The never ending cheat code

This was started sometime in the original Nintendo pokemon forums, but I decided to bring it back ^.^

Basically it goes something like this: one person will say you have to do something and then add something similar to "And then..." or "while" to the end.
Example: Walk around ecruteak city three times and then...
Or, if your really clever (or lazy) you can end the sentence with a ... and let some one else complete it.
It doesn't matter weather or not what you do is possible or not, but as long as itis legible its fine.

Ill start

First you have to feed you Lucario a tamato berry while...

First you have to feed you Lucario a tamato berry while tieing up his 4 paws, because...


(i'd figured out, "Because" can be used as well, also "but" and "and")

He will try to stab you with those paw and chest spikes if you don't, then you must offer the Lucario as a sacrifice to a Ninetales and endure a 1000 year long curse from it ....

Because then Santa will grant you a wish which you need because...

He is evil and plans to conquer the world with his army of exploding penguins.

But you must use the wish to defeat him so then he will give you a taco because...

Tacos are the source of all evil, and you must thereby destroy it, and every Taco Bell restaurant in existence, and make sure no more tacos are produced again. After that, you must kiss Barney the purple faggy dinosaur that was too stupid to die and is a super pedo that makes Michael Jackson seem mild, because

He is out to get you so you must...

Kiss him to death lest he anally rapes you and makes you his little bitch and such, and conquers the world with his army of little kids he uses as fuck toys

Thean you must deploy your inflatable Pidgey raft to

Get to the Island of the Pokegods, where you must try to capture the rare Pikablu for

experimental furry voring for team rockets laboratories because while...

They exist, they will plan to kill you, and use the powers of all the legendary pokemon to tame the pokegods and rule the world, so you must stop them by

Throwing Michael Jackson into their supper ray gun of death causing it to...

turn every human in the base into care bears, whom you must quickly destroy because

their care bear stare is just plain creepy and wrong so to destroy it you pull...

A lever which unleashes JamesG and Roco on them, whilst you run away from the insanity that ensue, only to suddenly appear atop mount Olympus because

The pokegods summoned you to save mew in order to stop all the lucario's from...

killing all the humans that have yiffed their pokemon while...

Committing sinful but enjoyable acts of Bestiality. Resulting in a new race of pokehumans that plan to conquer the world and take it back from the humans that created them. After that, you are sent tothe dragon's den in Johto because

is asked you to bring it some berries for...

Rayquaza whom

is a hermaphrodite that enjoys...

Having dragonairs used as large and long dildos, and then demands you crawl into hir feminine regions because...

she wants to carry something in her womb while she hunts ninetails that...

Control the element of lightning and are named Raiden

because Raiden is a name that when given to a thunder controling ninetails can...

Explains why there is a Kyuubi named that wandering around, trying to find a way to open the gates of hell and unleash the demonic variants of pokemon, so you must stop them by

drinking all of the cum from a Latios, then throw yourself to the mercy of hungry voraciouse Mew who, by being eaten by, will cause a hemispheric megastorm resulting in enourmous surges of plasmatic and kinetic molecular energy that create a chemical reacteant capable of freeing hell itself into our realm, or send it back. but to control it you must ...

Reform from the belly of the mew, eat it, and then go and vore the latios whom ye drained, before offering yourself as a sacrifice to Roco because....

it is polite and roco will give you the crystal of the pokegods that will allow you too...

Vore them, only for Roco to backstab you and vore you, so you must escape your fate as Jolteon/Eevee food by...

using toxic to poison said Roco, making him sick and puke you out, allowing you to escape only to realize...

That said tactic wouldnt work, and that even if it did, his mate, the dreaded Nila Chan, would kill you, so you must

negotiate a deal with him, bring him back a large shiny treasure of some sort, for your not being eatenness in order to do so you must first

Get Roco to listen to you, as to him you are food, but once this is all done, you must bargain with the dreaded Nila-Chan for

the knowledge of what would get Roco to help you defeat your archnemises, and help save the world, which ends up being

a total waste of time because by the time your done you will want to destroy it yourself because

this freaking cheat code has no point, so in order to give it purpose you seek out the one thing every american and canadian Pokemon gamer covets, the illustirous and never been released in America or canada, Celebi, which proceeds to ..

Warp time around you back to the old days where it didnt even exist, when you were stuck playing Red Blue and Yellow, causing

a catestrophic meltdown of time and space, because you had met up with the infamous Missingno, destroying your save file which forced you to restart the game, fortunetly you had a glitched copy of the timeflute in your pocket so you proceed to use it to...

Summon an odd fusion of Celebi and Dialga, that claims to be the illegitimate child of the two that neither wants, and then it shoots you so far into the future for calling it, that you find

that everything is under an extreme rule of tyrrany from an evil magikarp, who uses its evil splash attack to kill everything in its way

Except you because for some reason it thinks you are its former master, even though you look nothing like them, so you

proceed to use your power over the magikarp to rule the world, until...

It suddenly realizes its a fish out of water and cant breathe, thus dieing and leaving you alone to rule the world, and without any minions to deal with the paperwork, so you then

run away from the paperwork, as without any minions you couldn;t rule the world anyway, so to escape you cover yourself in dust and try to get poast everyone trying to kill you for Tormenting them...

and it works because they are too busy sneezing from the dust to try to kill you, once free you

begin to search out the elusive jirachi, to wish yourself out of this time zone and back into your own, however before you find him you...

Must escape the digestive tract of a new pokemon that hadnt been diuscovered yet in your time, its being the new largest one of all. So you