Re: the tainted wish game

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 9:19 pm

Your ship is sunk by the navy, crushing you in the wreckage.

I wish to know the meaning of life.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 9:21 pm

You learn it but the information is to much and you fry your brain thus turning you into a vegetable

I wish I had a pet dog.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 9:26 pm

The dog has rabies without you knowing, so you fail to get the bite it gives you treated correctly. You die.

I wish the noisy one of my two cats would shut up.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 9:27 pm

It shuts up and then shuts you up...it rips out your windpipe

I wish I was a better painter.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 9:31 pm

Your painting talent only works if you're copying something famous... Getting you arrested as a forger.

I wish I knew what to have for lunch.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 9:45 pm

You figure it out only to forget what you wanted for dinner

I wish a t-rex would devour my enemies.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 9:47 pm

Full from eating your enemies, the t-rex falls asleep... crushing you in the process.

I wish the smell of pies cooking would quit driving me insane... *Red's mouth waters.*

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 9:49 pm

done, but now you no longer have a desire to eat pie...ever again...

I wish I could live forever.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 9:50 pm

You don't stop aging, eventually making you so weak and pathetic you'll beg for death. But Death never comes...

I wish for a super special awesome children's trading card.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 9:52 pm

You get it, but you lose the respect of all your friends

I wish life was like a video game.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 9:56 pm

You get into a random encounter before you can get to the armour shop, and the monsters destroy you. Then you find you forgot to save, and have to start life over again.

I wish I had a better DEX score.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 9:59 pm

Having no idea what you mean by DEX...I will assume pokedex and say you do...but only by 1

I wish I knew when not to be stupid.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 10:02 pm

You know when not to be stupid, but you still act stupid anyway.

(My bad... DEX is an abbreviation of dexterity, used in certain RPGs. But that works too.)

I wish I was clearer about what I mean.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 10:11 pm

You are but people still misinterpret what you say.

(Yeah I'm not an RPG kind of girl...only RPs)

I wish I understood people better.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 10:14 pm

You understand all too well... You end up being eliminated for uncovering an evil plot.

(Fair enough. I'll try to make sense...)

I wish I had a pair of gloves.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 10:20 pm

You do but they fuse to your skin and you can never take them off.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 11:02 pm

An excited riot breaks out, crushing you in its fury... But at least you're not bored anymore.

I wish for world peace.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 11:06 pm

You get it but then aliens attack creating an intergalactic war.

I wish someone would throw me a bone.

by RedMage89 on June 23rd 2008, 11:08 pm

The bone whacks you in the head and knocks up over the railing of a zoo's tiger pit.

I wish I could think of better corruptions.

by Aerodactyl on June 23rd 2008, 11:36 pm

You do but other people think of better ones

I wish those damn dirty apes would get away from me.

by RedMage89 on June 24th 2008, 12:10 am

You get some space between you and the apes... When they throw you off a cliff.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without getting fat(ter).

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 12:11 am

You get your wish but you can never get skinny either

I wish that pigs would fly out of my pants.

by RedMage89 on June 24th 2008, 12:14 am

The pigs fly out into windows and walls, causing thousands of dollars worth in property damage, which you're charged for.

I wish for better programming on TV.

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 12:29 am

You got it, but your never around when there on.

I wish I had heat vision.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 12:33 am

you get heat vision... you can now see infrared light

i wish someone will post below me...

by RedMage89 on June 24th 2008, 1:02 am

I do, but I insult you in my post! You're useless!

I wish that Dog doesn't take that seriously.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:07 am

(lol no one actually posted below me...) *crys*

*just kiding*

i wish i could fall asleap whenever i wanted

by RedMage89 on June 24th 2008, 1:10 am

You accidentally fall asleep on a train and end up three cities from your stop, with no money for another fare...

I wish for $20.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:11 am

you get 20$ then a hobo mugs you.

I wish i had a pet hobo...

by RedMage89 on June 24th 2008, 1:12 am

You get arrested for owning a 'slave'.

I wish I could throw properly.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:15 am

you become the best thrower in the world... you make it in the ginnus book of world records... you throw something so hard it travles around the earth and impales you.... game over!

i wish i had a third arm...

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 1:16 am

You do but its deformed and unusable thus making you a isolated freak

I wish I had a milkshake.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:19 am

you drink it but it is poisoned...

I wish i had an antidote for Aerodactyl...

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 1:20 am

You do but you gave it to the wrong person...I thusly die

I wish I wasn't dead.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:21 am

you become a zombie then get shot down by the resistance

I wish i was a doctor.

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 1:23 am

You are but are unable to cure anybody

I wish I the ability to to walk up walls.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:26 am

you can walk up walls but your legs aren't strong enough to make it 75 stories at 90 degrees fail

i wish i could breath underwater...

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 1:29 am

(I made that same wish XD) You can but you are eaten by sharks

I wish I had a cheeseburger. (I must be hungry)

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:30 am

you had a cheseburger... but it eats you lolz...

i wish i could eat my self...

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 1:33 am

You do, making you implode and thus ceasing to exist.

I wish I wasn't eaten by a cheeseburger.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:35 am

the cheseberger spits you out and a hamberger eats you...

i wish I work at Mc Donalds...

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 1:39 am

You do and are thusly stuck there for the rest of your life never getting to do anything better

I wish magical mythical creatures were real.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:40 am

they are... and a unicorn eats you and you famaly

i wish i had an endless role of Ducktape Very Happy

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 1:42 am

You do...but it lost its ability to stick

I wish I owned my own personal ninja.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:46 am

(unsticky ductape the horror!!!) your ninja gets killed by chuck norris

i wish chuck norris wouldnt kill me

by Aerodactyl on June 24th 2008, 1:49 am

Done, but you are killed by the dead ninja's family as they think your in cohoots with chuck.

I wish my laptop didn't suck.

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 1:54 am

you get a great laptop that takes over your brain

I wish i could see in the dark...

by Ragnarakk on June 24th 2008, 2:23 am

you see stuff in the dark you shouldn't see...

i wish i was taller..

by Dog In Da Grass on June 24th 2008, 2:27 am

you grow so tall you have trouble getting through doors and into cars

i wish i knew what i was doing

by again_)again on June 24th 2008, 8:15 am

you do, but the knowledge causes your brain to explode.

i wish i had a ninja.