, wiggling within a tight, Umbreon-shaped bread loaf.

put you one a salad with lite ranch and eat you that way.

What? A salad? Really? Such a waste of deliciousness. D:

An Eevee is good on the barbeque, cover closed over and letting you cook for a long time with low heat to make sure the sauce soaks and you're nice and tender. Serve with mashed potatoes and possibly play with the "placement" of the potatoes around and in the Eevee. Now that's maximum flavor and soft, tasty meat. <3

Sets your tails into the hold of a pair of short-lengthed metal extensions coming out from the top a cylindrical metal tube. The inside of the tube is lined with heated rods, and you're left dangling upside-down by your spread tails being held by the aforementioned arm-like extensions. Your tails are held apart quite tightly, so they aren't even the least bit limp. The arms rotate around alongside the inner rim of the cylinder-shaped oven, rotating your body along with them. The lid of the device has a small hole in it through which I drizzle your body with barbeque sauce as you bake.

Hee, foxyumbreon, you'd make a great pred with ideas like that...if you feel the need... ;3

But, I suppose with you being held by your feet, dangling freely and completely shaved as your bindings stagger in an automatic process to slowly move you through a large oven-like tunnel, a large window allowing everyone to see your transformation into a well cooked meal, various basting arms making sure to keep you moist and hydrated as you move through to be impaled halfway on a shiskabob of other bits of cooked meat for a large, legendary connoisseur, you won't have to worry about that. ^^

Stuffs you with rare candies to make you nice and plump, as well as larger as a result of the evolution that comes as a result of being force-fed a large number of rare candies. Then puts you on a covered pan and bakes you in an oven, basting you every hour or so until you're cooked into a delicious tan. Tops things off by placing your roasted body upon the center of a vegetable platter, cramming an apple into your mouth, and slipping leg frills onto your paws.

Well, if I get to you first before you get me Floatzeled, I might be lazy and just slather you in a marinara sauce, wedge you in a sub bun I'd smeared with garlic butter on the insides, and send you through a rolling toaster. Mm...toasted umbreon marinara sub. <3

Throws you into an oven. Then transforms into a rotom, and merges with the oven while you're baking inside. I then occasionally lick over you as you cook, to both keep you from drying out, and to keep track of when you flavor is just right to be removed and eaten.

*Bakes into BIG cupcake, frosts, sticks a candle into the blob of frosting on your head (which it sticking out of the top of the cupcake) and light it. everyone sings to me before I blow out the candle, remove it, and eat you in one bite*

Ties Aaron up and tosses him into a shower. Then rigs the shower so that it will spray out beef broth, and has it spray over the bound up donphan at a temperature hot enough to cook the captured pokemon.

HyperTails wrote:I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A HOTDOG AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

lol i cant healp but laugh lol times 12

*Grabs Snake and tosses him into a pot of water to boil. Then slides him into a long fresh baked bun and squrts him with ketchup and relish.* Posting in his thread means you're joining this game, and that makes you fair game ^^

Grabs Aaron, put chocolate chips on him, and bakes him to get warm fresh cookies;just out of the oven.


YUMMY!!!


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*Grabs Dadavis and dips him in gingerbread batter and bakes him into a lawn stastu for my big gingerbread house* Merry Christmas! ^^

*ties up Aaron and puts him in the grill, occasionally dabbing him with BRBQ sause to get good flavor, then serves him with a side of corn and rice* Merry Christmas to you too!

*Tosses Pual into big pot, making idel chit-chat as he boils* Hey, Pual, you still interested in being in my Multiverse RP?

*hops into Aaron's avatar, and tackles the donphan away. This strike knocks off his hat, causing it to twirl in the air in a cartoonish manner. I sit underneath where the hat is spinning in place so that it falls right in place atop my head when it's done suspending itself in midair. Then ties up the donphan and tosses him into a closet before resuming the cooking of the meal that's already begun, taking full credit for the two dishes when they're completed*

Takes foxyumbreon dyes 'em red and white, and twists you up make tasty candy canes!



Happy Holidays to everyone at HPF!!!



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Grabs the Pichu and throws him into a shredder and puts it on my ice cream, "Pichu sprinkled ice cream anyone?"

(I dun feel like cooking D<)

*Grabs Meo and trusses her up, stuffs an apple in her mouth and slides her into the ovento roast* If you don't feel like cooking, then what are you doing poing in a cooking based game?

(I unno Lol)

Takes out a pot filled with water and shoves Aaron into it, she adds carrots and other vegetables O_o... "Aarot Veggie Stew~"

i don't know how to cook but i guess i could give it a shot grabs vulpix throws her in a steamer along with a lot of veg

Cuts the limbs and head and wings off Wikki and boils in hot water, "Anyone want boiled egg?"

but before she dismembered her she used wish and it was granted she was alive and vulpix was in the pot again but this time she locked it.

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^ I do not know what that is.

(Wikki..)

She threw the Egg Pokemon into the pot once again, "Fine stew."

*cuts off Meo's tails, shaves them, and grills them. During this time, the rest of the vulpix meat is tied up, and left to marinate. Once they're grilled, and coated in spicy barbeque sauce, I serve them up as appetizers while the rest of the vulpix is stuffed with ground up vegetables and meat, and then tossed into an oven specially designed for cooking fire-type pokemon fast. The main dish is finished cooking by the time the delicious appetizers are all finished being devoured. The vulpix roast is removed from the oven, gagged with a green apple, and coated with ketchup before being eaten up*

*binds limbs and gags you with an apple, I lick over you fur to taste before shaving it all off, then slobber you up again to taste, finding I need to add a few spices such as paprika and a few peppers to really get that skin spicy. I spice these up as well adding a bit of salt. As a vaporeon (though my icon doesn't show it x3 ) I jump into a vat of spices and other mixes and mix with it, now a spiceporeon! then I walk to your face and smile as you struggle infront of me. I lick your face pleasingly a few times, watching as you squirm before I open my muzzle wide and consume you. After you're inside of me I begin to melt and you absorb my water through every pour and opening in your body. EVERY opening. Soon my watery self finds its way through every inch of you, leaving a little bit of the spices behind. When I come out, I do so through the rear exit and I'm completely clean of spices, having left them all in you. Then I add a pikavee (james) and stuff him up your bum with plenty of other stuffings and watch as your stomach fills. Then over an open roast fire I set you to cook, allowing everyone to enjoy your smells and watch as your skin slowly browns.

Straps a powerful shock collar around your neck, and then drops you into a large cauldron. Every time you try to climb out, or don't listen to what I demand of you, the collar sends a very powerful electric charge through your vulnerable watery body. I start by feeding you a small pill, the effects of which I do not explain. The pill dissolves almost immediately after being consumed. Afterwards, the pot is filled about halfway with water so that you may merge with the liquid using your special talents as a vaporeon. I order you to do so, and to not reform until I command you. The collar comes off after you merge into the water, but its affects are still in place. I start a fire at the base of the cauldron to get the water simmering, and then toss in some powder to turn the entirety of the water within the pot into a chicken-flavored broth. A very large, wooden spoon is used to mix it around. Once the water has reached a boil, I toss in some sliced carrots and potatoes, stir again with the spoon, and then apply a lid to cover the soup. You're left to boil, unable to return to your physical state, for an hour. The item in which you are confined has special properties that prevent the escape of any steam, and turns it back into heated water, so nothing is wasted through the cooking process. When the hour has passed, I return, extinguish the fire, and pour the mixture out into a large, glass cooking sheet. The sheet is large enough for the contents of the cauldron to fit within while boasting only an inch of water depth. You are then demanded you reform. The effect of the pill given to you before is made clear, as your reformation absorbs all the water, not just the water that originally came from your body. The collar is still around your neck as you lie there, steaming hot, much larger than your original size, and your body is stuffed with veggies here and there; from in your gut where they would normally be, to even being found in your limbs. Your color has been altered because of the chicken broth, and you're ready to be eaten.

*In cartoon fasion, I push up the skn onmy arms like I'm rolling up my sleeves, exposing human arms underneath* Well, with big posts like this, I can't let myself be out done. *My arms go back to normal and I push Aster's wall of text over and use it to make a huge fire pit. Then I grab him and tie him up, baste him in oil and sauce, stuff his tailhole full of stuffing and cork with with a carrot. I then stuff an appe in your mouth and and slide a Pinapple rong around your tail to rest on your rump. I lay you on a roasting pan, surrpound you with veggies and slide you over the fire. I then hold a big bonfire party for eveyone on the HPF while I wait for you o cook, everyone enjoying the smell of roasting Umbreon. Once everyone goes home, I take your perfectly roasted body off of the fire, set you on the platter and put yu on a well set table for a candal light dinner. I tie my napkin on around my neck and and swallow you whole, dotting the juice off of my lips with my napkin when I'm done.* Mmmm, wonderfull meal ^^

It's been a week now since all three of your characters were captured, bound up, and placed into my dungeon. They all know they're going to be used for dinner, but have been kept alive with this knowledge to torment them. They've been well fed to stay plump, being forcefed when they would refuse. The day finally came when it was time for the feast. The hungry umbreon takes all three of his preys up to the kitchen in shackles so that they may be prepared as a three course meal. The each sport a collar around their neck. The human's collar has 'Appetizer, the collar of the donphan is labeled 'Dinner', and the name given to the bird is 'Dessert'. Appetizer is shoved into an oven to be roasted, and Dessert is forced into a large freezer. Dinner has his legs and trunk bound to his body, and is placed in a pan of bitter marinade. Using a ladel, I baste Dinner with the marinade while waiting for Appetizer to finish cooking. I hear the ding of the oven, and leave Dinner to soak so that I may finish preparing Appetizer. The roasted meat of what was once a man is slid from the oven, and placed onto a table. Dinner is transfered to the oven, and the heat is turned up. Grabbing hold of a very large butcher knife, I return to Appetizer and proceed to chop him up. I then remove all of the undesireables such as bones from the meat, and then send the slices through a meat grinder. The grinder reduces the meat into a powder, that is then sprinkled on an already prepared salad. I eat the salad while I wait for Dinner to finish baking. The oven dings again, shortly after I'm finished with the salad. Dinner is tan and steaming when he's pulled from the oven. Already passed out, he's completely unaware of his body being stuffed with turkey stuffing, both through the mouth and up the ass. I force in as much stuffing as I can fit into the now bloated body of the donphan. I then proceed to swallow him whole, which takes some time. By now, my stomach is very bloated, but I still manage to force myself over to the freezer. Dessert is completely frozen by now. I break his frozen body into pieces, and sprinkle the pieces onto a very large icecream sundae that had been sitting in the freezer, prepared with all the trimmings except for the chocolate sauce that is added atop the sprinkled bird pieces. Already quite full, I take my time enjoying the dessert as I eat it with a spoon. To make sure it doesn't melt, I occasionally give it a gentle blast of Icy Wind from my mouth.