Corrupt a wish

Granted but it comes back out your mouth.

I wish I could yiff the Lucario above me.

Granted, but then you get sucked into my butt by your crotch XP

I wish I had a doughnut =p

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish Microsoft would stop charging for their online services on the 360.

granted, but it's laggy as fuck

I wish PS3 had the game Allan wake

(Isn't it already? ZING.)

Granted, but it only resolutes in 480.

I wish I had an 80 inch widescreen TV.

Granted, but it's only 2 inches high.

I wish I had an Xbox 360.

Granted, but when you turn it on, it gets a red ring of death.

I wish I didn't have to go to an 8:00 AM class every day.

granted, IT'S 6:00 AM

I wish I had the powers of DR. manhaton :p

Granted, but instead you have the powers of the Dr. Manhattan ripoff character Seth from Street Fighter 4.

I wish Seth didn't laugh so freakin' much.

Granted. Seth now cries all of the time.

I wish the Earth was a better place to be.

Granted, but now being furry is mainstream.

I wish I had my fursuit.

granted but ah.... ahhhh..... ACHOO!Oooh... A charizard sneezed on it and now it is ash.

I wish for the most awesome thing in the universe.

Granted, but it's so awesome your mind asplodes!

I wish my heating worked.

Granted, but now your house is as hot as an oven.

I wish I could completely understand Japanese writing-wise, reading-wise, and verbal-wise.

Granted, but now you forget English and the Latin alphabet.

I wish the weather was sunny.

Granted, but then you get horrible sunburn and eventually die of skin cancer.

I wish I could recite all the digits of pi.

granted but you'll be there forever doing so while being pelted with tomatos

i wish to find another male miltank

Granted, but you find it in Spain during the running of the bulls and it tramples you.

I wish I could go to Spain.

Graned. A random bull sees you, though.

I wish the Wii had even better graphics than it does now.

Granted, but it's so great that everyone gets seizures from playing it.

I wish my nails wouldn't fracture so much. ;~;

Granted. Your nails are not there anymore, so they can't fracture.

I wish I knew how to spell.

Granted, but then you are arrested and put to death for practicing withcraft. (Sorry... bad joke XP)

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

Granted, but someone corrupts that wish.

I wish that wishing actually worked.

Granted, but someone eventually wishes for the world to explode and... KABOOM!

I wish you wished for something that didn't come true.

Granted, but then it gts corrupted.

I wish I wasn't so absent minded XP

Granted. You are now dead, but your mind is always with you.

I wish I could corrupt wishes worse than I am.

Granted, but then no one wants to make any wishes anymore in fear of your devestating corruptions.

I wish I wasn't spending my weekend studying Anatomy XP

Granted, you're now studying pure math instead.

I wish I could stop biting my nails absent-mindedly : (

Granted. Now you bite your nails while thinking about it.

I wish I was chatting.

wish granted but no one can understand you.


i wish for lots of fun.

Granted, but then your friends get uber jealous.

I wish the beeping in my head would stop >.<

Granted,but it truns into a louder buzzing sound.


i wish you would vore me.

Granted. Now you can't get out.

I wish I was bilingual.

Granted, but the second language you learn is the language of gibberish.

I ʍısɥ ʇɥıs ʇǝxʇ ʍɐsu,ʇ ndsıpǝ-poʍu˙

Granted. Now it's backwards.

I wish I knew how you did that.

Granted, but then everyone's heads are flipped upside down to read.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school in a half hour >.<

wish granted but you have to go now.


i wish for a kittycat.

Granted, but it claws your face off.

I wish my posters would stop falling down >.<

granted but there upside down.


i wish for a better laptop.

Granted, but it will arrive completely disassembled. You do have a soldering gun and a degree in electronics, right?


I wish I was better at making Japanese food.

Granted, but then you are asked to make it all the time and get sick of it.

I wish my homework would do itself this weekend.

granted but it fails explodes into spontanious combustion!!!!!!

i wish my comp would stop screwing up AND i dint have to but a new one

Granted: it's now a Speak N' Spell. You can't break one of those if you tried.

I wish it wouldn't snow this winter.

Granted. Now all of the snow comes dirring the fall, and it reaches 150 degres celcius durrind the winter.

I wish I was cool .

Granted: Your body temperature has been lowered to 50 degrees Farenheit.

I wish I was known more on this site.

Granted. CONGRATULATIONS! You are the new co-head of HPF. Now, all you need to do is to stop all you are doing, stop having fun, and work all day long!

I wish that Admins could have as much fun as normal users without having to worry about technical failures and hackers and the like.

Granted! The admins have been demoted to regular users, and now there's no one left to run the place! It's anarchy! ANARCHYYYYYYYYY!!!

I wish all the good restaurants were open 24 hours a day.

Granted: Chefs get no sleep, so they all quit their jobs, and any other chef that follows also quits. Every restaurant chain in America is shut down. Good going.

I wish I had the ability to change my username.

Granted, but you have to use this chart here to determine your new name. Also, your real name is changed to the same thing.

I wish for this wish I'm making right now to backfire in the most spectacular way possible!