The A&Q Game

by ShunGuan on October 13th 2010, 3:51 am

Here's a game that died about a month ago, and I would like very much to restart this if people are willing to respond. Remember that game in which you ask a question and receive an answer? This is the opposite, in which you must place your answer while the person that responds to you provides the question. I will start things off. Let's see how creative we can get with this. Wink

A: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

by Guest on October 13th 2010, 3:58 am

Q: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? (Not especially creative, but come on now. :3)

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A: Ask your mother.

by Josh the Meowth on October 13th 2010, 4:17 am

Q: Father, can I please go and spank that cute girl next door? I promise that I'll be gentle and give her a break every 100th spank!

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A: Being sexy and having a nice butt.

by ShunGuan on October 13th 2010, 1:22 pm

Q: What seems to be the key to climbing the corporate ladder for certain co-workers over others?

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A: Poodles.

Raikira wrote:(Not especially creative, but come on now. :3)

(S'okay, yours is the most respectable answer. guitar

)

by Kaji RJ Kaldaka on October 13th 2010, 1:43 pm

Q: What's usually white, usually pretty yappy, and lives with old people?

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A: Ice cream

by Luke Delfino on October 13th 2010, 3:42 pm

Q: What goes really good with waffles?

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A: Zygomatic Process

by ShunGuan on October 13th 2010, 9:15 pm

Q: What anatomical label for "cheekbone" is the entity of the frontosphenoidal, orbital, maxillary, and temporal processes while also being a rock-ass name for a band?

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A: Feelings. Nothing more than feelings.

by Ralinis on October 13th 2010, 9:43 pm

Q: what can you build a relationship on? (i'm not sure if i'm right about that . . . ^^; )

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A: maybe, but if we get in trouble, i'm blaming you!

by Loko Mocho on October 13th 2010, 10:31 pm

Q: What did she say that night before it all went to hell?

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A: Most call him the hassAHHHHHH!, beacause that's all the can say!

by Ralinis on October 13th 2010, 10:33 pm

Q: Is that the hash slinging slasher?

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A: I dunno, probably where all the other ones go . . .

by Josh the Meowth on October 13th 2010, 11:07 pm

Q: Where do you think I should put this creepy-looking pointy thing that I got at a naughty adult store?

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A: A big fat lizard with digestion issues

by Loko Mocho on October 13th 2010, 11:24 pm

Q: What is that thing trying to eat me?

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A: I felt like adding that maple syrup!

by Josh the Meowth on October 13th 2010, 11:34 pm

Q: You mind telling me just what the hell this huge pancake is doing in my kitchen with all this goo spreading out over the top and onto the floor?

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A: The scary people in the television set made me do it!

by Milky on October 14th 2010, 3:45 am

Q: Why'd you try to shove ten gallons of melted ice cream down my throat?

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A: You expect me to answer that?

by Josh the Meowth on October 14th 2010, 3:50 am

Q: Will you marry me?

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A: Because I've got a stinkin' problem, toots!

by Luke Delfino on October 14th 2010, 9:58 am

Guan wrote:Q: What anatomical label for "cheekbone" is the entity of the frontosphenoidal, orbital, maxillary, and temporal processes while also being a rock-ass name for a band?

(Very nice, Guan. I'm impressed. =3)

Q: Why do you smell like feet?

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A: BOOM! Headshot!

by Kotetsu on October 14th 2010, 10:15 am

Q: What did the arrogant nooblet say when he finally made his first kill in a game of Modern Warfare 2?

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A: OH GODDAMNIT WHY DO YOU ASK ME THESE THINGS I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT

by ShunGuan on October 14th 2010, 12:29 pm

Q: A cubic polynomial function ƒ is defined by:
ƒ(x)=4x^3+ax^2+bx+k
where a, b, and k are constants. The function ƒ has a local minimum at x = -1, and the graph of ƒ has a point of inflection at x = -2.

1) Find the values of a and b
2) If the integral from 0 to 1 of ƒ(x)dx = 32, what is the value of k?

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A: 42

by Luke Delfino on October 14th 2010, 12:49 pm

Q: What is the atomic number of Molybdenum?

A: The Horny Layer

by Milky on October 14th 2010, 3:06 pm

Q:what is above the kissing layer?

A:minty chesse muffins

by Luke Delfino on October 14th 2010, 4:36 pm

Q: What is Chuck E. Cheese's favorite breakfast food?

A: Luxiord.

by Josh the Meowth on October 14th 2010, 9:46 pm

Q: Okay, give me the name of one of the bosses in Kingdom Hearts' Organization XIII. Oh, and can you make sure to spell his name wrong?

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A: Because I said so, fool!

by ShunGuan on October 14th 2010, 10:18 pm

Q: What makes you so sure that Luke wasn't talking about Chris Luxiord, CEO of systems integrator 3D NetWorks?

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A: Magna Cum Laude.

by Luke Delfino on October 14th 2010, 10:37 pm

Q: Name a very sexy sounding scholastic award.

A: It's a Jersey thing.

by Josh the Meowth on October 14th 2010, 10:41 pm

Q: Why is the state near New York so lame in everything? Even Weird Al disses that state! What is WITH it?

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A: Two balls of ice cream and a remote control.

by Luke Delfino on October 14th 2010, 11:53 pm

Q: What do you need to occupy a pregnant woman?

A: Awesome sauce

by Josh the Meowth on October 14th 2010, 11:59 pm

Q: Hey, guess what! Pokemon Black & White are due out in the spring! What do you think of that?

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A: Evil monkey

by Kaji RJ Kaldaka on October 15th 2010, 2:35 am

Q: Chris, what exactly is in your closet?

A: I once shot ice cream out my nose.

by Josh the Meowth on October 15th 2010, 5:28 am

Q: And we're back on America's Funniest Home Videos! Now, will our $10,000 dollar winner please explain how they acquired such a weird talent?

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A: Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!

by Neil on October 15th 2010, 6:58 am

Q: What's the best thing to say when handling a women's breasts?

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A: Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baaka baka! She's not even worth sending to hell.

by Josh the Meowth on October 15th 2010, 8:26 am

Q: Hey, dude from Cirno’s Perfect Arithmetic Classroom; what do you suggest me do with this ugly girl over here?

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A: Dood, can I have a fish please?

by Luke Delfino on October 15th 2010, 8:29 am

Q: Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order?

A: You just lost the game.

by Josh the Meowth on October 15th 2010, 8:32 am

Q: This...can't...be happening! Please, spare me, and I'll do anything you ask! W-what do you say?

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A: Guan

by Neil on October 15th 2010, 10:43 am

Q: Who controls everyone's life here at HPF?

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A: I'll kill ya! Get me my anchor!

by Luke Delfino on October 15th 2010, 12:18 pm

Q: What would you say if I were to commit mutiny?

A: The Red Power Ranger

by foxyumbreon on October 15th 2010, 9:11 pm

Q
Nerdiness Test - Question # 17
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name Jason?
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A
Running around nude.

by Josh the Meowth on October 15th 2010, 10:08 pm

Q: What's the perfect way to cool off during the summer?

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A: Kicking the door down with an iron shoe.

by foxyumbreon on October 15th 2010, 10:15 pm

Q
What's the most efficient method for a soliciter to use when trying to get the attention of the person inside the house?
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A
To lick an ice cube.

by Kaji RJ Kaldaka on October 15th 2010, 10:52 pm

Q: Hey. What's the name of that odd book you're reading?

A: Yes! I'm sure the other store has blue frilly dresses.

by Luke Delfino on October 16th 2010, 12:02 am

Q: Should we look somewhere else for my prom dress?

A: Applesauce

by Josh the Meowth on October 16th 2010, 2:56 am

Q: It's SO stupid how people say "awesome sauce" when it doesn't even make sense! I swear, if ONE more person says ANYTHING "sauce", I'm gonna scream! What do you have to say to THAT?

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A: Shut up, fool!

by ShunGuan on October 16th 2010, 3:43 am

Q: Say, aren't you the same Mr. T that composed that song Xenon for beatMania IIDX?

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A: I don't want people fearing me. Seriously. Embarassed

by Neil on October 16th 2010, 8:12 pm

Q: What would you say if people ran away from you because you looked so scary?

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A: Holla holla get £.

by Luke Delfino on October 16th 2010, 9:10 pm

Q: What's the top European rap song this week?

A: Cuz people gotta be dissin the Sauce. >8[

by foxyumbreon on October 16th 2010, 9:41 pm

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Why are you filling those water balloons with jalapeno hot sauce?
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A
Because they kick ass.

by Josh the Meowth on October 17th 2010, 1:43 am

Q: Why the hell are you wearing those black panties and that shirt that has a Snorlax on it?

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A: All because two people fell in love.

by Neil on October 17th 2010, 12:13 pm

Q: Why the hell is there mass chaos infecting the world by this angry suitor?

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A: Shut up and drive.

by ShunGuan on October 17th 2010, 2:20 pm

Q: Hey, you mind holding my DS for me so I can send a text to my BFF and finish this crossword?

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A: {insert gay joke here}

by Kaji RJ Kaldaka on October 17th 2010, 2:34 pm

Q: Did you guys know Joe Mauer is Elton John’s favorite catcher?

A: Yeah I know, I was totally smashed!

by Milky on October 17th 2010, 3:59 pm

Q:you do know you wareing banana shoes right?

A:squidgy chocolate