The Excuse game

Well why the HELL would you come at him as a ZOMBIE?! @_@

*suppresed laugh as bill murray dies* sorry he cracks me up

then WATCH BILL COSBAH!

I was busy dodging and killing zombies with a M1919A1 Browning Light Machinegun

but you ran outta ammo

would save ye, but a tad busy trying to fire mah lazor at Nemesis right now...it not working

O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im using a SAM launcer to help Shadow

But you don't have all the chaos emeralds

i was trying to kill the Tyrant but Brad threw man an empty rocket launcher....

Wow...FIND SOME AMMO!

I was trying to get Luka ammo but i was blown up

I was trying to tell you there was a landmine over there

I was trying to help Safy but i didn't have the spade key...

Safy dodged the mine,but was hit by the rockets fired

I was trying to dodge rockets

but you EPIC FAIL!

I would have tried stopping the rockets but I was being vored by a Snorlax

Wow

I would have saved you,but SNorlax anal vored me first

You could have crawled out of there

i woulda but my brother killed my whole village

Oh I saw that.

I wouldve helped, but a salamence is CHASING MEEE!!

to likely anal vore you so KEEP RUNNING!

I'd help but I dun got anything that'll make a snorlax puke me up

*runs at mach speed but salamance still at least keeps up* NUUUUUUUUUUU! DO NOT WANT! *fires bazooka and it explodes... spraying blood on impact* eeeew.

Id like to throw in some epicac, but this blood is GROSS!

well you shouldn't have shot it then!

I got free of the snorlax but now I can't move from the blood coating everything

Ill save joo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to clean Shadow of blood but got fried by a Charizard

Could've said no.

I tried to help, but I was busy firin MP4 Shells at Zombies with Little Rock.

Coulda used a MP7A1

I was busy trying to get to Evan

Could've gotten there faster

Oops, dropped my grenade

and it hits you with The Jokers Laughing gas!

I would laugh uncontrollably but life's such a drag today...*stares up at clouds again*

Should've had a V8

I'm drinking one

Thats not a V8!, it's red bull! *v8's you in the forehead*

would drink a V8 but it's too much work to get to the fridge...

Should've worked out more.

I would get it for you, but I'm being fucked by a Dragon

he ain't wearing protection, hope you like anus STDS!

would workout more but wearing myself out is such a drag

I'd feel like the same, but the salamance IS STILL ALIVE AND PISSED OFF!! AAAGH!

Shoot it with your lazor*pewpew*

i was gonna help him but i got eaten by a milotic

who has an eating disorder that makes it always hungry and it hasn't waited for you to digest before eating MORE pokemon!

wow...I'd feel bad but those Pachi's it just ate annoyed me...

so maybe they diserved it.

i gotta go cause i can still hear shadowfang's annoying Pachi's..*covers ears and runs*

Use some earplugs then

i was gonna win but then i ran out of star power.....

and got PWNed by Pikachu!

I woulda won MY fight, but The Pokemon Trainer's Charizard vored me...

Make him throw up then

i was gonna finish drawing but i wanted to listen to my ipod instead

LOW BATTERY your Ipod shuts down

I would make him puke me up, but he ain't digesting me and it's warmz in here...-w-

Than why are you complaining? (warm is good though^^)

i would have gone to class but i threw my alarm clock out the window out of annoyance...

which pissed off ya mom who grounds you from your computer!

(wasn't really complaining lol)

I would care you are not furthering your education but I GRADUATED! XD

Then get a job

but i was being carefull

is that why u got hit by that bus?

i was gonna run u to the hospital,but then decided not to..>:}

Well have fun with all that bad karma

I was sick that's why

because u ate that raw frog!! DUH!!!

i was gonna give u medicine, but my dog beat u to it...;]

I told you to stop feeding him Crack

I was gonna help your dog but then NINJAS ATTACKED!!!!!!11!!11ONE

awwww u let the other hobo into ur house and then played dress up with them, how nice.

while u were playin dress up with hobos i got my dog and ran him to the hospital to start Crack Kids Cancelling

So you went to see Micheal Jacksson(i know this was probably in bad taste but it was WAY to easy to pass up)

I was gonna draw you but you looked too weird.....

yeah but i look wierd in a good way, you look wierd in a bad, wierd way

i was gonna let u draw me, but then i remembered i was awesomely awesome

Talking to yourself is a bad sign

I was gonna then i had to fight aliens

i don't think bieng expiremented on is classified under "fighting"

i was gonna shoot down the aliens ship, but then remembered u said i look wierd

Than i think you need to take something for that alshimerz

i escaped but then i tripped

is that why they caught you again, i thought you went back to them

i went after u but was stopped by ur mom, she told me to let them tak u

Why are you listing to crazy people again?

I got away but i fell again......into the hous of A 100 NINJAS!!!!11!1ONE

i already told u to stop playing dress-up with hobos

i would a joined u but ur hobo friends scare me

Well they are ninjas even if they are also hobos

I would have gotten the ninjobos to stop chasing you but i got distrackted by something shiny OWO

what r u a magpie or something

while u were distracted i stole that peanut butter cookie i fed u last night out of ur digestive system