Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you feel no other emotions ever again.

I wish for the perfect soda pop.

Granted, but you die of dehydration from not drinking water.

I wish for all the world's water to be purified from all ickiness!

Man, your wish is hard to corrupt, Zielregen, and I have a bachelor's degree in messing crap up.

Hmm..

Granted, but because fish are icky THOSE TOO SHALL BE PURIFIED! The planet is now devoid of sea-faring life. :<

I wish Rareware (Developers of Banjo Kazooie, DK64, etc.) went back to making games for Nintendo. I probably just killed the thread with this wish because NOBODY WOULD BE EVIL AND HEARTLESS ENOUGH TO CORRUPT IT .. I hope.

Granted but.. *Sonic jumps in front of me and shouts "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"*
Pretty much... I know is a somewhat lame corruption but it still kept rareware awesome!
(Aren't they making another dk country for wii)

I wish that everyone thought the name "Tertis party" was funny

Granted, but you no longer think it's funny.

I wish for everyone to be able to express themselves to their fullest without seconds thoughts or influences of other's expressions or opinions.

Granted but the world is made of on thier own trouble makers.

I wish for my Wii to have it ALL!

Granted, your Wii has ALL the viruses that exist!

I wish for my empty cashew nut container to be filled with more cashew nuts.

Granted but the nuts are stale.

{Not to offend anyone but...}
I wish I was God! Of videogaming.

Granted, but you fail at life.

I wish for this word to be longer.

Granted but it breaks the post limit.

I wish for this game to be over.

Granted, but all the other games end too.

I wish for a wish that could make this wish wish it wasn't corrupted.

Granted but it was already corrupted.

I wish for you to stop posting in the games.

Granted, but so does everyone else!

I wish for people to keep posting.

Granted but we over post to 20 pages and the thread gets locked.

I wish that there were no problems in the Chatbox.

Granted, but then the chatbox only has problems for you computer.

I wish for a lifetime supply of cashew nuts.

Granted but they are rotten.

I wish for this wish and all the wishes after to be granted, corrupted and not corrupted.

Granted, but all the wishes that were granted will eventually spread chaos in which the human race will blame you for.

I wish for a rubber ducky.

Granted but it pops.

I wish for a flower.

Granted, you get a man-eating flower.

I wish for a flamethrower.

Granted but it burns you.

I wish I was a Pikimin.

granted but captian falcon kills you

i wish i had more ammo for that random bazooka

Granted, but the ammo is lightweight and doesn't explode.

I wish for a new permanent marker.

Granted but it has no ink :/

I wish for a fancy hat

Granted, but the hat is too big and your whole body disappears under it.

I wish for smartz.

Granted, but now you know EVERYTHING. ew

I wish this pink board won't burn my eyes and get other people curious about what I am doing irl.

Granted but it is white.

I wish for my pie!

Granted, but the pie has 'inetersting' ingredients.

I wish people would play vid games with me!

Granted but they beat you.

I wish for my internet to stop spazzing out.

granted but this fourms serever spazzed out and deletes it

I wish for more people to mkw with

Granted but we flood it and crash it.

I wish to kill the boss in Pikimin 1

Granted, but you are killed at the next boss.

I wish for an alchemy pot.

Granted but...what is that?

I wish for some stuff to happend that will help me.

Granted, but people will get jealous and hunt you down.

I wish people loved grass type pokemon as much as I do

Granted but it cuts you, thus making you hate it.

I wish for...nothing.

Granted, but you get the wish granted, so you get something.

I wish for a Sobe right now.

Granted but you die.

I wish for some Taco Lasgnia.

Granted. However, you get Taco Lasagna instead.

I wish I could understand every language. :3

Granted but your head explodes because of the overload of languages and you forget English as well.

I wish to beat Milk Way Wishes in Kirby Super Star.

Granted, but you get bored playing the same kirby games over again.

I wish for lots of decent stuff that suit my interest without overcrowding my room.

Granted but you overpack and become a pack rat.

I wish for a rope.

Granted, but someone tricked you into getting a rope snake.

I wish i had a bearded dragon

Granted but it eats you.

I wish for Marx

Granted, but all of the Marx's have come to bug you.

I wish for some ice cream.

(Do you even know who Marx is? He is the final boss of Milky Way Wishes in Kirby Super Star)
Granted but it melts.

I wish we would stop corrupting each others wishes.

(There are a whole buncha Marxs xD you didn't specify, and Marx from Kirby: SSU is pwnsome :3)
Granted, but this game wouldn't be fun if we can't corrupt other poeple's wishes.

I wishes some of my wishes were real.

granted but he kills us all

i wish kirby would destroy marx

Granted but they both kill you.

I wish you would stop using a variation of my wish.

Granted, but something about it happens.

I wish for delicious Chinese food.

Granted but the Chicken is actually a mouse/rat.

I wish for pie...and stuff.

Granted, you get an interesting ingredient pie too!

I wish for a better wish to wish