Would you rather....

Alright,I'm not sure if this has been done before or not,but here goes an attempt to make another forum game.

It's pretty simple,you just give two choices,and then the next person decides which they want to do over the other,then gives two choices themselves for the next one. (Try to keep these vore and yiffy related,though it isn't necessary :3 )

Example and then your choices.

Would you rather be eaten by a Bayleef and digested slowly and painfully,or get chewed up slowly by a Dragonite,staying alive until swallowed. Answer: I'd rather be digested slowly by the Bayleef.


Would you rather be raped by a Torus,or get a blowjob from a Mawile's second mouth?

Raped by Tauros

Would you rather be trampled to near death and eaten by a Girafarig or beaten raped, poisoned, and beaten by a Nidoking

Girafirag o~o

Would you rather (Imma do a positive one here) have the most passionate love made to you by a gardevoir with vyou being submissive or eaten by her and slwoly digested?

Eaten and digested.

Would you rather be beaten to near death, bound, and thrown into the ocean to drown, or be panicked, taunted, and eaten by a luxray?

Eaten by a Luxray,not a fan of the ocean ^^

Would you rather be crushed under a steam press,feeling every moment of it,or be shrunk,shoved up a dirty butt and crapped on?

Shrunk and crapped on.

Would you rather have your soul eaten by a litwick, or be electrocuted to death by a rotom.

Litwick (It and it's evoloutnairy line is awesome ^^)

Would you rather be eaten by a plushie torchic and paifully digested or stabbed to death by Bisharp?

Plushie Torchic,


Would you rather be sucked into a Gardevoirs black hole, or cursed for 1000 years by a ninetails?

Sucked into the black hole.

Would you rather be bitten by a Seviper's poison fang and die slowly,with a chance of reaching an antidote to stop it,or be stomped on by a Charizard repeatedly,slowly and brutally?

Seviper

Would you rather be Ash's condom that he used for gay sex or Brock's condom that broke when he spurt in Nurse Jay?

Ash's condom. Not much of a choice when the other option guarantees getting torn open.

Would you rather have a hundred billion dollars or an IQ of 1000?

Hmm,I'd say the IQ,since knowledge is power and because money hasn't been too stable in these times :3

Would you rather have blood drawn with a rusty needle,or be bitten by a poisonous spider?

Bitten by a Poisonous spider. Then I can get super powers!

No bad choices this time!

Would you rather be tortured and eaten alive by a Dragonite so you can be painfully digested, or gang raped by a pack of houndooms?

houndooms
, but i like the choice of Dragonite too

would you rather get surprise raped by a koffing or by a cars muffling?

Koffing? Is that possible? If I'm going to get raped either way, I'll take the way I'm curious to see how would be done. :p

Would you rather fall through a portal and wind up in the Mushroom Kingdom (Mario) or Mobius (Sonic)?

Mushroom Kingdom. Who doesn't want to parade around with a plumber powered by mushrooms and stars?

Would you rather live in a toaster, or sleep in a microwave?

Sleep in the microwave,Its bigger,And you spend less time in it!

Would you rather Smash your car or Burn money?

Burn money. You never said how much money, so I could do that for a lot cheaper than smashing the car.

Would you rather get nuzzled all over by a Grimer or a Nidoran with Poison Point.

Grimer (I think they're cute)

Would you rather be pecked to death by a flock of seagulls for taunting them with fries or raped by a Nidoking who uses its poison point as a dildo on you.

I'll go with the Nidoking. I might survive that one (the other option explicitly states that I wouldn't).

Would you rather get hugged by a Cacturne or a Magmar?

Magmar, they are warm, and not too deadly to hug.

Would you rather be turned into a rattata, or a ditto that forgot how to transform.

Rattata!

Would you rather....
Screw my char Crys as a ramb and hear a shit ton of screaming....
Or.....
Cuddle him and see his sweet, cute side, yet get no sexual pleasure?

Cuddle him :3

Would you rather...

Be thrown into a pit of lava, Pulled out and eaten by groudon

Or....

Fall into the ocean, almost drown and be eaten by Kyogre

Im thinking of hoenn

Kyogre, I would survive to be eaten.

Would you rather be eaten by a trubbish or a muk?

Muk (again they're adorable)

Would you rather be publically humiliated, eaten, and then digested by a Celebi, or psyically tormented for the rest of your life by a Mew.

Tormented by Mew. I'd expect more prank-type torment from a mon like Mew, and besides, this is (once again) the only option in which I would live.

Would you rather own a magikarp the size of a lugia, or a lugia the size of a magikarp?

Lugia the size of a magicarp.

Would you rather be killed and eaten by a Lugia or a Ho-oh?

oooh Lugia :3

Would you rather...

Be anal vored by a Lucario

Or...

Just be vored by a zoroark.

Zoroark.

Would you rather be enslaved to Dialga or Palkia

Dialga.


Would you rather...(ima do a nice one :3)

Hug a cute fluffy eevee

Or...

Hug a Fluffy Zorua :3

Hug the fluffy Zorua.

Would you rather have a RL Gardevoir, or a legal Meloetta?

the gardevoir

would you rather...

have a RL pokemon

or...

become a pokemon

Have a real life Pokemon,especially if they could do whatever you trained them to do |3

Would you rather be deep fried or grilled?

I'd rather be grilled, though I oddly like cooking RP's

Would you rather... be Oral Vored or Unbirthed by your female lover?

Unbirthed

Would you rather be a Magikarp and never have the ability to evolve or a Mudkip in a singularity.

Mudkip.

Would you rather be able to bring six (non-legendary) pokemon of your choosing into the real world, or be able to travel over to the pokemon world?

Travel to the Pokemon World (I can be a pokemon right?)

If you were a Pokemon of any choice, including legendarys, who would you rather have your world invaded by? Helghast or Chimera?

Helghast.

Would you rather be slowly and brutally digested in the stomach of a Serperior,or cock vored by a Charizard,not turning to cum yourself,but having to deal with millions of sperm attacking your body?

Charizard. And how come I always wind up getting the death ones?

Would you rather get bitten by, and turned into, a werepoodle or a werechihuahua?

Werepoodle.

Would you rather be hooked up to a milking machine,or get a blowjob from your favorite pokemon?

The latter.

Would you rather watch the complete works of Uwe Boll, or the complete works of Paris Hilton?

No idea who Uwe Boll is,so I suppose the latter ^^;

Would you rather be stuck in traffic during a thunderstorm or a blizzard?

Thunderstorm, less snow :3

Would you rather Shave a fluffyfox or eat a turnip ... ok ik that doesn't make sense choose one

and it better not be THAT one or else you will get bad luck @.@

Ok really -.-

Uhh i choose the one where i am not shaved tyvm lol

Would you rather be stuck in Hot or cold weather

Cold personally ^^

Would you rather be Pokemon trainer or gym leader?

Trainer. Won't be restricted to just one type, travel, and go off into the wilderness where nobody can see us for some *wink-wink nudge-nudge*.

Would you rather be a trainer to six non-legendary pokemon of your choice, or just one legendary of your choice?

One legendary.

Would you rather be a pokemon-less trainer safely in a region of your choice, or a pokemon trainer with all the different kinds of pokemon, but lost at sea on a makeshift raft with no pokemon capable of helping you out of that situation at the time.

Makeshift raft. You only specified that they couldn't help me off the raft, not that they couldn't fish, boil water or anything else we'd need to do out there to stay alive. Trust me, if I had "all the different kinds" of pokemon with me, I could wait however long it took for us to drift onto shore naturally.

Would you rather never need to sleep again or be able to hibernate?

(Did that on purpose.)

Never have to sleep again.

Would you rather, if you were to be turned into a pokemon, be turned into a fire pokemon or a fight pokemon?