Re: Corrupt a wish

by hawk1237 on January 20th 2012, 10:43 am

Granted, except for one, you.
I wish for silly things.

by theronnie13 on January 20th 2012, 10:45 am

(Nrghhg..... Ahhhh!)

Granted, they explode in your face! Hahahaha!

I wish for a goat!

by hawk1237 on January 20th 2012, 10:48 am

Granted, it eats all of your clothes.
I wish for the band "Ok, Goat" to exist.

by eragoneater on January 20th 2012, 6:13 pm

granted, they suck

I wish for a pizza

by Dragonaris on January 20th 2012, 8:21 pm

Granted, it is anchovy pizza.

I wish for a good, non-dangerous, pepperoni pizza.

by Blade on January 20th 2012, 8:34 pm

granted,you try to swallow a big peice and choke to death

I wish for bitches

by Dragonaris on January 20th 2012, 8:56 pm

Granted, you get female wolves who rip you to pieces.

I wish I was one of the female wolves eating kickin21

by eragoneater on January 20th 2012, 9:35 pm

granted, he fights back, and kills you

I wish for a new car

by Dragonaris on January 20th 2012, 9:38 pm

Granted, but it is so new that it is untested, and blows up.

I wish no more wishes would involve explosions.

by Blade on January 20th 2012, 9:45 pm

Granted,you get shot in the face

"i wish for a new closet

by Dragonaris on January 20th 2012, 10:35 pm

Granted, it is booby trapped, and you got shot by 386 bullets of varying types.

I wish vore was a common fetish instead of a fringe one.

by BaltoCore on January 21st 2012, 6:38 am

Granted, everyone tries it and dies

I wish for a bigger tv

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 7:06 am

Granted, it falls on you and breaks.

I wish I was indestructible.

by eragoneater on January 21st 2012, 8:51 am

granted, you fall into deep water and drown

I wish for a new x-box

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 9:07 am

Granted, I steal it immediately, as I don't have one.

I wish that there was no discrimination in the world, ever.

by eragoneater on January 21st 2012, 9:35 am

granted, people go crazy from happiness

I wish for a ps4

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 9:48 am

Granted, it is so awesome your head implodes.

I wish that no author would die before completing a series.

by hawk1237 on January 21st 2012, 9:51 am

Granted, they complete one series, but the later books in it never get published.
I wish for my explosion wishes back, without exploding me.

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 9:57 am

Granted, they explode everything else, so you suffocate.

I wish I could grant immortality to anyone I wanted to.

by hawk1237 on January 21st 2012, 9:58 am

Granted, but you accidenally grant immortality to your arch enemy and can't undo it.

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 10:02 am

ΩϢΣϥϔ°Δϐж Wish data already corrupted.

I wish I was a wizard.
(Yay, alliteration.)

by hawk1237 on January 21st 2012, 10:10 am

Granted, you can't cast spells.
I wish for my wish to be uncorrupted.

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 10:25 am

Granted, it is the wish you didn't wish for.

I wish there was less errors on new computer systems.

by hawk1237 on January 21st 2012, 10:27 am

Granted, but only for 5 seconds. Afterwards, there is five times as many.
I wish for SPAAAAARRRTTTTAAAAAAA!

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 10:38 am

Granted, it see you as the enemy, and kill you.

I wish I was a demigod.

by eragoneater on January 21st 2012, 12:58 pm

granted, hades kills you

I WISH FOR peace

by Blade on January 21st 2012, 1:26 pm

Granted,aliens take over do to lack of weapons

I wish for a slutty girlfriend

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 1:39 pm

Granted, you get aids.

I wish that aliens were peaceful.

by Blade on January 21st 2012, 1:49 pm

granted,they accidently blow up the earth

i wish for a new shirt

by eragoneater on January 21st 2012, 3:19 pm

granted, its to small

I wish for a ray gun

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 3:25 pm

Granted, it is broken.

I wish I was in torchwood.

by eragoneater on January 21st 2012, 4:12 pm

granted, the daleks kill everyone inside

i wish for a sonic gun

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 4:15 pm

The Doctor borrows it and never returns it.

I wish I was the Doctors Tardis.

by eragoneater on January 21st 2012, 5:35 pm

granted, you blow up and become the sun

I wish for a Tardis

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 6:09 pm

Granted, the master steels it and turns it into a paradox machine.

I wish I was a time lord.

by Blade on January 21st 2012, 6:27 pm

Granted,you accidently destroy the space/time continueum

I wish for a mirror sheild

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 6:37 pm

Granted, it is a mirror that breaks at the first hit.

I wish for the master sword.

by Crys on January 21st 2012, 6:40 pm

Granted ganondorf steels it and rapes everybody!
I wish to be the only one ganondorf doesn't rape

by hawk1237 on January 21st 2012, 6:41 pm

Granted, but it cracks and you get 7 years of bad luck.
I wish for an real american dollar.

by hawk1237 on January 21st 2012, 6:43 pm

((Well, you two posted faster than me >.< go up two wishes.))
Granted, but someone else rapes you.
I still wish for a real american dollar.

by Crys on January 21st 2012, 6:46 pm

Granted navi annoys the shit out of you for the rest of your lfe
I wish for gardevoir sex razz

by hawk1237 on January 21st 2012, 6:49 pm

Granted, it rapes you.
I wish for an healthy puppy.

by Crys on January 21st 2012, 6:53 pm

Granted it gets stepped on and squished like a bug
I wish the gardevoir wou;d rape me

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 7:26 pm

Granted, it mind rapes you.

I wish the Gardevoir would eat you.

by Crys on January 21st 2012, 7:28 pm

Granted, it does that to you 5 times!
I still wish it would do all these things, damnit!

by BaltoCore on January 21st 2012, 8:04 pm

Granted, it rapes you and you die

I wish for a butt

by Crys on January 21st 2012, 8:09 pm

Granted it craps on you!
I still wish gardevoir would do all the things mentioned above, including raping me til i was dead.

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 8:32 pm

Granted, it wipes your memory right before you die.

I wish my dog's wouldn't get old.

by Crys on January 21st 2012, 8:36 pm

Granted they farted more
I still wish for the gardevoir rape. better than regular intercourse when the female does the raping. dominant women give the best sex!

by Dragonaris on January 21st 2012, 11:48 pm

Granted, your mind is wiped the whole time, so you don't remember it as it happens.

I wish I had a dragon.