Limericks Galore

All right, I think this one should be fun. I'll just set one ground rule here, assuming everyone here knows how a limerick works. For those that don't, here's the rhyme scheme in which A rhymes with A, and B rhymes with B. :

A
A
B
B
A

And here's the stress/syllable pattern:

A: da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA da
B: da-DA da-da-DA da

This is meant for people to do in fours. Here's how it works: First poster offers A. Second poster rhymes that line with another A. Third poster fills in the next TWO Bs to keep the meter going. Last poster finishes the limerick with the ending of their choice.

EXAMPLE

First Post: There was a young lizard named Guan
Second Post: Who went to the local furcon
Third Post: A Charem he showered
And then rump-devoured
Fourth Post: Right after they got their freak on

This is an adult forum, so make 'em as dirty as you want. I'll let the person after me start.

There on a changing table is James

who was going to get cock vored

hm. see, that doesnt rhyme...

((dificult a bit, it must rhyme and fit well in total.. okay ))

a zangoose was having a good time

(oops XP)

and he was in his prime

((ummm not only that lucrio.... there is a rithm to it too....))

he was fucked in the butt
and he cummed out a lot

The rhyme scheme for a limerick is:

A
A
B
B
A

A's rhymes with A's, and B's rhymes with B's.

And here's the stress/syllable patterns for each line.

Line 1, 2, 5: da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA da
Line 3, 4: da-DA da-da-DA da

Hope this helps!

Thanks Charem. It might have been useful if I had explained that earlier. I'll edit my post to get that in.

Sorry guys...I think we should restart. Or would you guys rather do this two posts a limerick (i.e. First: AA Second: BBA)?

There was a pink zangoose bound up

And on his male parts was a cup

The pred ready the pikavee dildo with rubber

"He looked at his prey, all surrounded in blubber"

Off the handle, here's my own:

There once was a bee from Nantucket
Who drank honey right out of a bucket.
When it gets on his face,
He's quite a disgrace,
And all he can say is "just fuckit".

The was old woman from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Her blood stopped flowing
Cos the plants were growing
Then her ass was all covered in weeds

Dragon has an imperviouse hide
a dragon may also give you a ride
but if a growl you do hear
best to steer clear
or you may wind up inside.
(hehe ^^ vore limerick ^^)

That was cool!

Mary, Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow
I live in a flat (english word for apartment)
You stupid twat
So how am I supposed to know

The corrupt english nursery rhyme

I know that on! and shouldn't we be doing like above, everyone writes a line until we have a limerick? ill star

in a forest known well.

Where pikachus dwell

(uh oh those lines are to short!)
they played games

What a damn shame

because all the pikachus fell!