Corrupt a wish

Granted it dies i n5 mins
I wish for invincibility so she gave him the best rape ever.

(...wat)

Granted, but it only happens in your head

I wish the guy above me wasn't obsessed with Gardevior :I

Granted, everyone else knew i was,but you forgot.
I wish it wasn't in my head, so Ha :Trollface: !

Granted, it was an out of body experience.

I wish I had a Cresselia.

Granted, It killed everybody.
I wish I was taken on by the kirls again! ^.^

Granted, it's only for two seconds

I wish the guy above me made sence

Granted, you lose everything you own

I wish the guy above me could spell

I granted, I get a good paying job *smugface*

I wish for a TARDIS.

Granted, as soon as you try to time travel, it brings you to a time in the future where everyone is rosie o'donnel and nancy pelosi.

I wish for a female master.

Granted, she makes you hold up the house

I wish for a sonic pen

Granted, but it's meant for some kind of spy and he kills you for it.

I wish to a great musician.

Granted, You´ll only get a onehit wonder than only lasts for 2 weeks in the top 10 charts

I wish to have a Real Lugia as Pet.

Granted, but it is the size of a dust partical and you accidentally step on it.

I wish that a wish would wish for a wish, that wishes for a wish, etc.

granted, as long as it dont wishes more than a half wish

I wish for all the games i want

Granted, It frys all your game systems

I wish for a suit

Granted, it explodes when you put it on.

I wish for all the diomands in the world, safe from harm and in my grasp.

Granted, They Turn into coal when you give them away or touch them

I wish for a Hous without my Parents

Granted, you instead have aunts and uncles living with you.

I wish for the worlds largest nuclear bomb, and that it dosen't explode until I want it to.

Granted, The explosion just brings out candy cane

I wish to know what sexuality I´m in

Granted, you get hit by a truck ten seconds later

I wish for a 303 British rifle

Granted, you get cartridges with weak primers that make them go off on you, killing you :trollface:

I wish for a new upper reciever for my bushmaster predator ar-15...

(That's not how gun ammo works)
Granted, it explodes

I wish for minecraft

(If the primer isn't set properly, it can go off. Happened to my brother. the gunsmith analyzed the reloads and they were all that way.)
Granted, you immediately get a virus that kills your registry.

I wish for sex not to be painful for me.

Granted it will be over the internet porn site

I wish for more freetime

Granted, it requirers you quitting your job

I wish for a sonic gun

Granted I get a pale of napalm and burn you and the gun.

I wish for a better position for my job.

eragoneater wrote:Granted, it requirers you quitting your job

Actually, i don´t have a job, since i still go to school

edit, Got dammit >.<
Granted, you´ll get rewarded with overtime with no end

I wish to meet my gf

granted, the air force bombs you

I wish I had A sonic lockpick

Granted, after 5 seconds it turns into a possessed dildo that shoves itself into your bum hole.

I wish for some more gardy yiff

Granted, but the gardy is male.

I wish for a nice warm bed~

Granted, it's on the sun

I wish for a mini gun

grantet, it shoots water

i wish for the 3DS

Granted, you get it 30 years from now

I wish for a space ship

granted, it crashes when it arrives

i wish for a longer live

Granted, but your looks age faster

I wish for fish

granted, i´t the poisonous barbfish(i think?)

I wish that my brothers birthday ends now

Granted, tommorow it lasts 5 times as long. Buh-wha?

I wish for PINGAS!!!

[Original Post
Run Program: Wishing Game//
/
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If we believed in fate this would certainly be it. You are granted with our original terminal and current data. You are then deleted for being superfluous.

We simply wish for everyone to realize how illogical they really are, and adjust accordingly.]

We failed to realize that we were on page 1 rather then 10, most forums we are used to take you to the most recent immediately. The oversight has been corrected.

New Wish Granted: You receive a mix of Robotnik's quotes which never ends. And you simply cannot look away. You finally succumb to hunger, but promise the paramedics a big PROMOTION.

Our wish still stands.

End Program/

Wtf? Ok, that was weird.

/No wish to corrupt/?malfunction]

I wish for pokemon to be true entities on this earth.

Granted, but a huge fight breaks out and the earth is destroyed.

I wish for the ability of controlled teleportation.

Granted, it's so awesome, your brain collapses on itself.
:trollface:
I wish for a new, non exploding upper reciever for my AR-15

Granted, it gets hit by lightning

I wish for more PBat vids

Granted, but someone else is jealous of them and kill you for them.

I wish for longer days.

Granted, the climate gets colder because of it

I wish for a computer with 16 gb ram

Granted, it has a shit-ton of errors and your registry gets corrupt due to it
:trollface:
I wish for FEMALE (Non tranny or herm) gardevoir sex again !

Granted, you may now only have boners for 8 seconds...

I wish clothing wasn't mandatory in public

Granted, being a nudist gets your penis lopped off by dovahkiin.

I wish for viagra so the gardei sex doesn't have short 8 second erections.

The Viagra only works for 9 seconds

I wish clothing in public was illegal

Damnit! Granted, you get gangraped (By males) Til your anus bleeds out and you die :trollface:

I wish for dragons breath for my 12 gauge.

granted, but your 12 gauge turns to an evil monster

i wish to have a mate of my own