Re: Corrupt a wish

by Cecilix on December 30th 2011, 10:21 pm

Granted, a virus destroys it.

I want high-impact absorbing boots.

by eragoneater on December 30th 2011, 10:23 pm

granted, your hips dislocate.

I wish for a phaser.

by Cecilix on December 30th 2011, 10:28 pm

Granted, you phase yourself out of existence.

I want to sleep

by eragoneater on December 30th 2011, 10:31 pm

granted, a creeper gets you.
O_o
I wish I could remember my dreams.

by Dragonaris on December 31st 2011, 7:36 am

Granted, you forget about your real life.

I wish I was Batman.

by Max Eclipscia on December 31st 2011, 7:40 am

Granted after your parents were killed behind an opera house.

I wish I lived alone with Rayquaza or Dialga.

by Dragonaris on December 31st 2011, 8:41 am

Granted, you live there to be raised as food.

I wish I won the game show "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader."

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 10:42 am

granted, you got nothing out of it.

I wish for voice acting skills

by Dragonaris on December 31st 2011, 1:56 pm

Granted, you can't talk if you believe anyone can hear you.

I wish that vore was accepted in the common community.

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 2:12 pm

granted you get eaten

i wish i had magic powers

by Dragonaris on December 31st 2011, 2:45 pm

Granted, you can only squish small, harmless bugs with your mind as long as you are five inches away from it.

I wish I could shrink.

by Max Eclipscia on December 31st 2011, 2:59 pm

Granted, but you cannot stop shrinking, so you eventually become nothing.

I wish I could focus better.

by Dragonaris on December 31st 2011, 3:02 pm

Granted, you can now focus intently on every single spot of dust in your house.

I wish that there were more people who semi-publicly were into vore.

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 3:32 pm

granted, then its not as fun

I wish for it to rain hambergers

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 3:38 pm

granted but they are gigantic

i wish to control water

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 3:39 pm

granted, there is a drought

i widh for FRAPS

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 3:51 pm

granted you get 2

i wish to control all elements

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 3:52 pm

granted the world turns to dust

I wish for the snow plow to fall into a ditch

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 3:55 pm

granted but you are in the ditch

i wish pokemon existed

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 3:56 pm

Granted, they hate all humans and wipe us from existance.

I wish i was cool

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 3:59 pm

granted you get so big headed after a day your head pops

i wish to be able to become inviseable and turn back to normal whenever i want

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 4:09 pm

granted, you pervert Wink

I wish for laser eyes

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 4:12 pm

granted but they melt your eyes

i wish to be invinceable

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 4:14 pm

granted, people get killed when they touch you

I wish for a lightsaber

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 4:15 pm

granted it exblodes in your hands

i wish to have all 7 dragon balls

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 4:16 pm

granted, your not the balls your thinking of

I wish for a xbox

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 4:21 pm

granted it blows up the world

i wish to be able to freeze and unfreeze time whenever i want

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 4:22 pm

granted you tear the fagile balace of space and time

I wish I had a pocket demention in my pocket

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 4:23 pm

granted you get sucked into a black hole

i wish to have a tamed pet dragon

(why havent you posted on rp yet?)

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 4:25 pm

granted, it eats you out of hunger

I wish for a pet cat

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 4:27 pm

granted you get hit by a bus trying to save it

i wish to be dr octagonapus

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 4:29 pm

granted, you fail as him

I wish for lotsa sagetti

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 4:31 pm

granted you get fat and have a heart attack and die

i wish to live forever

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 4:32 pm

granted, the loss of your firends and family drives you to insanity

I wish for a new hat

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 4:34 pm

granted but it ithes so bad having it on for a second makes you scratch so hard you die

i wish to be a super hero

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 4:36 pm

granted, the terrorists blow you up

I wish for it to be summer

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 4:39 pm

granted but it gets so hot you melt

i wish to be able to breathe air and in water

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 6:03 pm

granted, you are allways winded because it is imposable to have lungs and gils.

I wish for a new camera

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 6:06 pm

granted but its a bomb that explodes when you turn it on

i wish for eternal happiness

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 6:07 pm

granted, people kill you out of spite

I wish for world peace

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 6:10 pm

granted but aliens kill everyone for lack of guns

i wish to have infinate munny

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 6:11 pm

granted, *money* doesn't buy happiness

I wish I had a hotdog

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 6:14 pm

granted its poisonous

i wish to win game character game

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 6:16 pm

granted, you get bored

I wish for a starfleat class spaceship

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 6:18 pm

granted it explodes with you in it

i wish to be as strong as sparta

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 6:20 pm

Granted, you get killed with the rest of the *spartans* while fighting the purians

I wish alexguy100 would stop corrupting my wishes

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 6:23 pm

granted you stop making wishes

i wish they made another harry potter

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 6:23 pm

Granted, it sucked

I wish for a cool gun

by alexguy100 on December 31st 2011, 6:27 pm

granted it got cursed and killed you

i wish to discover magic

by eragoneater on December 31st 2011, 6:29 pm

granted, the power kills you

I wish I had the time vortex running though my head