Cook the poster above you!

Staring at the tied and gagged Umbreon on the kitchen counter, I look down at my cookbook, flicking through its pages slowly. I remember seeing something about Umbreon's somewhere and prayed that it was something that I could actually cook. Finally finding the right page my stomach growled and rumbled in annoyance, wanting what it had to wait for. Frown at how complex the recipe appeared to be I toss the book behind my shoulder. Glaring down at you I run my hand across your body, starting from your rear and moving towards your neck. Pushing the whole of the kitchen away in some crazy cartoon way, the scene is replaced with that of a huge factory, a chocolate factory to be precise. With my plans of having a Roast Umbreon for dinner appearing too complex for my culinary skills, I might as well satisfy my all mighty sweet tooth.
Sporting a purple snazzy outfit (along with a cool top hat) and a cane, I walk smoothly towards you. Still tied and gagged just the way I want you to be, a hose appears out of nowhere as I lower it down to your mouth, shoving it in before turning the nearby handle. Rich, creamy chocolate began to shoot out of it, straight into your mouth and down to your stomach, filling you up as much as possible. Rubbing your belly to see if you were indeed ready, I poke and jiggle it before running off across the room, swinging my cane as I do so. Once at a large control panel I press a tiny red button suddenly causing the floor below you to start to move away, exposing a vat filled with a stupidly large amount of milk chocolate. Pressing an oversized green button that was next to the red one, the counter you are still attached to starts to move down. Slowly and slowly you move downwards until finally you are completely engulfed by the white goo. Waiting for around ten seconds I pull you back up before dunking you straight down again for about a minute. Deeming you possibly unconscious I bring you back up for good. Tearing off my purple clothes I reveal my normal clothes underneath them as the chocolate factory melts away to reveal my kitchen once again. Instead of you being placed on the counter though, your placed inside my oven, being baked slowly on the highest temperature. Tapping my foot impatiently I wait until your finally ready... for stage two! Pulling you out the oven and pushing you out onto my counter, I pull out a tube filled with special icing. Proceeding to decorate your body I start with your eyes as I fill them in as life-like as possible, trying so hard to resist the urge to start eating you. Changing from icing to chocolate, I spread the gold coloured white chocolate over your body, trying to emulate your fur patterns. Once I was finished with the white chocolate, I made sure to grab the red icing again, spreading an overly happy smiley face where your mouth would have been if it were not coated with chocolate. Staring at my masterpiece I nod, the bloated effect I placed you under defiantly looked good. Deeming that at this time, a Chocolate-coated Umbreon to be better then a delicious, succulent, mouth-watering roast I smile. Without further delay I cram your stiff head into my maw, swallowing and working down your chocolatey being, lapping and moaning at the taste. Hoping my extreme-strong, long lasting chocolate would be able to bear the heat from inside of me I continue eating my gluttonous snack. Within minutes more then half of your form had disappeared inside of me; shortly after that the only visible evidence of you from the outside was the large bulge on my gut, which was being patted and rubbed loving as I let out a content sigh.

(Yup, this is what happens when I stay up until almost 4 in the morning... a very long topic reply about chocolate)

*I switch to my mobian form and grab Tyler, setting him on my kitchen counter, wearing nothing but the ropes binding his arms and legs into a kneeling position. I hum happily to myself as I lub him up with butter bfore stuffing him with bread crumb stuffing. I then baste him in cooking oil and lay him in a roasting pan with Potatoes and veggies. I cork his rump with a carrot and gag his mouth with an apple before sliding him into the oven to roast. I start on a lower temp to let him get used to it, and slowly trn it higher and higher untill it's all the way up to 300 without causeing him pain. I then pull out his roasted body and serve him on a platter to my whole fammily. I say a quick grace, and then we all dig in, reducing the roast to nothing but bones in no time*

*feeds a mawile a dose of my growth potion, and then slays said mawile. I remove its horn before I trap you inside, sealing the horn shut with a torch. With you sealed in, the horn of the fallen mawile is attached to a rotisserie mounted over an open flame. You proceed to cook inside the horn as the heat seeps through*

Grabs Fox and then throws the umbreon into a large bowl filled with flour and dugar and chocolate and all for a cake, she drools for a moment and then mixes you up into the cake batter and then pours you into a square pan.. shoves you into my oven and leaves your out on window... Where you would be stolen and eaten.

*Hypnotises you so you think you've been cooked, and then sticks you in a costume of a roast*

*Grabs the the umbreon and stuffs him into some cake batter and then bakes it until it's light brown and decorates the umbreon cake*

*Chopping up ingredients and dashing in some herbs and spices I throw you into a very large cauldren of boiling hot water. Closing the lid over you I weld it shut. Lighting a fire at the bottom I wait until your cooked, taking you out I serve Feralitoise Soup to other hungry Pokemon*

*Grabs Tyler and shoves an apple in his mouth before dunking him in caramel. I then roast him in the oven, and the caraml hardens.* Mmmm, making myself hungry just thinking that up ^^

*shoves a juicy apple inside Aaron's mouth, smoothers him with basing stuff and tasty seasonings before dumping him into the oven. Playing a game to pass the time I seemingly forget I had a tasty Donphan cooking in the oven. Returning later I am horrified to see that he is all charred and burnt, completely ruined. I sigh and poke at him, wondering whether or not to eat him before frowning, pushing him into the wastebin.* Oh well, I can try again with another... ^^'

*shackles you to the floor, and then injects you with a serum that causes you to uncontrollably fire off your flamethrower every few moments. I then place a wobbuffet directly in your line of fire. The wobbuffet uses mirror coat against every flamethrower launched, sending the amplified flames right back against you until you're cooked by your own attack*

Grabs the umbreon and makes tasty steak



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*cuts you apart, and uses your well shaped head and torso to make a couple of meatballs*

Chops you up and makes a steak!

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*Grabs you, along with a bunch of other pichu, and dips you all in chocolate to sell at Easter*

*Shoves fox into a deep fryer and coats with bread crumbs and cheeses, then cooks ziti and places on tray with fried umbreon and adds spices*

*uses the lucario as riolu stuffing (you read that correctly), then shaves, bastes, and throws the bloated riolu into the oven to bake*

Chops up and makes a plater of sushi.

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Puts up a stick trough the Pichu and starts cooking roasted mice.

*Cuts off your tail, and then cuts it into two pieces. Ties one half around your chest, binding your arms and wings to your body. Uses the other half to tie your legs together at the ankles. Then shackles your neck to a cooking sheet, and slides you into an oven. When you're finished cooking, you're placed onto a platter, sprinkled with garlic powder, and gagged with an apple*

Grabe the Umbreon, ties you up, puts you between two pieces of bread and eats a umbreon and cheese sandwitch.

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I knock out Davis, slather barbecue sauce all over the Pichu, cover him in bread crumbs, crushed croutons and possibly cheese(depending on your palate), drown him in soy sauce, and leave him to marinate for about 3 days. Then, I let him cook in the oven on 400 degrees Fahrenheit(200 Celsius) for about 20 minutes, then I let him cook at 350 for another half-hour until he's nice, crispy, and golden-brown. He'll end up being served with some rice, veggies, and sliced potatoes. I think he'll make about 4 servings(I suck with estimations)?

*Grabs Max and yiffs him several times untill his belly is bloated with cum. Then I cork his tail hole with dough and baste him in sugary glaze. I then bake him on high before letting him cool and painting chocolate frosting on his back* Mmmm Cream filled, My favorite XD

(I'm a girl!)
Grabs AaronScales stufs him with mashed potatos and turkey and have a five star meal.

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*tosses the pichu into a pot of boiling chocolate, and cooks casually as though she were being prepared in a pot of boiling water*

*grabs the umbreon and covers him in chocoate and marshmellows and places him on a giant grahm cracker and places it over a flame and lets the treats melt and place another giant grahm cracker onto*

*Grabs Zearo and shoves a long stick up his butt before putting him into a heart shaped mold. I pour in quick harding chocolate andmakehim into a bit heartshaped chocolate lollipop for Valentine's day* ^^

Makes Aaron use roll-out to roll into a big ball of chocolate ice cream.Yummy.


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*Ties up the Pichu, Shishkebabs (Or however you spell that) it then roasts it over an open flame*

(Sorry Draco, I read through the posts, and mine is kind of similar to yours.)

Takes the umbreon and makes a hot dog


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*Drops the pichu down a long chute, facing downward so she can see the sharpened fan blades drawing ever nearer. The high rotation speed of them allows the pichu to be sliced into countless, thin strips of meat. The cuts land upon a conveyor belt leading through a heated chamber where they're cooked. The slices are then packaged up and sold at a local market*

-Ties Umbreon up and tosses on Bacon strips and Brown sugar over him. Tosses him in oven cooking him up, Candied Bacon and Umbreon-

*roasts the linoone in an oven, then carefully coats him in a couple differently colored sauces so he looks like a normal linoone lieing on the plate*

*grabs the umbreon and coats him with melted marshmellows and lets it harden a bit for a peep with an umbreon center*

*shoves the feralitoise into one of two cylindrical chambers, and then presses some buttons. Both chambers flare with lights, and let out an abundance of steam. The doors open a moment later. From one walks a feraligatr, and from the other emerges a blastoise. The feraligatr is force fed to blastoise. Once the stuffing is complete, blastoise is forced into his shell, and the shell is sealed tight with very hard candy. The soon-to-be meal is placed upon a bundle of logs, and the logs are lit on fire to cook the pokemon in his own shell*

The Umbreon runs down a long hall running away from a fire ball that just misses him. I his effort to get away, he falls into a huge oven. He comes out of the oven after roasting for 3 hours. Just like Thanksgiving!




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B-But I like my coat!

Relax, It just a game ^^ oh, and one more thing *grabs Linoone and stuffs into pot of stew, whistling as I slice up veggies into it*

Veggies! My on true weakness!
-Takes the Donphan, and wraps him in ground beef, buttery mashed potatoes, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, tosses into oven. Delicious!-

Grabs Linoone and lyes him in a Tin of Coke-a-cola Coating His every inch of his body then Places him in the oven later Pulling him out placing him on a plater "finito Roasted Linoone A la Coke "

Dang you! Now I'm hungry.
-Puts Oven Rotom into oven, into another oven-
OVENCEPTION.

*grabs the linoone and curls him into a ball and covers him with doughnut batter and bakes untill the pastery is nice and golden* Ta-da! A doughnut with a linoone filling

Takes zearo out of his shell, bakes him into a cake, and puts his now frosted shell on top.



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*transforms into a yoshi and eats the pichu, turning the mouse into an egg. The egg is then boiled in a pot of water*

DANG IT! Transforms into a dino and gulps down the umbreon in one big gulp.


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Hey now, DaDavis. This is called COOK the poster above you. *Grabs Dino verson of you by the tail and flips you over onto huge frying pan before frying you up like bacon*

*Puts Aaron in a pan filled with sauce, and then slips both it and him in the oven. Aaron had been hypnotised beforehand so that, when the cooking begins, he uses his trunk to bathe himself in the sauce as he cooks*

Roasts the Umbreon in an oven and puts in a hotdog bun.




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Puts a stick trough Pichu, roasting it until he's crunchy and salty :3

Mmm, that actually sounds pretty tasty XD ok, my turn *grabs Draco and hogties in own tail. then I lay you on a sheet of dough and wrap you up like a big meat bun before tossng you in a deep fat frier.* Mmm, mixing the East with the South, Hahaha!

*garbs the donphan and rolls him in ground beef and grills it while gathering some lettuce, onions and pickles and grills some bacon as well and when it finishs pulls out the burger and places the onions, lettuce, pickles and bacon on it* Tada! A donphan burger!