Let's Play Knuxhema!

LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES SPLIT MY BOY

YEA!!

Yes? Then let us laugh, and laugh!









Yeah, that was just a loop of the same laughter. How droll, am I right?

Actually, if you choose to laugh a total of 10 times, then something WILL happen...



Oh dear. Too much of a good thing...



He knows how to go out with a smile though!



Unfortunately, this is of course a Game Over.

So let's say No to our continued laughter...



Which just brings us back to this choice. And since there's only one thing we haven't picked, I'll pick it now. Walk Further!



Hey...Knux-dude...you're not thinking of crossing over that pit to walk left, are ya?



KNUCKLES YOU FOOL. WAT YOU DO.



Oh...I guess it's okay if you don't STAND on it. =o



Hey look, a new screen! Though I guess there's nowhere to go here, considering it's the end of the world and all... Let's turn back.



Um...yes there is, we could just go where we came from and we'd be fine... Knuckles, seriously, stop. =x



*siiiigh* I rather hate you, Narrator. =(

Since it seems going left would be a cardinal sin, we seem destined to careen off the approaching cliff. But first, shall we say something hopefully-profound?

Yes | No

No

no!

Say that you have no regrets!!!

I'd say yes, but only if it involves grapes.

Considering we can't say that we have no regrets (sadly, Knux regretted much in his short, echidna-y life), and considering that we are COMPLETELY DONE WITH THE GRAPES LET IT GO, it sounds like everybody's in agreement. No last words for us! I guess it doesn't matter too much in the long run anyways...



...Straightforward, I suppose.



Wheeee!



D'oh! Knuckles, you idiot. The one time you COULD safely glide...

Game Over! But what if we said Yes to saying our last word?



Makes sense to me. :B After this 'last word', Knuckles throws himself off the cliff in exactly the same way as before. Game Over, again!

Incidentally, if you guys haven't noticed...that ends quite a large arc of the game for us! In fact, we've explored every option on the screen left of the beginning screen. Which means we really must reverse quite a ways back to find an option we haven't explored!

In fact, that brings us back to that cruicial direction choice we made much, much earlier...



Yep, all the way back to here! Left brings us to all the hjinks we just experienced, and Down killed us, so... Let's go Right!



Onwards to new territory!



It's green! OH SO GREEN!

...Oh, and there's Robotnik all chillin' out.



Or Eggman, I guess we're calling him in this game. THE Eggman. Well doesn't HE think himself to be such a bigshot. =/



Wisely, Knuckles prepares for a fist-fight. Unwisely, Knuckles thinks Eggman will actually be sporting enough to actually ENGAGE in a fist-fight.



Look at all the fresh, new options! *o* What to do, indeed?

Kill | Get Tricked | Nasty Sign

NASTY SIGN

Kill

Hmm, Nasty Sign!

I say kill first, and then do the nasty. That's not necrophiliac at all.

Nasty sign!

*pokes guan*

Time to be a troll and say "Get Tricked!"

I'm just kidding - I think a nasty sign will do.

Man, you guys are total trolls, you know that? Alright, alright, let's flash the Nasty Sign...



Knuckles, you crass echidna! You learned that from Tails, didn't you? >=(



Aww. Now look what you did. ='(



It seems The Eggman's pride took quite a hit from Knux's rogue middle finger. He may be an evil scientist, but evil scientists have feelings too!

Hmm, how shall we rectify this situation?

Yes | No

No

No!

I say comfort him by not doing so.

Heartless, simply heartless... Okay, No comfort for The Eggman then.



It seems the doctor is secretly more self-conscious than anyone realized. =( In fact, you should see the 'hot girlfriend' badnik he created for himself. He is oh, so lonely...it's quite tragic.



There's that question again. Well guys, shall we cave in and finally comfort him, or stick to our guns and refuse such an action again? (It's quite possible a second 'No' could have different results...)

Yes | No

No

Aww, his plight is stirring my sympathy so very much. I'll comfort him MORE MIDDLE FINGER! And then maybe some more cheese for that whine! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT BITCH?! *slaps Eggman across the face hard*

...hmmm, maybe I'm getting a little carried away...nah. *slaps the other cheek*

no!

You're a big pile of meanies! But alright. Still No comfort for The Eggman.



Ya pushed him over the edge, guys. Over the edge...





Hm! I knew Knux could kill with those fists of his, but I never knew he could kill with a mere finger as well. =o



Thank you Narrator, we never could've figured that out on our own. >.>



But hey, the path forward is available to us now!





Well this place is pretty. :3



It's purple! :o



Purple things tend to invoke those sorts of emotions, yes. Ever since aliens tried to take all the world's purple objects for use in an ultimate weapon... Thank god Bart Simpson saved us from those dark times.



Of course, this purple object could be dangerous as well! We seem to have a choice here. Shall we destroy the infidel curtain?

Yes | No

Yes

Sure, why not?

Definitely. The curtain is grape-colored, and look where that got us last time.

Kill it!!!

Yes, of course we want to defeat the dastardly drapes!



KNUCKLES MAD! KNUCKLES SMASH CURTAIN!



For the benefit of those of you not playing the game, a glass-like sound is heard when Knuckles attacks the curtain. Curious...



Of course, curiousity killed the echidna! Or wait, was that cats? Well, in that case, I'm sure it'd be fine to take a peek... Right?

Well, it's up to you guys.

Yes | No

Nope, just kill it some more.

no

Nah, I'm sure it's just more grapes and not an emerald at all.

No peeking under the curtain? You guys suddenly got very...mundane... But, alright.





I'm sure it was nothing important anyways.



Hey wait, this looks familiar...



Oh no, we found the end of the world. AGAIN.

Actually, if we're on the floating Angel Island, then I suppose it makes sense enough that there's multiple Ends like this...

So, this particular End of the World works differently than the other one, right? I mean, we aren't forced to die here like on the other one...right?



D'oh!

Actually, yes. The game treats this End exactly like the other one, right down to the 'Do you want to say a last word?' and everything. So obviously, this place is a Game Over no matter what we do.

It's time to rewind a bit to our last unexplored choice...



You guys chose not to peek. But since our only option now is to peek... OVERRULED! >:3



Wait, that's the...



OoO

...It's all your faults for attacking that poor, defenseless curtain, you know. >=(



I suppose Knux didn't exactly live up to his title of Keeper of the Master Emerald, now did he? Also, poor toe.



And poor head. =x

Well, we seem to be in a rut again...let's rewind a bit further to our PREVIOUS last unexplored choice!



Ah, right. This is where you reckless Poke'goons decided to break everything. Well we're not having any of that this time! Our only unexplored choice is to not kill the curtain, so...



...Wait, that's it? But if we keep walking...



...



...Ergh. I don't suppose we can do something new here besides dyin-



Friggin' goddamnit.

OKAAAAAY. Let's WAY rewind, hmm? Okay, NOW where was the last time we had a path branch that we never explored?



Right here, apparantly. Causing Robotnik's suicide did us no good, so perhaps... Comfort?



Oh yeah? >=( Why not?



...Oh. That's why not. oxo





THANKS NARRATOR.



And the 'good' doctor vrooms off. And we get ANOTHER Game Over. We're all kind of sucky at this game, aren't we?

...Alright. Let's rewind...one more time. There has to be SOME point where we were given a bunch of choices that we overlooked the majority of...



Ah yes! When we first encountered The Eggman. You guys immediately jumped on the crassest of the choices...but there's still two others we can do. Perhaps one might lead us to success, rather than a drawn-out, inevitable demise?

...Probably not, but let's choose one of the options anyways. XP What shall we do now?

Kill | Get Tricked

Get Tricked!


Silly Akidna tricks are for kids!

Kill

I WANT TO KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD *jams to Skrillex as he votes Kill for the umpteenth time, being the good little sociopath he is*

Alright then! Let's Kill this punk-Egg!



FALCAHN

PAAAUNCH



... That didn't work, did it?



Oh, just a delayed reaction... Okay. :o



Team Eggman's blasting off AGAAAAaaain...



Our Narrator, folks. He's there for us without eyeballs.





Um...that's it? I hope you mean walking to a completely new location, because otherwise we're...



NOT AGAIN... -.-

Yes. Everything plays out exactly as you'd expect from here. But we're not doing re-runs... Rewinding to our last unchosen option!



Perhaps the most unlikely option will prove to be our ace in the hole? Let's Get Tricked.



What sort of...trick...is that? o.-



AND WHY DID IT WORK? O.---



Ahh, the power of the imagination. Also, gross.



Knuckles died as he lived: full of potassium. =o Game Over once again...

So, if it isn't obvious, we seem to be stuck in a rut. As is the norm for us now, let's rewind back until we find some sort of choice we've yet to do...



Wait...this is all the way back to the start of the game! And here I thought we might be making SOME progress?... x3

Okay, here's what we know. Going Away - to ANYWHERE - results in our inevitable failure, so that's off our choice list. We've tried Sleeping before, but I know for a fact we didn't explore all our options down that route... And we've never tried Waiting before.

So what're we going to do this time, guys?

Wait | Sleep

wait

Sleep

(didnt you allready pick sleep in the begining?)

I say wait it out like a man

He did pick Sleep, but we haven't done everything that sleep has to offer us. Still, let's save it for later and just Wait around. Maybe there will be things to Kill that way.

(Yes Ninyok, we DID sleep before, but there were some options down the 'Sleep' path that we never explored. So it's still a viable option. ;3 )

The votes go to Waiting then! Let's hope Knux doesn't get in trouble for loitering. :o







*whistles*









I concur to that.



Good question. If we continue to wait, something might happen...though we could also just be impatient and stop waiting. What'll it be, Poke'goons?

Yes | No

Yes

HELL YEAH!!! XD THIS IS FUN!

Yes

Keep waiting, Knuckles. Your download will be finished in approximately 1w2d3h7m49s.

Yes, of course we'll keep waiting!

Though in fact, nothing will happen until we've waited a total of 5 times. I'll spare you the monotomy, of course...and get right to the content!



Why hello there, The Eggman.



Ew, GROSS! We didn't need to see that fat bastard do THAT. D: D: D:

Oh, it's An Eggman now? Perhaps it's The Eggman's brother, then?

Regardless...



...We apparantly can ignore The/An Eggman entirely and continue our interesting wait. If we want to, anyways.

What shall we do now?

Yes | No

Yes!

No

Sure why not... *Stops and things* Change of plan Lets not wait so we can kill him!

He can wait along with you. It wouldn't kill him. OR WOULD IT