Corrupt a wish

Granted, but your first spell misfires, it destroys the entire set, and all knowledge of it.

I wish that I had a good, complete, vore game that runs on my computer without destroying it.

Granted, but now lightning strikes you constantly until you die.

I wish I could transform into anything I can think of whenever I want to.

Granted, but you can't control where you land, and end up in a place that instantly kills you.

I wish to be on Santa's nice list for Christmas.

Granted, but he decides to give you exactly what he thinks you want for christmas: A hydrogen bomb that accidentally got activated when you opened it's wrapping...


I wish for a new pc with new parts and an advanced graphics card and such.

Granted, but due to security errors it crashes every time you start it up.

I wish for the ability to be eaten by anyone, and survive.

granted, you ruin the food chain.

I wish for a sonic screwdriver

Granted, the sonic screwdriver breaks irreparably before you can use it.

I wish the Tenth Doctor survived.

granted, now time was torn apart and destroyed 2/3 of the universe

I wish for a sonic hammer

Granted, Torchwood takes it from you within minutes

I wish I had a real set of Pokeballs containing my 6 favorite Pokemon.

granted, you don't know how to use any of it

i wish for a sonic saw

Granted, The Doctor borrows it and you never see it again.

I wish I was a Pokemon.

granted, your a magikarp

I wish for 20/20 vision

Granted, five seconds later you go blind.

I wish I could control Time and Space.

granted, you could only control it for .1 seconds before dieing for power overdose

I wish for musical talent

Granted, you have a talent for annoying yodeling.

I wish I was my character.

Granted, but you are hunted down by your government and disected for research.

I wish I were a genius.

granted, you have so many expectations pust upon you that you go nuts

I wish fir a sonic gun

Granted, Jack Harkness steals it to replace his lost one.

I wish I could read every good vore story that will be written in the past present, and future.

granted...Time Paradox!

I wish for a sonic pencil

Granted, it comes locked in a triple deadlock seal.

I wish I had a K-9 robot dog.

granted, it has no power source.

I wish the a 4ds

Granted, you don't have any games that run on it.

I wish I owned the internet.

granted, you are killed for all the money you make.

I wish I was Neo

Granted, but there is no matrix so all you powers are dormant.

I wish I was an amazing game designer.

Granted, but it was designed badly and the first time you fire it explodes.

I wish for a slice of cheese.

Granted, before you can eat it, it is eaten by a mouse.

I wish I was on TV.

granted, but you are on tv because you were brutally murdered.

I wish for a home theater.

granted you have no home.

i wish for cake

Granted, but it's a lie.

I wish I had a Serperior for a friend~

granted, it lives on the other side of the universe

I wish i has cupcakes

Granted, but the Serperior ate them first.

I wish I could grow and shrink at will.

Granted, but you accidentally shrink into nothing

I wish I had a taco.

Granted, I ate it before you.

I wish I was a benign artificial intelligence.

granted, it takes over everything.

I wish for a 16gb ram card

Granted, you only get security alert

I wish I had a giant cookie 83

granted, it was eaten by aliens

I wish for a new pokemon game

Granted, but it's a horribly made hack.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly straight up, at 500 miles per second.

I wish I was a ninja,

granted, your on dealiest warror

i wish i was a sparten

Granted, but the entire world comes together and kills you for fear of your power.


I wish I had any super power I want at any moment.

granted, the world ends just afterwards.

I wish for the power to control life and death.

granted, you cut yourself.

I wish for a gaming computer