Corrupt a wish

granted but it is even worse for you then regular soda

i wish to be a smeargle

Granted, but you lack any artistic talent.

I wish for an end to human ignorance.

Granted but humans get to smart for their own good.

I wish I did not have nightmares.

Granted, now you have nightstallion (the male version of a nightmare)

I wish you guys wouldn't post so fast so I could keep up DX

Granted but you are online, ready to post when we are all offline.

I wish it was not hot.

granted but you die of hypothermia

i wish nintendo made another puzzle leauge/challenge for gen V

Granted but the game was that of the Incredible Maze (That game was horrble.}

I wish Gen 5 would come out in America soon.

Granted, but it's half finished and mostly still in hapanese bacuse you were impatient.

I wish for zillion dollars

Granted but the money was fake.

I wish I knew Japanese.

ウィッシュが、与えられた今、あなたは英語を理解しないでください。
(Granted, but now you don't understand english)

I wish I could stretch like rubber

(How did you just do that?)
Granted but you are a chew toy.

I wish life was better.

(I used the google translater)
Granted, but everyone hates you and is jelious of your happyness

I wish I had 100,000,000 credits on pokefarm.

Granted but you have nothing to buy.

I wish I knew what the Legend Token (Wood) does on PokeFarm.

Granted, but now you forgot what everything else was.

I wish I knew what this Pokefarm thing is that the last couple posts have mentioned.

Granted but you never click our pokemon signitures.

I wish I could kill the mosquitos in my house.

Granted but you kill yourself as well.

I wish I had Pokemon Black right now.

Granted but its in German

I wish I had all the Mario Party Games.

Granted, but they're all broken.

I wish for forever sunshine.

Granted but you get Skin Cancer

I wish my garden would bear fruit.

Granted but the fruit is always eaten by wild animals before you can harvest it

I wish I was a Na'vi from James Cameron's Avatar

Granted but you are left alone

I wish I could do more RP's

Granted, but every RP you start ends up getting cancelled by one thing or another right before you get to the good stuff.

I wish I could get up the spirits to do more steadily consistent work on Voremon.

granted but your partner are bed rpers

i wish that i had a pet penguin

Granted but the pet attacks you.

I wish there were mor hours in a day for me to sleep in.

granted but now there are no hours for you to be awake in

i wish that pokefarm eggs would hatch faster

Granted but the hatched eggs are all bug types.

I wish i could handle more than 4 things at once.

(My previous wish was skipped ^^; Not trying to make any sort of deal about it, just pointing it out that people should try to utilize that you're informed if somebody else posted from when you go to make your post, and you actually finished it)
Granted, but now you can't handle less than 4 things at once.

I wish to order a cheese burger without cheese on it.

granted, but the Employee spat in your food

I wish I was a Neko girl

Granted but no one know who she is.

I wish I could get some sleep (Refeenceing the fact that i have been up for over 14 hours)

Granted, but you'll be woken up all throughout the night every time you start to fall into REM sleep.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted but your wish is stupid

I wish i was not tired

Granted, but the lack of present sleep will result in you getting tired again right before you have to do something important.

I wish Capcom would get up the confidence to make Mega Man Legends 3.

Granted, they do but it sucks so Capcom hides in their Emo Corner

I wish there was a Virtual Reality game for Bleach that could make you feel like you were in the Anime

Granted but they chose the worst episdoes.

I wish I could stop posting for a while.

Granted, but you now have nothing better to do with all the wide awake time you now have thanks to your previous wish.

I wish for a random paradox.

Granted but you do not exist because of it.

I wish I had Ramen Noodles.

Granted, but you eat them too soon after cooking them and hurt your tongue

I wish I had a Rattata

Granted but the Rattata never evolved

I wish I had more posts than you.

Granted, but then you get banned.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted but all three wishes are corrupt.

I wish for infinite money.

Granted, but it's all fake.

I wish I corrupted this wish.

Granted but the wish is not currupt.

I wish I could catch a fish.

granted but its throw back in by accident
i wish i knew what the 1000000 digit of pi was

Granted, but you then forget what numbers are.

I wish I knew why everybody seems so insistant on putting a blank space between the wish they grant, and the wish they make. (Got the idea from the above post)

granted but i sue you for idea staling (refrences above 2 posts)

i wish that people thought puns were funny

Granted, but now you don't.

I wish cardboard was more durable.

granted but all of the buildings are made of card board and all of the cities burn down cuz cardboard is still flammible AND roach problems get even worse!

I wish i had knew what i wanted to wish for

Granted, but now you can't make the wish you really want.

I wish for nothing.

granted but you'll still get a whole lot of stuff anyway


I wish for someone to milk me =3

Granted! But it was a grimer

I wish for a duckie!