Corrupt a wish

Granted. U.S money is now colerful, but now it takes 10 dollers to buy a previously 25 cent bag of chips. (Nice work. now were all in trouble.)

I wish the money was back to normal, as in as it was before Loko made the colerful currency wish.

Granted, but then all the previously money had to be recalled and you have to wait a month without money before it recycles again.

I wish for a world where everything is non-corrupt.

Rio wrote:Granted, but it eats you.

I wish there were no hobos in my life. (Get rid of them, or send them to Greenland)

(that would actually be a dream come true, so I still win! ^^)
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Your wish is somewhat granted. Everything is non-corrupt but you, and the world is trying to kill you because of your corrupt ways.

I wish I were female.

Granted, but you become a female ant.

I wish legendaries could breed in-game.

Granted, but all the resulting eggs are Magicarps.

I wish I had three more hours in every day.

Granted, but the extra time means you live a shorter life. SO short, in fact, that you die before finishing reading this.

I wish I had someone to eat, and didn't care how much it hurt me, or if it killed me, just so long as I lived long enough to feel him/her/hir/it slide down my throat

granted,but he/she/hir/it is yanked out half way though you swallowing

i wish for a simple hug

Granted, but it's given by a pro wrestler who doesn't know how to control his own strength.

I wish for some paint in a particular shade so I can repaint a certain something.

Granted, but the certain something no longer exists

I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but it was burnt to ashes in the oven.

I wish for something to happen that involves a ball of twine, a jar of pickles, a shoebox with one shoe in it, and a pen.

Granted, but you recieve the shoebox containing living version of the rest of them inside. When you open the box, the rest of the items jump up at you and eat your face.

I wish, I wish 2 + 2 = fish

Granted, but then someone does (2+2)/0 and the world explodes

I wish it was possible to safely divide by Zero

Granted, but then everyone gets obsessed with dividing by zero and everything disappears into nothing.

I wish I had a wish to corrupt... >_>

granted, but the wish is a TRAP! and eats you

I wish I was AWESOME

Granted, but you are summarily killed by your spontaneous girlfriend's seven evil ex-boyfriends.

I wish people payed attention to the things they need to pay attention to.

Granted, but then after they finish, they can't stop paying attention to their finished task.

I wish Scott Pilgrim vs. The World used more game references other than the obvious ones.

Granted, but now the references are so subtle that you don't notice them even after the 500th time watching them

I wish for the next person to eat me

Granted, but I hard vore and only eat half of you.

I wish to have more food.

Granted, but someone took the other half of your unfinished meal.

I wish someons would soft vore me

wish granted, howeverm, its a large overgrown retarded man with a huge wart of his forhead and a bulging eye

i wish i had a full belly

Granted. It's full of Cyanide

I wish I was Emo

Granted, and you kill yourself immediately after the wish was made.

I wish for a happy hat that wasn't evil and not alive in anyway.

Granted, but it makes you so happy that your friends get wierded out and leave you

I wish I didn't have to sleep, and there were no ill effects from not sleeping

You will never dream again. That's just scary to think about.

I wish for real pokemon.

Granted, but then it eats you, regardless of the Pokemon's size.

I wish for all my perverted fantasies to all come true.

Granted, but they are all administered by family members during a holiday get together.

I wish for a magic 8 ball that's actually magical.

granted but it controlled you.


i wish for faster internet.

Granted, but it takes forever for the computer to turn on.

I wish I was a Riolu again.

granted but you are MINE

I wish that i was a wolf

Granted. Now you have to work for your lunch.

I wish I was a lv 100 Riolu.

Granted, but they then increase the max level to 150 in gen 5, and any pokemon that reaches that level automatically evolves to their final form, regardless of circumstance.

I wish I could play games online again without all the lag my present internet provider grants.

Granted, but then the game crashes every time you open it.

Eye wish eye was a real Gensokyo genius!

granted, but you get fired by your CEO for sleeping on the job

I wish that the world was just awesome <D

Granted, but then there is too much awesome for the world to take and it explodes.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school Tuesday >.<

granted, I'll send my milotic to eat you, and she'll swim around with you and make sure your body achs at the end of the day

I wish I could get a good hot girlfriend <D

Granted, but whenever you touch her, she burns you. (Bad joke XD)

I wish a box of York mint chocolates.

Granted, but they're all melted.

I wish for a wall.

granted but i blew it up.


i wish i could blow up more walls.

Granted, but you blow yourself up.

I wish I didn't have to go get my oil changed for my car XP

granted, but now your car doesn't drive properly cause you decided you didn't want to change the oil

I wish I had lots and lots of friends

Granted, but you start forgetting some of them as you get too many.

I wish my Riolu would get happy with me and evolve already!

granted but officer jenny arrests you for using "happy pills" on a child pokemon.

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I wish I knew how to speak 1337 better XP

Granted, but you get so into it that you start speaking it in real life as well, and nobody can understand what you're saying.

I wish I could fix my poster I accidentally tore a few months ago.

granted but it tears again

i wish i could do my home work incredibly fast, and STILL get an A

Granted, but then bullys beat you up till you do their homework too.

I wish the Yankees will win the World Series this year.

Granted; unfortunately, the Yankees win the World Series.

I wish my pet were a Charmeleon in real life...

granted, but it eats you

I wish I could cock vore (did I wish this already?)

Granted, but then your cock doesn't get unstretched and becomes big and floppeh

I wish I could anal vore.