The Excuse game

This game is simple really just make an excuse the next poster can react to it in anyway they feel and they make a different excuse
The excues can be about anything as well
Example
Poster #1
My dog ate my homework.
Poster #2
Did the dog eat your brain too?

I can't go with you cause I'm got an errand to finish.

Please don't double post and be as creative as you want :3
I'll start

I couldn't get on eariler because my clock died on me.

So you slept late?

I can't respond because I don't know what to say... ;P

so the Meowth vored your tongue?

I can't RP because I got a writer's block...

Can't you Roleplay about writer's block?

I can't make it because I need to fix my comp.

So did your computer has a bug?

I can't stay I have something to now.

IS it this game?

Im too tired because I was saving the president from flaming ninjas that were on ice.

But that seems highly illogical because if the ninjas were flaming, they would be dying. Also they would be in too much pain.

I couldn't go to the blind date last night because I was too busy posting here on HPF.

(their ninja's, they can walk it off)
So you were on a real date with a lovely poke?

I didn't do my homework cause I was too tired... (from saving the president from flaming nijas that wre on ice)

Why did they start melting into the ice when you got there.

I didn't go to bed cause I stayed out last night.

why didn't you bring your bed with you? it has feelings too!

I can build your robot, I don't have the powers of awsome in me

did you lose them when you built the robot.

I can't see you your 2 far away

Why did you leave then?!

I cant eat you right now.. I have... aids... yeah...

Thats what you get for being a whore!

I cant draw since I broke my wrist...

thats what you get for being my bitch and giving me teh aids! yeah!

I can't come to school, ive been kidnapped by ice ninjas... that are on fire >.>

Thats what happens to you for setting them on fire

I've got to go my dog just ran away

It ran away because you're chasin' it down.. Blah..

I can't draw anymore because I broke my thumb.. Again.

Did you forget to pay the 'protection' money again?

Up, got to run, there's a shoggoth on the roof.

you should have gotten shoggoth-be-gone, works every time.

Uh oh, gotta go, jizzal wrote a new story ^^

Jizzal's story is a lie...

Damn it my squirrel fell on a knife!!

why did you have a knife on the floor?

I can;t answer, I have to do homework

WTF?!

Hmm... It seems my mother has also fell on a knife...

you droped your bananapeal colection again didnt you!

I thought the camera was a flameing cactus so I threw it in the lake....

Stop taking drugs...

I didn't do it!

I saw you eating allure seeds!

My flying bison did it!

Curse you Aang!!!

My pdgey at them!

Im hungry *eats pidgy*

My homework and my younger brother who ate my dog who ate my cat who ate me...

Drugs...again...

AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM![PLAYEDMKWIIANDWENTINSANE]

Adicted to wii

I pitty the fool who does wii!

Mr.T

Hmmm.........

yeah???

up down left right right right RIGHT!!!!

Why is the cheat code for Sonic not working?!

Well I was going to do ti but I got high

(wow... you actially got my referance ^_^)
lol stupid towel!

ILOVEU

Where's your homework? (sed the sexee looking teechor)

My pokemon got eated by another pokemon who got eated by another pokemon...

(o rly?)

my they were tasty ^^

I can't now, I has to go frolick in the snow

Dont forget to bring a towel!


Because I stubbed my toe on my other toe

So what stubbed your other toe?

I can't stay cause my pet's hungry.

why don't you eat your pet?

I have to go, my msn is having a seisure

Stupid viruses...

Super Mario World

thats not an excuse!

I can't eat, im full...

(It is I was up all night on it and my school teacher said "Wheres your homework?" and I said Super Mario World.)

Eat some more dinner!!!

Ask Vegeta!

What does the scanner say about his power level.

I can't run i'm too tired!

(It's scouter...)

Get moving!

Gotta go! The pie is cold!

the pie is the truth!

I gotta go get cake!

Did you forget you're going towords Portal?

My imaginary friend's teasing yours

And who is You Imaginary friend Then?

Im the only nice person where I live

do you live in Jail?

My maginary friend is worried about your finances, please deposite all money with him ^^

I didn't invent an imaginary chequebook.

I'm hungry...I need to leave before I end up eating you.

I'm full of poison, I'd better leave before you end up eating me.


It's mating season for the Zangoose clan, I gotta run... ~

Didn't think your shaft housed your brain. (No offense. *Hugs.*)

Sorry, I have to go find something I lost...

It better be an object

The foam over in the corner is calling for me (WTF!?!)