Corrupt a wish

my old favroite. So you make a wish like "I wish I was ritch!"

the the next post corrupts it like... "then you discover money =/= happiness"

(Just try to be orginal unlike me!)


I wish the jhoto safari zone was eaiser to learn.

Granted, but all that's in there are Lvl 1 Magicarps.

I wish everyone loved cooking vore as much as I do ^^

Granted but now you find it distgusting.

uuuuh... weren't you supposed to do another wish to continue the chain? XP

I wish I wish I was a fish XP

Granted, but your a feebass with full sheen and no beuty

I wish all my pokemon were level 100

They are all now level 100 but don't listen to you AT ALL, even though you have 26 gym badges as well.

I wish I was a canine in rl.

Granted, but your parrents have you nutered

I wish I was smexy in real life

Granted but smexy is no longer a cool thing to be.

I wish I got a pet Deviljho.

Granted but it dies of food poisoning two days later.

I wish, wish I hadnt killed that fish. XD smipsons refrence

Granted, but it kills you Xp

I wish I had a pot big enough to stew up everyone ^^

Granted, but the water won't boil no matter what you do.

I wish I didn't have to study for my final tomorrow X|

Granted, let's play the not study game! *Shoves all the books and stuff off your desk* You're already playing!
*the next day you fail you final however*

I wish MY power level was OVER 9000!

Granted, but then you can't touch anyone without breaking them in half.

I wish it wasn't 90º+ outside so I could go running instead of study XP

granted but its subzero tempatures! WEAR YOUR BUNNY SUIT!

I wish commercials werent so annoying

Granted, but you now find yourself missing all your favorite shows because the commercials are too entertaining, so you must take your snack and bathroom breaks during the shows themselves.

I wish I could run without ever getting tired.

yeah but sonic the hedgehog gets po'd and kills you

I wish i wish i was a fish!

Yeah but you will be eaten by some homeless guy.

I wish Pokemon were real

Granted. The legendary pokemon are quick to realize that we are powerless against them, and so they take over the world.

I wish pokeballs were real.

Granted, but with out real pokemon, they're useless

I wish I had power over lightning

Granted but you end up killing off everyone you love.

I wish I had a new Gamecube.

Granted, but the only game it's able to play is Hello kitty

I wish I could bang a super hot guy irl

Granted but the guy is a bum.

I wish to be a herm.

Granted, but nobody wants to be with you because nobody you meet is accepting of you being such.

I wish I had impeccable aim.

Granted but your aim only hit everything that was yours.

I wish to have a special title.

Granted, but the special title is given to you through use of a random title generator, and it ends up being a title that you utterly despise.

I wish there was no such thing as disgusting-tasting food.

granted but you title is "banned"

Granted, you no longer have a tongue.

I wish I was the worlds greatest something.

Granted but the world's greatest something was a Magicarp.

I wish I had 2,500 posts.

Granted, but then the liberty of having a custom title is decided to be reserved soley for mods and admins, since nobody seems ever capable of reaching the 2500 post mark anyway.

I wish I could survive without ever having to sleep.

Granted but you'll see the horrors of the night and never have sweet dreams.

I wish to have skype.

Granted, but it crashes every time to start it up.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

Granted but your wishes never go right.

I wish the spell check on firefox would turn off.

granted but you misspel everything

i wish I had my own sparta remix

Granted but the song was terrible and was from Meet the Spartans

I wish to have a new N64.

Granted, but the only game it plays is Glover.

I wish I had a DSI XL

Granted but the DSI XL does not work

I wish I had a 3DS

granted, but the 3d effect doesn't work.

i had a piece of pie that wouldn't kill or poison me!

Granted but the pie is terrible.

I wish my character Chewy had better relations with Sarah.

granted, but they have to endure Trace, Aaron, Daisy, Cheeko, and Two Cannos!

i wish that i had a piece of pie that was super delicious that wouldn't kill or poison me.

Granted but the pie was made of shit.

I wish people who make viruses go to hell.

Except you didn't specify what type of virus. So every scientist that's ever grown virus samples immediately goes to hell, and with no Viralogists left the entire world is infected with plagues. Nice going.

Gives me an idea though. I wish that my stomach was Hell for Pokemon.

Granted, but no pokemon go to hell

I wish people who make viruses to hack you computers go to hell. (See more specific}

Granted, except viruses don't "hack" computers.

I wish I had a wish with no restrictions.

Granted but there is a limit to how long before you use the wish, 2 seconds

I wish I had an unlimited battery for my DS and Gameboy Advance SP

Granted, but it's so big and heavy it can't be lifted to put in the DS.

You cheated by making a restriction.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted but the tail is not controllable

I wish I had more Cola

Granted, but 5 pieces of Mentos are added in each one.

I wish this wish didn't come true.

Ok. What? Paradoxs are fine just so long as you don't look at them.

I wish I wasn't out of jellybeans.

Granted but they are all licorice flavored.

I wish I had an endless supply of Sprite.

Granted, but it's watered down with 50 parts water for every 1 part sprite.

I wish diet soda didn't have such a horrible aftertaste.