Re: Corrupt a wish

by Cecilix on December 10th 2011, 6:54 pm

Granted, your anti-thief gun is useless against a Mercenary, and he kills you and takes all of it.

I want a cherry limeade.

by Synth on December 10th 2011, 6:58 pm

Granted, but you're allergic to to some chemicals in it and become covered in hives.

I wish for a happy life.

by Sylvira on December 10th 2011, 8:37 pm

Granted, but now everyone else is miserable and you can't help them.

I wish for wisdom.

by eragoneater on December 11th 2011, 9:43 am

Granted now your a madman

I wish for a TARDIS, the key, a manual, a translator to english, and a device that kills everyone other then me opon getting 2 feet from the TARDIS

by Cecilix on December 11th 2011, 3:31 pm

Granted, but a hacker destroys the device with a malevolent virus, and you are still killed and everything taken.

I want a replica of an Elven sword.

by eragoneater on December 11th 2011, 4:15 pm

granted, it's a bad replica and it decintigrates in 12 second

I wish for a TARDIS, a manual, a translator to english, a device that kills everyone other then me opon getting 2 feet from the TARDIS, and a fingerprint scanner for a lock (like a boss)

by Cecilix on December 12th 2011, 9:20 am

Granted, but the same hacker destroys the device and hacks into your scanner to disable it, and hires a merc who kills you and takes everything.

I want to travel through the dimensions.

by eragoneater on December 12th 2011, 9:59 am

Granted, you go somwhere that has no Oxygen and you DIE

I wish for a TARDIS, a manual, a translator to english, a device that kills everyone other then me opon getting 2 feet from the TARDIS, and a fingerprint scanner for a lock, and 17 guards

by Cecilix on December 12th 2011, 12:26 pm

Granted, but the same hacker disables everything, a band of highly-trained merc's kill your guards, and your house is then used by Tony Montana as a safe house after he kills you.

by eragoneater on December 12th 2011, 1:06 pm

YOU HAVE NO WISH! Shocked

I wish for a wish to corrupt.

by Sylvira on December 12th 2011, 7:01 pm

Granted, but you corrupt it badly.

I wish for power without greed.

by eragoneater on December 12th 2011, 8:12 pm

Granted, you start a genoside instead

I wish for a power level of ober 9000!!!

by Uncreative_Umbreon on December 12th 2011, 10:31 pm

Granted, but your power level drops to -9001

I wish I had 1 million cookies.

by Cecilix on December 13th 2011, 8:24 am

Granted, they are all laced with poison.

I want Twisted Metal

by eragoneater on December 13th 2011, 3:55 pm

Granted, it went nus about a year ago

I wish for a medi-gun

by Cecilix on December 14th 2011, 8:18 am

Granted, you accidently shoot yourself and overdose on the chemicals in the needles.

I want the HD Collection of Jak and Daxter.

by eragoneater on December 14th 2011, 5:17 pm

granted, It only runs on PS4

I wish for A mini gun

by Uncreative_Umbreon on December 14th 2011, 5:30 pm

Granted, but it is explosive.

I wish for a PS4

by Cecilix on December 14th 2011, 5:41 pm

Granted, but your neighbor kills you for it.

I want people to appreciate my guitar skills.

by Sylvira on December 14th 2011, 6:48 pm

Granted, but then ome derranged alien race comes, steals all of the worlds guitars, destroys the places where guitars are made, and brainwashes everyone who knows how guitars are made.

I wish to become a good artist.

by eragoneater on December 14th 2011, 8:23 pm

granted, you spend your life working on one picture but you die before you finish

i wish 4 people 2 stop txt talking.

by Sylvira on December 14th 2011, 8:24 pm

You fail at wishing!

I wish to live forever without suffering the adverse affects of age.

by eragoneater on December 14th 2011, 8:42 pm

granted, you go crazy when everything you knew and loved died

I wish for people to go to my youtube channal and like my videos

by Sylvira on December 14th 2011, 9:16 pm

Granted, but then the entire internet fails and can't be fixed. (you have a youtube channel?)

I wish I could understand and speak every language.

by eragoneater on December 15th 2011, 7:25 am

granted, you go mad from all the voices.

I wish for thor's hammer

by Kali on December 15th 2011, 7:58 am

Granted, but one touch, and it auto-smites you.

I wish more Flygons visited this board.

by Cecilix on December 15th 2011, 8:58 am

Granted, but when you want the company of other species, they aren't there.

I wish for a Daedric sword.

by eragoneater on December 16th 2011, 6:20 pm

Granted, the military takes it...shame

I wish for a sonic pen

by Sylvira on December 16th 2011, 6:24 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a time bomb.

I wish to be able to remember everything in my life in detail.

by Jacob_the_espeon on December 16th 2011, 7:28 pm

Granted, you get made fun of for now on, and you remember every comment in great detail :3

I wish I was less preyish

by eragoneater on December 16th 2011, 9:08 pm

granted, the food chain gets destroyed...shame

i wish for laser eyes

by Cecilix on December 17th 2011, 7:46 am

Granted, you turn into a laser panther, and are hunted for your pelt.
I wish for a tail.

by eragoneater on December 17th 2011, 9:47 am

Granted, you can't use it for anything so it's useless

I wish for $1000000

by Cecilix on December 17th 2011, 12:56 pm

Granted, many people now want to kill you for it.

I wish I could hug a Huggable and not be killed, or have any of my bones or organs damaged, and still be on good terms with the Battle Bears.

by eragoneater on December 17th 2011, 1:18 pm

Granted, all your skin comes off.

I wish for the power to control life and death

by Cecilix on December 17th 2011, 1:39 pm

Granted, but you eventually are stuck in solitude, as the power eventually deserts you after you've killed everyone.

I wish I could hug a Huggable and not be killed, or have anything damaged, and still be on good terms with the Battle Bears, and eventually be able to control my own legion of them.

by eragoneater on December 17th 2011, 7:55 pm

Granted The Daleks come and kill you all.

I wish I could wish

by Sylvira on December 17th 2011, 8:00 pm

Granted, but you can't think of what to wish for.

I wish that everything I do in life will be a success.

by eragoneater on December 17th 2011, 8:02 pm

granted, you now have no point for life.

I wish for A Dalek

by Cecilix on December 19th 2011, 8:53 am

Granted, but the Colbear kills it.

I want to have control over Necromancy.

by Max Eclipscia on December 19th 2011, 8:59 am

Granted, but you gradually assume the form of the undead that you control until you're merely a skeleton.

I wish Smosh would parody the Metal Gear series.

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