the tainted wish game

in this game, the person above makes a wish and the next person to post has to try as hard as thay can to make it go horribly wrong
i shall start =^.w.^=


i wish i had a charzard

;P now think of how that chould go wrong

*a Charizard appears and has YOU - for lunch!*

I wish somebody would yiff me. ;3

You get yiffed...TO DEATH

I wish that this wish could not go wrong...

*Alas, your wish goes wrong*

I wish I had a zigzagoon!

you get a zigzagoon but it rips your face off.

i wish i was a sneasel.

*A Sneasel appears and rapes you with Dark Pulse*

I wish I didn't have to worry about moving away

you worry so much you want to die and end up being eared by a bum loveing charmelion.

XD hahaha you know who i mean...

i wish i had a good camera

You call that a tainted wish? OMG, that's a dream come true

You get a good camera...From 1862! >=D

I wish I had a million bucks

*punches you a million times*
hun .. any kind of wish can be used... anything at all XD
^^ but no matter the wish the person below has to think of the worst thing that can happen

i wish i was a pikachu

You're turned into a Pikachu and forced to star in the next 'Hey You, Pikachu!'

Again, sorries. T.T But, I didn't know I was supposed to hate that wish. And atleast you didn't use the male deer stereotype of that wish. XD

I wish I could talk to animals

Your first conversation with an animal offends the creature, causing it to slash your face, just like this:


I wish I never got tired.

You never work through your issues in your sleep like most people do, and wind up jumping into shark-infested waters.

I wish my mom had a high-paying job.

Your mom loves having more money, but then completely cuts herself off from everyone to keep it all for herself.

Good point. Nicely done.

I wish I had Brawl.

You get Brawl; sadly your Wii short-circuits with the disc inside and you don't have the money to repair it or buy a new Wii and game.

Hmm, when you put it like that it does kinda suck.

I wish Religion and State were truly seperate.

that split up and the world ends


i wish i had a wish

you get a wish. but you cant figure out what to do with it, and accidentally trigger the self-destruct mechanism. blowing up the world.

i wish all the bidoofs ever would spontaneously combust.

They all sponaneously combust, overheating the world and frying (yummy) all the inhabitants on it.

I iwsh i knew what a bidoof was...

you know, and the horror of it causes your head to implode.

i wish the world was shaped like a donut.

The world becomes donut-shaped, but due to gravity and the hole into the middle it attracts itself, collapses into itself and destroyes everything on itself!


I wish I had my new PC working!

you get your better computer but it is to good and it takes over the world

i wish i had more ram for my computer

you go to the local farm and get you some ram. however it eats your computer. yay puns!

i wish i had a fish.

You're knocked unconscious when a large swordfish falls on you.

I wish I had ninja skills.

Opposing ninjas grow jealous of your skills, and brutally murder you with their combined ninja prowess.


I wish that I had a better memory.

your memory becomes so obscenely powerful that you remember all the way back to the creation of the universe, and your head explodes with the knowledge.

i wish for an end to world hunger!

the world gets a endless ammount of food but everyone eats way to much and thorws off the balence of the world and we get thrown into the sun.

i wish for more chips

suddenly your house fills completely with chips! you suffocate.

i wish i could fly.

i wish i could be a dragon..

You become... a TURTLE DROGAON

i wish again_)again's wish was answered

me too.

i wish that i had a lawyer.

Your lawyer hates you and tries to lose your case on purpose.

I wish I had warm feet.

a wave of lava moves over your feet X3

i wish i had wings

you grow a pair of wings half an inch long, out of your left foot.

i wish the world was made of donut.

instead its made out of shit and you sink away in it X3

i wish i was my real fursona

yeah sure, but you are immediatly struck by lightning, because lightning favors large animals.

i wish i had a giant hamster ball to run around in!

The ball is airtight and you suffocate in it.

I wish for a Super Potion.

you get one, but it turns out they are quite toxic to humans, and you go into a coma.

i wish i could buy a planet.

Your planet explodes within seconds of the transaction's finalization.

I wish I had a hammer...

You get your hammer but you drop it while up on a latter and it kills your best friend when it lands on their head.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Your pet dragon goes out of control and kills everyone you care about...

I wish for a lifetime supply of pies.

You get your lifetime supply but you eat so many at once that you have a heart attack and die.

I wish that dinosaurs were still around.

The dinosaurs trample civilization, eating you in the process. (Man, half my taints involve death...)

I wish animals could speak human languages.

Everywhere you go you hear all the voices of the animals all the time and it slowly drives you insane

I wish I could get a job.

When you do get a job, it actually turns out you've been captured and made into a slave.

I wish I was thinner.

You get your wish but you get so thin that it makes you so weak that you lose all your independence and the ability to move

I wish I would kick ass.

You promptly get your foot wedged on someone's ass, and have to hop around after them everywhere they go.

I wish I could inflict MASSIVE DAMAGE!

you can But sadly their is no giant enemy crab to inflict massive damage upon

I wish I could breath underwater.

Your underwater breathing offers you no protection against the shark you encounter.

I wish I could punch Seto Kaiba in the face. Because he deserves it.

You get your wish, but Seto uses his vast wealth and influence to lock you away in the deepest darkest dungeon for all eternity

I wish I had the worlds most comfy couch.

The couch is so comfy, it lulls you into a coma and you never wake up...

I wish for ninja powers.

You get your ninja powers, but pirates become your enemy and they give you a cannonball to the face

I wish I was a pirate.