Verbose Songs/Lyrics

Exactly what it sounds like. Take the title of a song, or part of the lyrics, and make it as needlessly wordy and gentlemanly as possible. No need to identify a song to post your own, though you can feel free to reply with a quote if you wanna guess what a song somebody put up is. Please include whether you're posting a title or a section of lyrics, though. :3

For example, the original Pokemon theme would become:
"It is my utmost ambition to become the superlative individual, in such a way that has not been surpassed by any prior persons of such status."

So, here's the first official one. It's some lyrics. An entire chorus, in fact.

"The nature of your opinion is of no concern to me, provided that the object of your focus is myself. The superior individuals among the population are capable of achieving a positive mental state even in circumstances which would seem to hinder such a state."

hmm... well, this is part of the lyrics, which is repeated various times.

"Thou must vigorously agitate thy posterior to resemble a sodium chloride dispenser."

here's the bgining of a famouse sog by Sir-Numerous-blending

I am sexually attracted to derriere and I cannot falsify my statement.
All of you other fine gentlemen cannot disprove my findings.
When a young lady enters the premises with very petite mid-section and a voluptuous subject of our discussion in your presence
you attain erection, and you want to present said erection
because you observed that her back side was packed down
unfathomably down into the garments on her person.
I’m addicted and I can’t cease from intently gazing upon them.
Dear child, I want to go courting with you and take your photograph.
My confidants endeavor to notify me, but that derriere you possess makes my body become sexually aroused.

So, my dear gentlemen, (huzzah!) Gentlemen, (huzzah!)
Has your intimate lady friend possess the necessary hind quarters? (Indeed!)
In which case, instructed them to vibrate said area (Vibrate!) Vibrate (Vibrate!)
Vibrate said vigorous derriere
M’lady possesses hind quarters.