Old school

Hello. Welcome the the exciting world of
another idiotic forum game!

I am Silver, maker of this game. The
rules are as follows.

1. Two short lines at a time. Double
space between couplets.

2. Poster poses a situation. Next poster
responds and gives next situation.

3. POKeMON names and moves are
capitalized. Add accent to e if possible.

4. No text smileys. No emoticons. No
abbreviation except PkMn. Final Destination.

5. Anything goes. Humor, vore, whatever
you can squeeze into the silly constraints.

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INITIAL SITUATION!

A wild RATTATA appears!

A wild RATTATA apears!
Go KEITH!

KEITH is confused!
KEITH doesn't know why he's listing to a HUMAN!