Corrupt a wish

Granted, He´ll be your master of playing Sudoku instead of having fun wit hyou

I wish for being a Lugia

Granted, you get disected live by confused scientists.

I wish for CAKE!

Granted, it's a lie

I wish for a new computer

"granted,it gets huge unfixable virus

i wish for sexy fat anthro pikachu

Granted, it squashes you before you can do anything with it,

I wish for an m11x

Granted, I take it

I wish I could meet doctor who

granted, his tardas lands on you

i wish for a pet dragon

Granted hes your son

I wish better schoolmarks

Granted, your brain implodes itself.

I wish for a less shitty laptop.

Granted, It falls apart instead because it was made, IN AMERICA

I wish for World Destruction

Granted, the others get safed and you remain on the destructive world

I wish for more maturity

Granted, the kids become mature, and adults become immature, thus making MORE maturity.

I wish for chocolate ____D:

Granted its in a chocolate bar transformed back chocolate

I wish for comisions !

Granted but the commission is written in an unreadable language

I wish for a friendly Cinccino as a friend.

granted, it's on the other side of the planet

I wish for a TARDIS 2.0

Granted, it causes a parodox and makes it so that show never existed
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I wish for no more Who wishes!

Granted,

I wish for a federation class star ship

Granted, it blows up because of a kitten attack.

I wishe I knew what the hell that was.

Granted, you watch star trek

I wish for a phaser

granted, it backfires

I wish for a battlecruiser from starcraft

granted It´ll get busted by a hord of Mutalisks a few second before it arrives

I wish for mor muskles

granted, you only get a stonger heart

I wish for a R2 unit

granted, it gets cut in half by a lightsaber

i wish to become an anthro wolf

Granted, science cuts you open

I wish for a lightsaber

granted, you´ll fail using it and cut yourself up

I´ll wish for more posts in this game

granted, they are in spanish

I wish for a TADRIS again

granted but deformed

i wish for some friends.

Granted, they troll you

I wish for a regeneration cycle

granted,but the cycle takes so long it stops being usefull

i wish for a smore flavoured poptart

granted it tastes like something very nasty

I wish for more activity in my RP´s

Granted, there is no good grammer

I wish for a new video

Granted, it's horrible and bores you.

I wish for a sniper tower on my house.

Granted, theres no way to get into it

I wish for no more trolling

Granted, but it happens in another thread

I wish for a pizza

Granted, it's 50 years old

I wish for a play station vita

Granted. A month later, all of the Vitas are recalled. Something about bad wiring and the batteries exploding.

I wish I could get the theme to Roadside Romeo unstuck from my head.

Granted, Justen Beiber's Baby Baby takes it's place.

I wish I was a ninja.

Granted, you had to have sex with justin bieber > : D

I wish for being him in that moment (I know, I've heard it and been called it. It's okay to say 'Fucken weirdo!')

Granted, the one you are fucking is a male gardevoir ninja.

I wish that I knew a good Darkrai.

Damn! Granted, the darkrai killed everyone but you that you ever came across.

I wish I was better at rping and everyone wanted to rp with me whenever I entered the chatbox.

Granted. EVERYONE wants to RP with you. And they won't take no for an answer. Especially not the n00by l33tspeakers; they want to RP with you more than anything.

I wish Hollywood would stop making movies based on old Hanna-Barbera cartoons that even back then we only watched because there was nothing else on at the time.

Granted, they make even worse movies

I wish for a sonic pen

Granted. You get a cheap ten-for-a-dollar pen with a Sonic the Hedgehog pencil-topper on it.

I wish I was the best bagpipe player in the world.

Granted but a frreak accident had your head impalied upon the pipes, all of them.

I wish beauty didn't matter in society

Granted, but then everyone dies

I wish for nothing

Granted. The universe implodes. Now you are nothing.

I wish Pat Robertson's house would get struck by lightning (not to kill him; just so I could see the look on his face as he tried to explain away that).

Terastas wrote:Granted. The universe implodes. Now you are nothing.

Invalid.

Granted, but he dies.

I wish for Asdf

Granted, but you get fdsa

I wish for a giant living female Pachirisu to cuddle with when I sleep

Granted, but its a male and it rapes you.

I wish for fdsA

Granted. You have a Flash Drive Shoved up your Ass.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayar wiener.