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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Milky on May 4th 2010, 5:34 pm

*grabs aaron and simmers him till soft,then sautes with potatos and red onions and surves with a leg of lamb*

XD fear me and my college degree

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 4th 2010, 5:51 pm

*grabs Milky, deepfries him, Wraps him in cheese and bacon and stuffs the whole thing into a sandwich roll*

xD Fear me for making shit up as I go along!

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Ralinis on May 4th 2010, 5:56 pm

*grabs aaron, Deepfries him, and passes him off as the world's largest Tire-shaped fried shrimp*

fear me for . . . okay, don't fear me. XD

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 4th 2010, 6:34 pm

*Grabs Ralinis and beheads. Removes everything inedible and roasts.*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 4th 2010, 6:39 pm

*grabs Ziel, shoves a big popcicle stick up his butt, then dips him in juice and sticks him up Regice's Icehole*

Mmmm, asscicles, just like Gramma used to make XD

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 4th 2010, 6:43 pm

*Grabs Aaron and shoves him in the freezer. After he dies of hypothermia, then I deforst him and soft vore whole.*

I'm too lazy to cook.

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Josh the Meowth on May 6th 2010, 6:46 am

*grabs Ziel, but because of his new sexy avatar, just faints dead away instead of doing anything* heart

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 6th 2010, 2:27 pm

Wimp *grabs Josh and ties him up like a turkey. then I grab Ziel since he wasn't cooked* and you, your sigs to complicated, it's making my computer slower. *Stuffs Ziel up Josh's butt then roasts them together*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by zearo on May 6th 2010, 3:22 pm

*grabs Aaron and rolls him with dough, tomato sauce, cheese and peperoni and bake the large roll*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 6th 2010, 4:27 pm

*Grabs zearo's body and throws it in a tank filled with invincible sharks for them to eat*

Sometimes, the best meal is in plain sight.

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 6th 2010, 4:33 pm

Ziel, this supposed to be "COOK the poster above you"! unless you cook the sharks, that doesn't work. *Grabs Zeil and deep fries him into KFZ*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 6th 2010, 4:40 pm

What is this? A thread that shows slight obsession over the Food Channel Network?

*Grabs Aaron and shoves into the oven to bake. When it's ready, stuffs an apple in his mouth and sorts various vegetables around the platter.*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Milky on May 6th 2010, 5:11 pm

*grabs zeil and slices him with onions and puts in batter and deep fries to make some super special awesome onion rings*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 6th 2010, 5:15 pm

Super special awesome, hmm? *Grabs Milky, puts him in a Yami yugi wig and stuffs him into a pot of soup* Stew the rules, I have money XD

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Milky on May 6th 2010, 5:20 pm

*puts a green wig on and boils aaron with some pasta, makes some pesto and sueves with grated parmasan cheese* to hell with the rules i haz green hair

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by BiteSize on May 6th 2010, 5:35 pm

"mmm...i think we need to have a massive big mily beef burger" XD

brings out two huge burger buns and placed them around milky

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 6th 2010, 7:15 pm

*Incinerates Bite, accidentally burning him. Adds a bunch of seasoning and sauces to cover the bad taste of burnt food.*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 6th 2010, 7:22 pm

*grabd Ziel, shoves a big metal spit through him, and roasts him over a campfire.*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 6th 2010, 7:28 pm

*Grab Aaron and brings him to the dark chocolate river I made in my backyard where I just dip him in and let it harden.*

Of course, the sell price is going to be outrageously high! xD

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Arcawhat on May 6th 2010, 9:30 pm

*Takes Ziel and rubs oil all over him. Seasons with vinegar, honey and ginger, roasting him in a large oven, then garnishing with spring onions and serving with a side of boiled rice*

Ladies and gentlemen, this one's free.

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on May 6th 2010, 9:36 pm

*Grabs Arcawhat and stuffs his tailhole, puts him in the oven and roasts him*

Mmmm, Roast Stud, my favorite ^^

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Neil on May 7th 2010, 2:23 pm

*Grabs Aaron and marinades him in soy sauce and puts in my very large fridge. After a day or two, takes him out and slices to bite size pieces and stir fries with a mixture jasmine rice, broccoli, and pork. Adds a hint of lemon juice and extra soy sauce.*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by foxyumbreon on May 8th 2010, 10:18 am

*grabs Ziel and cuts off all of his limbs. Then dices up the limbs and force feeds them to him. After he's stuffed with himself, I gag him with an apple to make sure he can't cough up his stuffing, and then baste him with teriyaki sauce before putting him into an oven to bake*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on June 21st 2010, 10:35 pm

*Grabs Foxy, frys him up with spices, and stuffs him into a crunchy taco shell with cheese, lettuce, tomato and onions* Un monton de Tacos delicioso!

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Loko Mocho on June 22nd 2010, 12:19 am

*shoves aaron in the oven and dances*
I win.

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on June 22nd 2010, 12:21 am

*Grabs Loko and shoves a spit through him and brushes him with sauces and oils as he roasts over an open fire* there is no winning... just cooking each other ^^

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Loko Mocho on June 22nd 2010, 12:24 am

hmph... *Bakes aaron in a pie*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by foxyumbreon on June 22nd 2010, 10:43 am

*dips Loko's tail tip into a bowl of barbeque sauce, and uses it to coat the smeargle in the tasty condament. Once he's completely covered, I tie him to a grill using his own tail and leave him to cook with occasional adding of some spices*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Loko Mocho on June 23rd 2010, 3:50 pm

*"paints" umbreon with saucy tail and throws him into the fire*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on June 23rd 2010, 4:44 pm

*Graps Loko, stuffs him, ties him up, and puts him in the oven to roast *

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Loko Mocho on June 23rd 2010, 5:27 pm

*Stuffs aaron in a pot* Now I know why you stew the rules! Har har har!

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on June 23rd 2010, 5:30 pm

*I ride by on a motorcycle, grabing Loko as I speed by. While still riding, I fry him on the built in stove top*
Cooking vore on motorcycles!

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by foxyumbreon on July 6th 2010, 4:17 pm

*Parachutes down with perfect timing to kick Aaron in the back, knocking Aaron forward and onto the built in stove top, before landing himself onto the motorcycle seat. Then starts squirting some cooking oil onto the two victims* Yay for cooking on hijacked motorcycles! XD

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Rao-kun on July 6th 2010, 4:20 pm

*Burns the motercycle with foxy on it* Meals on wheels!

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Sting Soular on July 6th 2010, 5:21 pm

Little do all of you know life is just another cardgame so I use mystic wok and you all find yourselves cooking in my giant bowl
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on July 6th 2010, 5:23 pm

*I fly up behind you on the Harpie's Brother's back and push you into your own pot.*

Srew the rules, I have Harpies. Wait, that doesn't sound quite right...

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Rao-kun on July 6th 2010, 5:24 pm

@Sting
I'll shave you and make you into a hedgeduckin.

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Sting Soular on July 6th 2010, 5:29 pm

Watch out I can make shishcobobs very easily These quills arent only for looks XD

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on July 6th 2010, 5:31 pm

*Grabs Sting and scewers him, tossing him over a fire to spis roast* Don't just say you can, do it. otherwise, it defeats the perpose of this game ^^

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Sting Soular on July 6th 2010, 5:39 pm

Aaron scales finds himself in a big pot being boiled alive with a Purple and Blue fire heating up the pot
(how do you like that hot stuff XD)

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on July 6th 2010, 5:42 pm

*Grabs Sting and zap-fries him with electricity*
MmMmm, Terra-roast. My fovorite

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Rao-kun on July 6th 2010, 5:44 pm

Spit Roast! Gotta love it when he smells good.

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by foxyumbreon on July 6th 2010, 6:57 pm

*grabs all three characters on Chewya's avi. Ties up bayleef and leaves her to marinade while I grind up the pichu and ralts. Once ground, and mixed with some spices, the mixture is stuffed into bayleef before the meal is gently set into an oven. The cooking meal is basted every 30 minutes to keep it moist, and is eventually served as the centerpiece of a vegetable platter*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by AaronScales on July 6th 2010, 7:01 pm

*Grabs Foxy, shoves a stick up his ass and deep fries him into a corndog*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Rao-kun on July 6th 2010, 7:05 pm

*Romeve scales and tusks and cut up into pork chops and stuffed into the bird.

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by foxyumbreon on July 6th 2010, 7:07 pm

*uses very convincing linguistic skills to convince Chewya that it would be a good idea for her to prepare and cook herself into a juicy roast for tonight's dinner*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Rao-kun on July 6th 2010, 7:29 pm

An Umberon Pie! *grinds him up intotoppings and the actual pie itself*

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Dragonaris on July 6th 2010, 7:59 pm

Turns the bayleef into salad, roasts the red pichu, and dunks the ralts in coffee

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Rao-kun on July 6th 2010, 8:51 pm

Chops off upper body, slices the rest down the middle and serve food and stuff on it.

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Re: Cook the poster above you!

Post by Dragonaris on July 6th 2010, 9:03 pm

use the ralts head for an eddible bowl, and fill it with bayleaf ceasar salad, with pichu strips

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