Enter the Buizel

Nice buffet you got here, I'll just make myself and home and send plenty of pokemon to my starving belly. And once I'm nice and full, the survivors can rub my huge stinky feet until I decide to eat or crush them. And the lucky ones will be wrapped in my tails and held up to my butt while I fart and relieve myself of everyone one I've eaten so far. What, you don't think they're lucky? To be farted on by your Buizel god is an enormous compliment. And if they complain, they can just be anal vored instead and spend the rest of their lives in my noxious smelling bowels. There's no running or fighting it, the God Buizel is here, and everything else is just my snack. *Licks lips.*

You know what you look like to m Mr. Fancybritches? One giant meal. Can't wait to have you squirming in my belly. By the way, I'm Mage, the Asinine Admin, ruler of the RP sections and resident madman. Pleasure to meat you Mr. One-man-buffet.

hiya

hi there and good luck getting a 'mon of my size down your gob XD

That's.. a... rather interesting... introduction... X_X
Hi =o

Welcome, welcome.

I can't think of anything else to say, I'm sorta braindead at the moment. I'm Silver. I'm a Houndoom. I moderate the general discussion section. Nice to meet ya.

Do try not to smash your browser window on your way out. :3

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RETURN OF THE GIANT CAT HUG!!!

Hiya.

I think I love this Buizel already! O//////O